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...Some say that he has teeth and ears based on those of an extinct marsupial and that the one and only time he cried, he wept tiny carbon-fibre statuettes of Willem Dafoe. Some say that he has a mole on one buttock which tastes exactly like HP sauce, and his eyes smell like peanut butter. Some say he has the toes of a spider and has never used the words 'this', 'or' and 'kettle'. Some say he knows exactly where Prime's trailer goes, and that Marmite can't decide whether it hates or loves him. Some say he didn't call Shockwave in the morning and can fart fire-retardant foam at will. Some say he took Wheeljack for a spin around the Nurburgring NINE MONTHS TO THE DAY before the Dinobots were born, and that this is not a coincidence.All we know is, he's called the Stig.
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prisonsuit-rabbitman In reply to ??? [2008-01-02 12:28:31 +0000 UTC]
thanks! i watch it too much, too- there is always an episode of Top Gear playing on some channel.
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SilverXenomorph In reply to prisonsuit-rabbitman [2008-01-02 12:37:50 +0000 UTC]
It makes me wonder what on earth they are going to do on the Australian version. The cast call ads are tempting, even though i know jack all about cars... except to drive one.
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HaloSon [2008-01-02 10:03:07 +0000 UTC]
Transformers + Top Gear = *PURE WIN*
That is so cute and adorable! *pets lil' Bee*
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HaloSon In reply to prisonsuit-rabbitman [2008-01-02 13:03:31 +0000 UTC]
There needs to be more Transformers/Top Gear crossovers in the world. Clarkson is always saying that Lamborghinis should have rocket launchers and missiles, he should take one of the lambo twins out for a spin, just so they can prove there are at least two lambos in the world who really do have missiles and rocket launchers!
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prisonsuit-rabbitman In reply to HaloSon [2008-01-03 04:27:06 +0000 UTC]
thank you!
top gear meets transformers...have you seen this chunk of awesome ?
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jratz91 [2008-01-02 07:26:26 +0000 UTC]
Guess when Bee gets tired there's no stopping him from taking his nap!
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Falloway In reply to ??? [2008-01-02 06:17:09 +0000 UTC]
Aww Bumble Bee and the Stig! You just made my day
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The0raclexx In reply to ??? [2008-01-02 04:47:46 +0000 UTC]
Can I also just say...I claim iccle bumblebee ^^
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prisonsuit-rabbitman In reply to The0raclexx [2008-01-02 12:17:35 +0000 UTC]
TAKE HIM. i'm having a bloody nightmare trying to housetrain him, he's going around piddling on everything.
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The0raclexx In reply to prisonsuit-rabbitman [2008-01-02 15:50:33 +0000 UTC]
You needto have a firm hand....*takes iccle bee home and putslots of newspaper arund the place*
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The0raclexx [2008-01-02 04:46:55 +0000 UTC]
Hehe poor Stig ^^
Some say that his left ipple picks up radio one and that he drinks fairy liquid...all we know is...he's called the stig
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prisonsuit-rabbitman In reply to The0raclexx [2008-01-02 12:20:18 +0000 UTC]
...some say his ears have a paisley lining and he's been banned from the chelsea flower show...
love the stig!
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busterclaw In reply to prisonsuit-rabbitman [2009-03-30 20:20:47 +0000 UTC]
Some say that he he popped out of an alein's chest, and that his credit card number is 1......all we know is he's called the Stig. XD
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SilverPhantom In reply to ??? [2008-01-02 04:34:03 +0000 UTC]
The Bumblebee is adorable, but the author's notes gets an award for massive win!
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zelda-lover [2008-01-02 04:17:39 +0000 UTC]
eep!! X3 i love Bee... he's just soo keeute!! :3!!
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Spinosaur123 [2008-01-02 03:56:31 +0000 UTC]
bumblebee is cute when he's sleeping ^^ but who's that lil guy on him ?
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Spinosaur123 In reply to prisonsuit-rabbitman [2008-01-02 04:01:51 +0000 UTC]
oh lol i just looked on google and i see now
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Spinosaur123 In reply to prisonsuit-rabbitman [2008-01-02 03:58:21 +0000 UTC]
erm okay but who is it ? XD
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KeliaValentine [2008-01-02 03:55:24 +0000 UTC]
Oh, wow. Hehe. Very cute Bumblebee. I wanna hug 'im! ^_^
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