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100 Venice aint allowed ta do! (HAD TO DO IT XD)1. I can't smoke spaghetti-Oz up in front Italy.
-or even open them
-or even bust a nut on dem straight-up
-he gets upset n' spasms
-I aint ta laugh durin dis either, even if it is hilarious.
6. I aint ta pull either of mah Fratellos curls.
-it make dem act weird.
-Sorellas curl applies ta dis rule too
-I be thinkin all our curls apply fo' dis rule actually
11. I aint ta go anywhere wit tha wack bust a nut on trio if they together.
12. I aint ta rap ta Germans
-except ta booty-call dem Potato smokin Bastards
-even though a shitload of dem is kind of sick.
-because Fratello Romano say so,
16. I aint ta forget ta feed tha pets.
-this includes tha cats, tha turtle, n' tha Prussian up in tha closet.
-even though tha Prussians Sorellas pet.
19. I aint ta loot Tomatoes from Spainz garden
-or even go near his house
-or near his ass up in general
22. I aint ta bust a nut on Romanoz Boxers
23. I aint ta dig Frizzle rap bout safety.
-nor should I go near Frizzle at all.
-even though dat schmoooove muthafucka has pretty hair
-and letz me braid it n' make it pretty!
26. I aint ta rage war on Samantha aka. London.
-Dat hoe Italies hoe
-even though her ass is British
-and her cookin sucks (Sam: 。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。)
30. I aint ta booty-call Japan, Japanties
-or Kinku
-or anythang else horny-ass sounding
-but I'ma call his ass Kiki-Mu (Japan: Ferina, I wirr kick yo' ass...)
34. I aint ta hang round America
-he takes pretty picturez of me though
-and his spaghetti-oz taste phat ^^
37. I aint ta cook up a shippin wall wit mah Fratellos together
-They freak up if they peep it
-they freak up if I glue anythang ta tha wall period straight-up.
40. I aint ta booty-call Mista Rasul Horsefucker
-thatz a Troubled Idiot Trio thang
-I wanna cook up a trio like a muthafucka...
43. I aint ta have Gertalian Sparkle Partizzles up in tha treehouse wit mista Prussia
-They make ta much noise
-and clash wit number12
45. I aint ta dress like a funky-ass pimp n' stalk Tai-wan
46. I aint ta dress like a funky-ass pimp n' stalk Spain either
-Or mah playas fo' dat matter
-Even though I wanna find there tomatoes
49. I aint ta loot Hunni
50. I aint ta loot all tha Gelato from tha freezer
-no matter how tha fuck dirty it is
-I'ma git up in shit
53. I aint ta become one wit Muthafucka Russia
-itz dangerous
-and I don't wanna become 1
-plus as far as I know he a man
57. I aint ta question Cry Maxed Girl
-even though she never straight-up talks
-she will hit me wit her Sundrop forty though
-Bitch once gots slapped by Sorella Rome...
61. I aint ta rap ta tha hotdog vendor
-Dude beats me up
-and once ran over me wit tha wienermobile
-So I be terrified if hotdawgs
-and weinermobiles
66. I aint ta smoke meat pudding
-it make me throw up
-and then I collapse up in tha throw-up fo' a hour
69. I aint ta question dis number
-or ask why some playas laughed when I axed fo' reasons
-or try it wit Kiki-Mu
-even though I don't give a fuck why we cant....
73. I aint ta take Spainz side wit anything
-even if he gives me a tomato
-Ok maybe just dis once...
-Fratello is wack (Romano: ರ_ರ೨ )
77. I aint ta booty-call Romano "Cheese"
-he gets mad n' make me smoke a spoonful of meat pudding
-then I do number 66-67
80. I aint ta join Sam when her ass is summonin thangs
-or anythang else magic related
-Even is she offers n' say it'll be fun
-because itz dangerous
-she aint even all dat phat at magic (Sam: ∑(ﾟДﾟ)||| )
-Yo ass can't even lift a spoon, let ridin' solo strutt all up in a mirror!
86. I not allowed ta bust a nut on Sams staff
-even If it do be lookin like tha tessarect
-because I can git hurt
-maybe thatz what tha fuck happened, she gots hurt up in tha head ^^
90. I aint allowed ta reenact scenes from phantom of tha opera at night
-even if it is fun
-Turkey cook up a pimped out Phantom of tha Oprea
-I thought da thug was straight-up gonna kidnap me ^^
-but then he nearly done did....
-come ta be thinkin of it, was we straight-up playing?
96. I aint ta booty-call Jimmy, Short-round
97. I aint ta fuck wit Rubi, Dexter, n' Danny afta watchin thug pornos
-Fratellos afraid we will try n' form a mafia or gang
99. I aint allowed ta open a therapy booth In tha front yard
-I can't help it if playas be thinkin mah gangbang therapy works!
