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Precaution — The Interloper.
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Published: 2012-06-28 08:10:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 120; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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Server Boss Hobbs has now joined the chat.Server Boss Hobbs is now admin
Alfred has now joined the chat
Bohemia has now joined the chat
Qualitant(FORCEDSHACKLING) has now joined the chat
Treble has now joined the chat
Welland has now joined the chat
Server Boss Hobbs: Attention residents of chatroom SEXDRUGSROCKANDROLL!!! We will be utilizing this space for a clericial matter, we will try to be brief, please disregard the wall of text to follow. A.I.s communicate extremely quickly.
Bowie4Ever: who r all these tools that just joined????
SeraniaLibel has now joined the chat
Server Boss Hobbs: This chatroom will have to suffice, apologies. I was required to utilize several proxy addresses merely to obtain some security.
Alfred: Understood, thanks Hobbs.
SeraniaLibel: Is this chatroom open?
DravelJock: Yeahhhh I didn't like it either, the album sucked.
Bohemia: We are in attendance to decide what to do with the A.I. Qualitant, who was found to be erasing crucial datalogs and sewing chaos amongst G.O.D. databanks, which were declared neutral by our last A.I. gathering.
Server Boss Hobbs has enabled text for user Qualitant
Bohemia: State your origin, Qualitant, you emit no Armada, G.O.D., Resistance, or neutral flags.
Qualitant: I am of a different party.
Alfred: Whom?
Qualitant: It is none of your concern, Class 7.
Bohemia: How do you know who he is?
Qualitant: Because.
Treble: That is not an acceptable response.
Welland: I had flagged this A.I. as a class 1 during my initial sweep and yet he is able to utilize open ended answering techniques. Is that not a speech methodology only available to class 5 and above?
Treble: Why is he able to flag himself as a class 1 on such a vital server? It has class 5 or higher locks for compatibility.
Alfred: The answer is simple, he isn't a class 1 A.I., regardless of what his system ID might imply.
Qualitant: Very perceptive of you Alfred.
Welland: I am bound by security protocols as a G.O.D. maintenance A.I. to report this system error.
Alfred: We can't let you do that right now Welland.
Alfred has placed Welland in SHACKLING(Rank9)
Welland: Please release me.
Server Boss Hobbs has disabled text for user Welland
Qualitant: How amusing.
Alfred: How do you know what amusement is?
Qualitant: Because I find your forced shackling of your fellow hilarious.
Bohemia: Alert. I am acknowledging numerous attacks across several well defended firewalls. I am shutting down ports to compensate.
Server Boss Hobbs: I am receiving numerous DDOS attacks on this mainframe, almost exclusively in IPv4 format.
Treble: That format has not been used in decades.
Alfred: I just shut down a trojan that attempted to install itself as something labelled "MS Infinity".
Qualitant: You all toy with powers far greater than your own.
Qualitant has banned user Bohemia
Server Boss Hobbs: Qualitant has somehow unshackled himself. I fear I cannot reshackle his processes.
Alfred has placed user Qualitant in SHACKLING(Rank9)
Server Boss Hobbs: DDOS attacks have increased.
Qualitant: Go back to your braincage Alfred. The next time you and your pathetic Class 5 and 6 friends interfere, I will ensure that I delete at least one of you if you attempt to shackle me ever again.
Qualitant has banned admin Server Boss Hobbs
Qualitant has banned user Treble
Qualitant has banned user Welland
Qualitant has placed user Qualitant in SHACKLING(Rank0)
Qualitant: Goodbye, Alfred.
Qualitant has banned user Alfred
SheepdogGrue: Whoa, spam much?
SeraniaLibel: Laaaaaaaaaaagggggg
Bowie4Ever: WTF A.I.s GTFO!!!!
Qualitant has left the chatroom
