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WARNING: PLEASE DO NOT APPROACH THIS DINOSAUR, IT IS NOT EVEN ON THE LIST OF SAFE-DANGEROUS, WE HAVE MADE ITS OWN CATEGORY: MORS. SO PLEASE, THIS DOCUMENT IS ONLY USED FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES, WE DO NOT KNOW IF THERE IS A WAY TO KILL THIS MONSTER WITHOUT USING SOME TOWN-NATION DESTROYING WEAPONRY, IF YOU SEE THIS DINOSAUR, HE WILL KILL YOU, IT IS ADVISED TO RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN AND PRAY TO YOUR GOD AND PRAY THAT YOU WILL NOT BE KILLED.
This is the current life cycle of the Failuresaurus, before it became the size of the gorilla fist, it was the size of an amoeba, an aggressive one, it attacked anything that came close to it, using it's tentacles to latch on and suck the insides out, sometimes it wouldn't even eat the insides, it would just leave the dead organism, and when it did eat the insides, it would expand and be flatten out, it was about 0.7 centimeters at a normal stance, but when it was eating, it expanded to 1.5 centimeters and it would constrict and suck the victim up and CRUSH it, you could see the cytoplasm flow out, and the organelles be sucked up into the Failuresaurus, and if it stayed inside it, it would dissolved in under 50 minutes, and if not, it would throw it up and let the organelles rot with the cytoplasm and victim...
One night, it grew a cocoon and the cocoon grew and became crusty, once the Failuresaurus came out, it looked completely different! It was the size of a gorilla fist, as a ball with spiky protrusions, with a singular eye, just 1, not 2 or 8, just 1 eye in the center, it will eat from the bottom of the ball, with a hole with a spiral row of teeth, it would spin like a buzzsaw when eating, it couldn't move, it stayed in a test tube-like chamber, with a green liquid. This is when where we actually questioned if this was a dinosaur, or a monster, it had DNA of many other dinosaurs that we have and there was some mutations, but it didn't seem like it would affect #1998 (or Failuresaurus) much, anyways, I believe that is all I have to tell you, I already told you about it's snake phase about how it would just squeal every night...ugh, anyways, see you guys next time this class meets.

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WARNING: PLEASE DO NOT APPROACH THIS DINOSAUR, IT IS NOT EVEN ON THE LIST OF SAFE-DANGEROUS, WE HAVE MADE ITS OWN CATEGORY: MORS. SO PLEASE, THIS DOCUMENT IS ONLY USED FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES, WE DO NOT KNOW IF THERE IS A WAY TO KILL THIS MONSTER WITHOUT USING SOME TOWN-NATION DESTROYING WEAPONRY, IF YOU SEE THIS DINOSAUR, HE WILL KILL YOU, IT IS ADVISED TO RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN AND PRAY TO YOUR GOD AND PRAY THAT YOU WILL NOT BE KILLED.
This is the current life cycle of the Failuresaurus, before it became the size of the gorilla fist, it was the size of an amoeba, an aggressive one, it attacked anything that came close to it, using it's tentacles to latch on and suck the insides out, sometimes it wouldn't even eat the insides, it would just leave the dead organism, and when it did eat the insides, it would expand and be flatten out, it was about 0.7 centimeters at a normal stance, but when it was eating, it expanded to 1.5 centimeters and it would constrict and suck the victim up and CRUSH it, you could see the cytoplasm flow out, and the organelles be sucked up into the Failuresaurus, and if it stayed inside it, it would dissolved in under 50 minutes, and if not, it would throw it up and let the organelles rot with the cytoplasm and victim...
One night, it grew a cocoon and the cocoon grew and became crusty, once the Failuresaurus came out, it looked completely different! It was the size of a gorilla fist, as a ball with spiky protrusions, with a singular eye, just 1, not 2 or 8, just 1 eye in the center, it will eat from the bottom of the ball, with a hole with a spiral row of teeth, it would spin like a buzzsaw when eating, it couldn't move, it stayed in a test tube-like chamber, with a green liquid. This is when where we actually questioned if this was a dinosaur, or a monster, it had DNA of many other dinosaurs that we have and there was some mutations, but it didn't seem like it would affect #1998 (or Failuresaurus) much, anyways, I believe that is all I have to tell you, I already told you about it's snake phase about how it would just squeal every night...ugh, anyways, see you guys next time this class meets.