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pokemonfart — the tf/transormation machine by-nc-nd
Published: 2012-05-29 18:15:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 22632; Favourites: 56; Downloads: 30
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Description Exactly two days ago I received the ad in the mail. It said DNA TEST SUBJECTS WANTED in shiny letters. It also said that there would be no reward money, but that didn't matter to me because I have always wanted to be in a scientific test.

When I got to the cleco lab on broad river road I went to room 117. Inside the room was a woman about in her mid-20s, a desk, and a strange looking device. "Ah, you must be Mr. Johnson. It is a pleasure to meet you" she said with glee. "Now about the test" she said as she motioned for me to sit down "this is a device that could change humanity. It is a transformation machine. All you have to do is type in what you want to change about any living being, type in their name or use the scope on the top if you don't know there name, click enter, and poof, they are transformed".

Now I was really excited. I always wanted a device like this. I was thinking of all the fun I could have and pranks I could pull with it when she interrupted my daydream. "You can change their physical appearance such as foot size, all the way up to changing their species. Or you could change them mentally such as alter their IQ or even mind control. If you press the button that says HIS it will change history to make it seem like what you changed has always been like that and bring up the option to change their name, social security number, etc." She handed me the device and sent me off. Before I could have fun though I had to go home and eat.

When I got home I ate and then called my little brother to my room. "Hey do you want to try something really cool" I said to the 12 year old. "It depends on what it is." "It's a transformation machine." "Really? Can you try it on me?" "Sure. But I get to choose what to change." I then got typed

Change cloths into diaper and make have uncontrollable bladder.

I decided to use the scope because I was feeling lazy. I then hit enter and in only a few seconds he was in a diaper and wetting it. "Hey, why did you change that? I wanted something cool, like to be dinosaur or something" I grinned. "One dinosaur coming right up" I said as I pressed the ERS button to erase the last command.

Give brain of dinosaur.

I then hit enter as he started to wobble back and forth. "I feel funny" he exclaimed tiredly. In about 10 seconds he awoke back with full consciousness. He then proceeded to stomp around the room, not doing as much as I expected. "How about we try this"

ERS. Make all math, English, etc. skills go away

I then hit enter as he went into the wobble state again but when he woke up he was normal. Or so it seemed. I then asked him what 1+1 was. "I dunno. Oh my gosh, you didn't. You took away da only ting dat I was good at." I then laughed at his vocabulary. "Hold on ill change you back for real this time" I said as I pressed ERS. But before I could type in the next command he snatched from me. "Now let's see how you like it" he exclaimed. He typed in something and then hit enter as my ears started to feel weird. When I touched them I felt that they were leathery! He had made my ears elephant like. I then started to grow a tail and my hands and feet became flat and the rest of my turned grey and my bones shifted forcing me to all fours. He then pressed ERS, giggled, and watched in anger as I snatched back away.

"Ok I do have to admit, I deserved that." I said "I'm going to bed. Goodnight." "Night" he went back to his room and before I fell asleep I put a password on the device so he couldn't get into it and mess with me. I also assigned the quick press buttons.
The next morning when I woke up I looked at the clock and saw that I only had 15 more minutes left before the bus came. I grabbed my cloths and shoes, put them on, grabbed the machine, and ran toward the bus. Before I left I decide to change some things.

Change IQ to 130.

I then felt automatically smarter. I aimed the device at my dog, which was about 70 years old at the time and I changed him to 14 years old. When I got to school I aimed the device at my current teacher and typed:

Give dinosaur tail.

I laughed as I saw her grow the tail and run out of the room screaming. During 2nd period I asked my science teacher if he could go outside with me for a second. When we were out there I showed him the device and explained how it worked. "Hey do you think you I could use it this period. As you know there are many rude kids that misbehave in this period and I think that this will make them stop" he asked me. "Sure you can use it" I said as I typed in the password and gave it to him. When we got back into the classroom I sat down and he told the class that if anyone disrupts it, they will take a new punishment. After about two minutes some kid threw a paper airplane. The teacher then then typed in something and the kid turned into a rabbit. Everyone then got the message and didn't do one thing wrong the whole period.

After that it was time to go to lunch. During recess I got my three friends together and we played genie. The game was to where everyone made a wish and put it in a hat. The genie would then pull out a name and grant there wish. The names that didn't get pulled out would have the opposite of their wish granted.The wish that was pulled out was to have wings. The other wishes were granted. One kid wanted to be taller; I made him 1 and a half feet tall. The other kid wanted to be 18 years old; I made him 18 months old.

Afterwards it was time for PE. I made myself 7 feet tall when we played basketball so I won the game with ease.

As I was heading to the buses I saw Ross. Ross was the school bully, always beating up every one, and he always won in a fight because he failed 3 times so he is 17 while the 2nd biggest kid here is only 14. I decided to end it. "Hey, Ross come over here for a second." "What is it" "Revenge" I said as I typed in:

Change into 4 year old female with diaper and uncontrollable bladder.

A pink puff of smoke covered him. When the smoke cleared Ross was left in a pink dress and a diaper which was starting to become a light yellow. Everyone started to crowd around laughing at him and calling me a hero. Even some of the teachers said he always had acted like a child.

After that day Ross never messed with anyone anymore, my little brother and I got connected closer, and the scientist made millions of dollars on the machine. Of course it was only used in science and military but I still got to keep my model of the device and I still use it to this day
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Comments: 61

pokemonfart In reply to ??? [2012-06-09 21:44:39 +0000 UTC]

i think your trying to hint me at something, but really i don't get it.

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Agent-G245 In reply to pokemonfart [2012-08-09 17:05:00 +0000 UTC]

Er...that is, I could change our current tech to a new, 22nd-century form without waiting.

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Agent-G245 In reply to pokemonfart [2012-08-09 17:03:41 +0000 UTC]

Okay, I'll spill it: In the wrong hands, the whole face of Earth could be changed in one day, but with me I could satisfy all of my imaginative desires and wishes with it. For instance, I favor futuristic technology over what we have now, but the tf-device could turn that around for me.

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pokemonfart In reply to Agent-G245 [2012-08-09 17:10:06 +0000 UTC]

It can only change living beings, not inanimate objects.

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Agent-G245 In reply to pokemonfart [2012-08-09 17:14:20 +0000 UTC]

oops. (I hate that I can't remove what I commented like youtube can) Hmm...Well, unfortunately I can't use it then. I don't want to change anyone I know. Animals, maybe, but that's it. PS: Were you referring to Cave Johnson in your story?

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pokemonfart In reply to Agent-G245 [2012-08-09 17:29:48 +0000 UTC]

I do not know who that is.

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Agent-G245 In reply to pokemonfart [2012-08-09 17:43:18 +0000 UTC]

From the game of Portal 2. I guess the answer is no.

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Deriino In reply to ??? [2012-06-01 03:18:14 +0000 UTC]

I would change myself into a pokemon!

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pokemonfart In reply to Deriino [2012-06-01 03:25:46 +0000 UTC]

if you really want to you could join my group. the genie will make all of your wishes come true, but remember that they can be mischievous.

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KingTerro In reply to pokemonfart [2012-07-23 02:00:11 +0000 UTC]

Heh, I wouldn't care!

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