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V-Starr In reply to ??? [2010-03-01 20:18:34 +0000 UTC]

craig-kitty: meow -_-
me: what's wrong craig-kitty?
craig-kitty: meow ((points at fishes))
me: u wants some food?((give craig-kitty a fish))
craig-kitty: meow! ^_^ ((thank you))

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-01 21:47:05 +0000 UTC]

Awwww, that's a good kitty! *pets Craig-kitty*
Craig-kitty: *falls asleep*

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V-Starr In reply to purple-telvanni [2010-03-02 01:13:28 +0000 UTC]

oh noes!!! paul-kitty might wanna wake up craig-kitty... and i think joey-kitty was watching pron. he's humping my leg like hell

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-02 01:15:28 +0000 UTC]

Joey-kitty: Mewwww.

*Take Paul-kitty outside to play*

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V-Starr In reply to purple-telvanni [2010-03-02 01:59:12 +0000 UTC]

fairy!!! joey-kitty's gonna rape me!!!!!

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-02 02:08:26 +0000 UTC]

Okay, I'll pry him off! *pry* Okay, now I'll find him a girl kitty or something...

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V-Starr In reply to purple-telvanni [2010-03-02 20:07:36 +0000 UTC]

joey-kitty: MEOW!!!!!!!!!
me: bad joey-kitty. you can't go running around raping people.
corey-kitty: meow

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-02 21:24:17 +0000 UTC]

joey-kitty: Mew!
Oh, looks like joey-kitty likes corey-kitty! What to do...

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V-Starr In reply to purple-telvanni [2010-03-02 21:59:12 +0000 UTC]

what?

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-02 22:02:33 +0000 UTC]

We might have to separate joey-kitty and corey-kitty...or consult chris-kitty, if he's not busy with the fishbowl.

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V-Starr In reply to purple-telvanni [2010-03-03 19:58:15 +0000 UTC]

chris-kitty: MEOW!!!! (runs away to sid-kitty)
shawn-kitty: (licks my other leg)
me: god... i'm gonna get raped by slipkitties....

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-03 23:05:55 +0000 UTC]

Awwww.
Sid-kitty: Mew! (licks chris-kitty)
Shawn-kitty: (lies in your lap and doesn't want you to move)

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V-Starr In reply to purple-telvanni [2010-03-03 23:56:04 +0000 UTC]

no shawn-kitty. no blow jobs! joey-kitty, stop humping me
(paul-kitty and mick-kitty get back inside)

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-04 00:08:14 +0000 UTC]

Joey-kitty: Mrw.
Shawn-kitty: Meeeeeeeeeew. *turns over on his back*

(they cat-fight indoors)

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V-Starr In reply to purple-telvanni [2010-03-04 02:43:29 +0000 UTC]

kittys stop fighting!!! (screams when jim-kitty jumps and lands on my head)

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-04 02:45:28 +0000 UTC]

jim-kitty: Mew! (starts losing balance)

Then Craig-kitty plays dead to make all the other kitties stop.

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V-Starr In reply to purple-telvanni [2010-03-04 21:30:57 +0000 UTC]

criag-kitty's dead!!!
craig-kitty: mew

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-05 00:03:33 +0000 UTC]

Awwww, he's just playing.
Shawn-kitty: *almost has a heart attack*

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V-Starr In reply to purple-telvanni [2010-03-05 22:16:58 +0000 UTC]

((all kitties attack me))
me: umm.... i think im gonna get raped by kitties

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-05 22:18:09 +0000 UTC]

(lots and lots of MEW MEOW MRRRRRW MEW)
*nomnom*
joey-kitty is too small to do any real damage

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V-Starr In reply to purple-telvanni [2010-03-06 02:26:03 +0000 UTC]

um... a little help here...

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-06 02:26:38 +0000 UTC]

Oh, okay! *grabs jim-kitty and shawn-kitty*

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V-Starr In reply to purple-telvanni [2010-03-06 03:38:10 +0000 UTC]

jim-kitty: meow (licks your face)

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-06 04:57:42 +0000 UTC]

WHEEEEE! (tickles his head)
I think the kitty problem subsided a bit.

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V-Starr In reply to purple-telvanni [2010-03-06 18:37:52 +0000 UTC]

careful! or jim-kitty might rape you!

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-06 23:11:19 +0000 UTC]

Awww, he likes me now--OUT OF MY BRA LI'L KITTY
jim-kitty: mew! (it's warm in there)

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V-Starr In reply to purple-telvanni [2010-03-07 03:30:35 +0000 UTC]

great.... joey-kitty's in my bra!!!

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-07 03:32:12 +0000 UTC]

He thinks it's warm and cozy down in there!

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V-Starr In reply to purple-telvanni [2010-03-07 04:09:44 +0000 UTC]

i'm scared joey-kitty's gonna get horny on me

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-07 07:32:32 +0000 UTC]

joey-kitty: Meeeeew.
Oh dear.

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V-Starr In reply to purple-telvanni [2010-03-07 20:04:06 +0000 UTC]

now i have a kitty wanting to do me...

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-07 22:23:41 +0000 UTC]

Awwww, he probably doesn't know what he's doing

joey-kitty: mew.

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V-Starr In reply to purple-telvanni [2010-03-08 20:32:21 +0000 UTC]

i think not
((joey-kitty licks my lips))
um... i have a kitty making out with me

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-08 21:46:26 +0000 UTC]

Awww.
(Joey-kitty does more licking all over your face)
Me: Huh...come on-Jim-kitty, what do you say?
jim-kitty: mew!

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V-Starr In reply to purple-telvanni [2010-03-09 00:35:15 +0000 UTC]

jim-kitty makes out with u!!!

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-09 00:38:18 +0000 UTC]

jim-kitty: Mew! (licklicklick)
Oh boy...better feed him something...

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V-Starr In reply to purple-telvanni [2010-03-09 03:59:32 +0000 UTC]

give gime soom fish... and bring some to joey-kitty!

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-09 05:20:58 +0000 UTC]

I got the fish!
joey-kitty: MEW--*jumps*
jim-kitty: myu *nomnomnom*

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V-Starr In reply to purple-telvanni [2010-03-09 05:50:56 +0000 UTC]

aww. looky at them... ((joey-kitty's paw hits fish so hard it flys and lands in my bra))
here we go again...

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-09 06:22:15 +0000 UTC]

joey-kitty: mew! (jumps back in your bra to go get it)
jim-kitty: (rolls on the fish he gets before he eats it)

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V-Starr In reply to purple-telvanni [2010-03-09 16:49:04 +0000 UTC]

aww jimmy-kitty... joey-kitty, what is with you wanting to do me?

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-09 22:35:01 +0000 UTC]

Joey-kitty: Mew
Cats are weird sometimes.
mick-kitty: Mrrrw.....*sits in a corner*

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V-Starr In reply to purple-telvanni [2010-03-10 13:40:53 +0000 UTC]

i think mick-kitty needs a bath
mick-kitty: MEOW!!!!!!

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-10 23:54:54 +0000 UTC]

I'll give him a bath! (I run bathwater)
mick-kitty: MEWWWWWWWWWWWWW (fails to break free from my hands)

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V-Starr In reply to purple-telvanni [2010-03-11 13:55:58 +0000 UTC]

poor mick-kitty, lets put corey-kitty in to keep him company

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-11 23:03:01 +0000 UTC]

(sploosh) In goes Corey-kitty, too!
corey-kitty: .....(Has never been wet like this before)

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V-Starr In reply to purple-telvanni [2010-03-12 22:07:30 +0000 UTC]

sid-kitty might need one too. (splash!)

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-12 22:12:57 +0000 UTC]

Aw, now there's three kittens in the tub!
Mick-kitty isn't alone!

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V-Starr In reply to purple-telvanni [2010-03-13 02:48:34 +0000 UTC]

gots the clown-kitty
shawn-kitty: MEOW!!!!! (splash!!!)

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purple-telvanni In reply to V-Starr [2010-03-13 06:44:04 +0000 UTC]

He'll definitely need a bath, too! Just look at all the dirt washing out!
Mick-kitty: MRW

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