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TurboTroll is getting angry
TurboTroll is very hungry
I see you and you see me
I start charging and you flee

Greenish grey skin, flesh thick as stone
Metal, wires, shiny things threaded through my bone
Built of beast and man and steel
Big as boulder, me eat big meal
I am badass I am hardass
You call me stupid
I stomp smartass!

Me be tough and can exist anywhere
Me be where you can no be there
Swamps? Ha! Deserts? Ha!
Underwater? Ha! Volcano? Ha!
Mountain tops? Ha! Sewer pipes? Ha!
Fear these places? No I born from these
Born from bad dreams, muck and scary things
Born of you, your wrath your fear

Play the game: Can you escape me?
Lock me out so I kick door down
Climb a tree I rip it from ground
Build a wall I leap it in a bound
Try to hide I put you in lost and found

I am be stronger than you am are
I make pizza out of your car
Sprinkle bone on top for flavor
Smoke a hippie, pop a raver
Cut through metal like light sabre

You can try but never beat me
There is no way to defeat me
Maybe I be just too cocky
I crush you with very big fist
Stomp you into nothingness
Beat you with your dog
Smash you with a tree
Throw you through a wall
I smell victory
I can tell you're really trying
But you must leave family crying
I dare you to try and harm me