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PipoMadness1992 — Kakeru's message Chapter 1
Published: 2006-12-15 04:16:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 850; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 3
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Description This is a story about two cities: Orbis and Hortus. Hortus is a place for devils and Orbis is a place for angels. Kakeru lived in Orbis and worked as Queen Palutena's messager, his other friends and his cousin: Jimmy worked as Royal Guardians who protect Orbis from danger. On the other side in Hortus, Palutena's enemy: Hades rules Hortus with an iron fist. Haruka works for Hades as a punisher. her friends get to have a better job in hell, working for Hell's richest devil. Haruka hates Yumi the most, cause she boasts and shows off her wealth to Haruka, and Yumi works for Heaven's richest angel. Both Kakeru and Haruka didn't get very good pay and rarely get any raise.

(Palutena's Palace)
Kakeru: What do you need? my queen? Is it another mail?...*grumbles quietly*
Palutena: You are bright. It is another mail. You have to send it to Hortus.
Kakeru: HORTUS?!? That's 100 kilometres!
Palutena: You will get a bonus for this under-taking task.
Kakeru: fine.
Palutena: That's a good angel.

Kakeru: *grumbles on his way to Hortus*
Jake: Hey, Kakeru! Don't get roasted! Hortus is an oven!
Jimmy: I heard devils devour angels!
Kei: Hell is ain't friendly! Say your last goodbyes!
*Jake, Jimmy and Kei laugh like crazy*

Meanwhile...on Earth.
Yumi: I have the best job in the world! I get to work with Heaven's richest angel and I get 10 times your payment! and I also...blah blah blah....
Haruka: Bladder all you want. Your job is for a hobo. All you just do is sit around like a whiny ***hole ***ch! My job is for professionals unlike you.
*Yumi slapped Haruka in the face*
Haruka: Excuse me?? Did you just slap me?
Yumi: Yea! You got a problem with that?
Haruka: Hells yea, you ****ing ***tard! *Haruka punched Yumi in the stomach*
Yumi: You can't do that! Punching is for guys! We ladies have to slap in a formal way.
Haruka: Slap my ***! *Haruka uses a fireball at Yumi* Who cares that ladies have to slap? Ever seen a girl knocking out a guy?
Yumi: No, but all I know is you did!...I am going to take a day off! *cries on the way back to Orbis*
Haruka: What a crybaby. *sees Kakeru going into hell* Hello angel, you are so dead.
*Haruka flies and follows Kakeru*

(Hortus)
Kakeru: I am tired. I think a rest will be good.
Haruka: I got you! *Haruka takes down Kakeru onto the floor*
Kakeru: What?! A DEVIL!
Haruka: You mean half human, half devil.
Kakeru: Whatever...PLEASE DON'T EAT ME! I TASTE HORRIBLE!
Haruka: Huh? Get over it dickwad, you taste horrible than liver. *throws down Kakeru on the floor*
Kakeru: Ow...*sees a red panty under Haruka's black ripped skirt*...I see red....I wanna touch it...
Haruka: *shocked to see Kakeru looking under her skirt* GET OFF ME! *uses her whip to thrash down Kakeru*
Kakeru: Ok ok, I won't look underwear.
*Kakeru gets whipped again*
Haruka: Hmph. I am feeling kind of dirty today. *sees something poking out of Kakeru's pants* Hmm...
Kakeru: What are looking at me for?
*Haruka shoves Kakeru into her home*
Kakeru: Ow. *tied up*
Haruka: Get up.
Kakeru: What are you going to do with me?! *sees a stove*...AHH!...*Haruka turns Kakeru to her bedroom*
Haruka: Get down. *shoves Kakeru onto her bed and puts a paper bag around his head*
Kakeru: I can't see anything!
Haruka: Don't worry, you will be just fine...*taking off her top and Kakeru's pants*
Kakeru: I can't feel anythi...I feel great....
*Haruka pleasuring Kakeru*
Kakeru: Keep on doing it. I like it...I never felt this great since I was forbidden to do it.
Haruka: There are no rules in hell, only some. (licking Kakeru's ****)
Kakeru: Palutena is a pain in the ass. She keeps on saying this and that, and asks to send mail to her sister.
Haruka: You must be really dirty. (continues to lick Kakeru's **** until *** comes out).
Kakeru: Ahhh...

*Kakeru gets shoved out of Haruka's house*
Kakeru: What was that for?! I just give you *** for your thrist!
Haruka: Tsk, you better not let Hades catch you. I will send this to him. Scam!
Kakeru: Ok ok!
Haruka: *sigh* what a day. I wonder if he might come back.
*Kakeru flies off back to Orbis*
(Orbis at night)
Palutena: Where is he?
Kakeru: I am back.
Palutena: Where have you been? *mad at Kakeru* You have been down there for 3 hours!
Kakeru *lying*: I was...eh....lost.
Palutena: Lost? You liar! You have been up to something.
Kakeru: Well...eh....
Palutena: What's this? *sees *** on Kakeru's pants*....Have you been pleasuring yourself?
Kakeru: I am sorry, ma'am. I couldn't help myself.
Palutena: *sigh* Fine. I forgive you. now go!
Kakeru: What about my raise?
Palutena: Since you pleasure yourself....no.
Kakeru: WHAT?! oh darn, I was about to use it to buy my PS3! *mumbles* why that mother-fu**ing....
Palutena *angry*: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? Where do learn that?
Kakeru: I watched a PG-13 movies.
Palutena: YOU KNOW YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO WATCH A PG-13 MOVIE BEFORE YOU ARE 20!
Kakeru: But I am 18!
Palutena: Go or I will fire you!
Kakeru: Ok!
*Jake, Jimmy and Kei waiting outside*
Jake: Hey Kakeru. What have you been doing?
Kakeru: Nothing. Nothing happened.
Jimmy: You sneaky liar. Seriously, where do learn that F word?
Kakeru *lying*: From a movie.
Kei: Let's all just celebrate Kakeru for his first time visiting hell!
Palutena *shouting*: YOU FOUR BETTER GET TO SLEEP BY 9 OR YOU WILL GET FIRED!
Kei, Jake, Kakeru and Jimmy: Aw, man.

To be continued...
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Comments: 10

V-Charu [2011-06-16 20:36:43 +0000 UTC]

where's Pit when you need him?

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pwned-by-twilight [2008-12-13 10:04:35 +0000 UTC]

This is most likely the most random fav I've ever made... I wasn't even expecting the link to lead me to deviantART ^^' I'm glad it did though, cuz this was an interesting read.

P.S. This [link] a friend of yours left on your profile was a trip XD The ".hack//roots" music really suited the atmosphere of it all.

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MonoSheep [2007-09-06 00:27:39 +0000 UTC]

Wow interesting, this boss is really strict, I wondered if Specter will control her.

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Ribo359 [2006-12-22 18:26:36 +0000 UTC]

Yea, I Understand, And Sorry...

NOTE: Chronicles Of The Tournament Is A Story (Not RPG!) And Adventures In Ape Catcher Academy Is A RPG After The Freaky Tournament

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PipoMadness1992 [2006-12-22 00:12:04 +0000 UTC]

I just want to try new things, instead of having to make boring meshes of mixing one game with another game, or making sequels or prequels to RPGs. I know you don't like the story cause of some stuff, that still doesn't mean that it's not going down. This story won't be posted on my website, but I don't recommend anyone who is not in high school to read it. I guess this story grabs a lot of attention from older readers.

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PipoMadness1992 [2006-12-22 00:06:29 +0000 UTC]

This is PG-14 of the Canadian Rating System. *sighs* FINE I ADMIT IT! Some chapters are rated M for Mature. Also, we have a new client more than Ape Escape. Our new client, Piposaru Media Arts is working with is Star Fox. Piposaru Media Arts' first Star Fox video should be coming. I have no idea why I came up with a series with those stuff, I just feel like it.

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Ribo359 [2006-12-21 19:24:51 +0000 UTC]

Also I Will Make A Story Called "Chronicles Of The Tournament" Is PG-13 And A Precuel Of The Freaky Tournament... Satoru003 You Has Treat Me And The Dark-Key Channel Will NOT Be With You Until You Said Sorry!

PD: I'm Not Religous At All, So Don't Worry And You Know That The Age 13 Is The Teen Age, So The Freaky Tournament Is PG-13, Remember Satoru003, Don't Abuse Your Age Or Will Page The Consequences!!

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Ribo359 [2006-12-21 19:19:11 +0000 UTC]

YOU ARE ABUSING YOUR AGE OR WHAT THE SHIT HAPPENS HERE?! The Sexual Content Is For 18 Years Or Old! In The TIME FOR SAY THAT I WILL MAKE AN ALIANCE WITH YOU AND YOU TREATS THAT, THI WILL NOT END HERE!!!

Note: Is PG-13 NOT PG-14 The PG-14 Is Of The Chilean Rating

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PipoMadness1992 [2006-12-15 07:06:46 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, I guess this story is more dirty. I don't know why I came out with those things. You should know that the saddest thing that angels doesn't know are vulgar words. Only the Queen knows what the vulgar and bad words above all of the angels until Kakeru heard a swear word from Haruka.

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hotnesspecter88 [2006-12-15 04:46:32 +0000 UTC]

heheh suggestive themes is right!


more like strong sexual content...dang...


but awesome story im all into that hell/angel thing...

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