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'Cos there's no school like old school, when it comes to monster slaying. Unfortunately, swimming all the way from 11th century Scandinavia gets you in half-dozen pages too late.This idea was sparked by some bright cookie in comments to the Monster Hunter arc - sing out for credit. I accidentally deleted a backlog of comments I meant to respond to.
You might notice that, fatally, Sarah has developed some minor resistance to Distracted by the Bulge pants dangly bitsSexy and just about masters the art of maintaining eye contact against all odds.
And I've just realized this is the THIRD time poor Sarah has been exposed to Full Frontal Male Nudity, and none of it has been Jareth's. SulkingGlowering material for His Nibs indeed.
and this is a hurried and a silly one because I am le busy again.
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This is a work of fanart and solely intended for shits and giggles. Not mine, not making money from it.
Christine [Phantom of the Opera] (c) Leroux and Webber
Sarah [Labyrinth] (c) Lucas, Froud, Henson; Connelly&Bowie
Beowulf [2007 CG movie version] (c) Zemeckis, Avary, Gaiman, Paramount Pictures/WB
Dread Creature of the Cave of Caerbannock, aka Bunny (c) Monty Python
Based on the original Roommates comic by *AsheRhyder
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Comments: 414
Pyxelle In reply to ??? [2012-07-12 17:55:40 +0000 UTC]
You did see the "spring time" comic earlier, right? The bunny got a whole comic of awesome! Go read it! Pika is indeed a genius!
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Jaderider098 In reply to Pyxelle [2012-07-12 23:12:48 +0000 UTC]
She truly is. Let us hope this first panel is not a foreboding. May Legolas stay guard against the path of harm...Though with his luck, I doubt it. And remember, "Listen to Tim, you tit"! We pray for your safe return, Sir Legolas.
.....GO DREAD CREATURE! NOW, RUN AWAY!
We love you so much, Pika. We really do.
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Pyxelle In reply to Jaderider098 [2012-07-13 15:00:12 +0000 UTC]
Haha well, in it's first appearance at the building the Dread Creature made mince-meat of Legolas...
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Jaderider098 In reply to Pyxelle [2012-07-13 23:20:59 +0000 UTC]
Indeed. Poor blondie. Alas, we knew well.
I'd like to see him ass Sarah's pet. I doubt Jareth would try anymore sneak attacks if he/she were.
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TheLastIronMan In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 23:42:00 +0000 UTC]
C'mon, Chris. You know you want it.
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megamiaki364 In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 23:27:59 +0000 UTC]
Oh gods..... more junk paraded in front of Sara.... >.< and I'm jealous....first Jared now Beowulf...ugh.
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Pika-la-Cynique In reply to megamiaki364 [2012-07-12 07:42:09 +0000 UTC]
That is a good point. Sarah has been exposed to three naked men now and none of them Jareth. He's bound to feel antsy.
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danzerusa In reply to Pika-la-Cynique [2012-07-12 17:05:47 +0000 UTC]
Yes but Jareth isn't exactly shy about showing her what he has to offer he just does it with a little mystery left, I mean those pants.... um what I saying again?
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SarahWmoon13 In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 23:24:03 +0000 UTC]
bahahahahahahahah LEGEN......this awesome as much as this next word is ...DARY!
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Rain-Kyokyu [2012-07-11 22:39:50 +0000 UTC]
LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL XD
Great work!
Thanks so much for this amazing comic! ; A ; <3
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fablespinner In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 22:29:56 +0000 UTC]
ahahahahahahahha. Package avoidance 101 mastered.
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KSilvershade [2012-07-11 22:22:10 +0000 UTC]
Bahaha Beowulf . . .
who is by the way totally awesome, but REALLY needs some pants . . .
Well, I suppose they could sick him on the DC of the C of C, aka B.
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sylvacoer [2012-07-11 22:21:12 +0000 UTC]
My goodness, but that's a remarkable ability Sarah's gained there.
(Poor Beowulf - hope his crew comes along in the long boat to pick him up)
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scrumpleberry In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 22:20:32 +0000 UTC]
Your Beowulf is a BEAUTIFUL design in every way! x
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Verizona731 In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 22:14:04 +0000 UTC]
I wonder if Sarah's mastery of maintaining eye-contact would remain in tact if it was Jareth who showed up naked.
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captainsparrow666 In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 22:12:06 +0000 UTC]
*dies laughing* Epic. Just, epic.
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Violane In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 22:02:35 +0000 UTC]
Weeeeellll, since you're alreay here and ready to go, Beowulf! Sarah looks a bit hopeful in that last panel. hehe
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Aorta-Heartless In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 21:58:33 +0000 UTC]
Lol.
Beowulf is an awesome story/movie.
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nimravid In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 21:56:56 +0000 UTC]
Ha! ONe does wonder, though, if Christine doesn't also need some sort of resistance thanks to the ballet dancers around her?
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Pika-la-Cynique In reply to nimravid [2012-07-12 07:37:57 +0000 UTC]
She's out of practice from Opera House days.
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danzerusa In reply to Pika-la-Cynique [2012-07-12 17:07:45 +0000 UTC]
It was also mentioned that Jareth's pants were much tighter than the tights the ballet dancers wore, so this pretty much will scar her. lol
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Pika-la-Cynique In reply to danzerusa [2012-07-12 17:43:29 +0000 UTC]
Ah - but was it that Jareth's pants were tighter or the contents more impressive, however, that startled Christine way back then?
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danzerusa In reply to Pika-la-Cynique [2012-07-13 02:52:38 +0000 UTC]
mmmm good point, lets just say it was a combination of both. I mean come on its the Goblin King we're talking about here.
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Kyndsie In reply to Pika-la-Cynique [2012-07-12 20:39:54 +0000 UTC]
I think there's a causality that we're overlooking here. Jareth's pants were tighter BECAUSE the contents were more impressive, methinks.
Plus, J's moves in the movie didn't much resemble the moves of the ballet dancers that she usually saw.
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Pika-la-Cynique In reply to Kyndsie [2012-07-12 21:43:59 +0000 UTC]
Ahh... there's a lot that is sex, glitter and rockin'awesome about Bowie-as-Jareth, but his actual dancing is not his strongest selling point.
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Kyndsie In reply to Pika-la-Cynique [2012-07-12 23:00:14 +0000 UTC]
Oh, very true.
Maybe Christine is immune, but only within actual ballet-type movements. Which pretty much means that IRL, she still has lots to learn from Sarah. Wonder if / how C will tell Raoul about this tardy visitor?
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FadingStarlights In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 21:51:27 +0000 UTC]
um... where are the guy when you need them? Seriously, it'd be great if one of them could show up all pissed off right now at him flashing his "dangly bits" in front of the girls!
also, was reading through the so-and-so belongs to so-and-so part and saw the mention of the killer rabbit, looked and "THE BUNNY!!! "
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UmbraeCalamitas In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 21:47:06 +0000 UTC]
Grendel was murdered, you arm-chopping troglodyte! (to Beowulf)
Actually, I still loved the epic growing up. This page amuses me.
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two-tailed-cat In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 21:43:55 +0000 UTC]
Good job sarah. I can't believe you actually mastered the "don't-look-down-whatever-do"! A difficult art indeed.
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danzerusa In reply to two-tailed-cat [2012-07-12 17:08:54 +0000 UTC]
Mmmmm thats one I still need practice mastering, but in the mean time I'm going to oggle away lol
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rag-tag In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 21:37:33 +0000 UTC]
Hilarious. Christine's expressions are priceless.
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sephypsycologist In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 21:26:39 +0000 UTC]
Sarah is the master of non-distraction. I admire her. Though, having watched the film every night through most of my awkward teen years, I've found that's a side effect of dealing with Sir Sparkle Tights.
Beo, darling, go home. Or at least skin a local deer and get a loincloth, please. >o<
Quite funny, though
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Miniclio In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 20:34:02 +0000 UTC]
Et c'est ainsi qu'un nΕud coulant apparut dans l'arbre et ce nouΓ’t autour du coup du nudiste impudent et qu'une tonne de paillettes firent leurs office en faisant disparaitre le corps qui rejoignis un certain groupe de poulets rΓ©volutionnaires
Ergo j'en connais deux qui vont laisser leurs envie de meurtre et leur possessivitΓ© se dΓ©chainer ^^
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Yessikaa In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 20:27:53 +0000 UTC]
But Christine, you're French! Sarah is suddenly the calm and clinical Sherlock to Chris' baffled Watson.
(Is it bad that I now want to see some interaction between Grendel's mother and Jadis? Oh the bitching, oh the heavy drinking...)
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xJeniflowerx In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 20:26:27 +0000 UTC]
I had a giggle fit when i finally spotted the bunny, and now all i have in my head is
RUN AWAAAAAY! RUN AWAY!
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horrormunk1998 In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 20:01:15 +0000 UTC]
Oh My God......
its was so weird I was reading a chapter about beowolf in my mythology book i got for my birthday
good to know he's still in the monster slaying business
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Melstrife [2012-07-11 19:58:54 +0000 UTC]
Oh My......
Christine you're still peeking!!!
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mlgScribe In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 19:57:49 +0000 UTC]
This makes me so unbelievably happy- you have noooo idea.
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Kitty-Grimm In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 19:56:10 +0000 UTC]
Christine's face! Priceless! So fucking priceless!
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RedSunFlower7 In reply to Kitty-Grimm [2012-07-11 19:58:22 +0000 UTC]
I love how she is hiding behind her book too. So cute.
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RedSunFlower7 In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 19:48:52 +0000 UTC]
I just jumped up an down when I saw there was a new GND!!
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Shengirl In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 19:43:30 +0000 UTC]
Lol, poor Beowulf. Caught me off guard - nice page.
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TamaterGirl In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 19:32:22 +0000 UTC]
*le gasp!* they have Craigslist in 'Geatland'!?!?!
And on that note, so if I post needing a monster hunter a nekked Beowulf will swim to my rescue? *squees in fangirly hope*
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danzerusa In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 19:29:38 +0000 UTC]
Is it bad of me to think that Jareth's blurred out area would be much bigger? *blushes*
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