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Me: So like what... the guy just murdered your whole family and all of your friends too and is just waiting with Machete in hand and hockey mask on face for you to waltz in the door and say I'M HOME!!!! so he can cut your larynx out and feed you your own ears? Whatever, it's still creepy.

Zero: Nah, he was more original. He was waiting on the roof with a kurasi gama

Me: Well, good point... it's better than just dressing up as Freddy though. That Wool sweater must itch!

Zero: lol and cliche'

Me: Well i don't know you wanna wear a smelly moth-eaten Fedora, a itchy/tacky wool sweater, a Big claw that weighs probably a 1/2 ton, and the face of Emperor Palpatine??? At least with the hockey mask you can breathe and machetes are quite light (i should know it's my favorite Zombie Dispatcher). And besides wouldn't the guy just see this serial killer waiting for you on your roof glinting steel blade(?) shining with the reflection of the sun eagerly awaiting for you dripping with the blood of your relatives?
I mean at least with the Cliche dude he's waiting inside the house for you to open the door and look around with a sense of foreboding as you search the bloodied dark halls of your creepy mansion to find them. And then near the bedroom you notice a pool of blood gathering at the bottom of the door. You open the door and smell the horrifying smell of fresh blood. The past screams of your family seems to emanate throughout the Dark halls, Ghosts of the night howling in pain and torment. Then in the mirror that your mother used to style her face in you see a slight glint behind you as a cold dead hand grabs your shoulder. You try to escape but the grip is like Tungsten (see i can be original) all you can hope to do is surrender to this mysterious stranger. You are spun around Swiftly and look up at a Hockey mask stained with blood and dirt. Eyes burning like fire, Jason slits your throat and removes your Larynx. And then while somehow keeping you alive, he slowly cuts off your ears with the rusty jagged machete in his other hand. Pain echoes throughout your body as the Left ear is freed from your head and then forced into your mouth the right ear is then also removed and forced into your mouth. Jason mutters what seems to be a spell and Skeletal hands erupt from the floor and slowly pull you down into the ground. Jason didn't kill you, no... He has bigger plans for you. he will take you to Hell and there torture you mercilessly until you hate humans as much as he does and then he'll train you with all of his skills, and then disintegrate into dust leaving you to be the new Jason Voorhees. And Besides haven't you always wondered why our present Jason has no ears and doesn't talk?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA Looks like i win in regards to creepiness!

Zero: lol great scenario... I wasn't thinking serial killer, I was thinking like demonic ghost ninja assassin. It would be dark, and I'd never see it coming. Cause what's creepier... a big guy with a hockey mask, or something silent and deadly that can get you at any time, any place... without you even knowing it was there?

Me: You mean You actually read the WHOLE THING???! Amazing! And Hey Pick Up Friday the 13TH why don't you Jason is plenty Quite.
Watch Friday the 13th you'll never got to camp again.
Watch The Ring 2 you'll never take a bubble-bath again.
Watch a Nightmare On Elm Street you'll never go to sleep again.
Watch I Am Legend and you'll never enter abandoned houses again.
Watch Scooby Doo and you'll never take Great Danes seriously again.

Zero: I'm jaded. Don't scare easy. Old Scooby Doo is awesome tho!

Me: Yeah sure... And i Kind of Agree with you about S.Doo Secret Agent Z. Genius but the jokes weren't all that funny and the mystery well, the mystery was easy to solve. And how come the bad guy always kidnaps DAPHNE? I mean seriously. And have you ever noticed how she's always bound and gagged? Seriously just Freaking Knock her OUT. seriously she's just going to go her 'friends' and just tell them every thing that just occurred!
This has been really lengthy almost like a big conversation almost like chatting...

END.

P.S. I have no idea where that huge story came from... I just got the idea and had to type it out!!!

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Me: So like what... the guy just murdered your whole family and all of your friends too and is just waiting with Machete in hand and hockey mask on face for you to waltz in the door and say I'M HOME!!!! so he can cut your larynx out and feed you your own ears? Whatever, it's still creepy.

Zero: Nah, he was more original. He was waiting on the roof with a kurasi gama

Me: Well, good point... it's better than just dressing up as Freddy though. That Wool sweater must itch!

Zero: lol and cliche'

Me: Well i don't know you wanna wear a smelly moth-eaten Fedora, a itchy/tacky wool sweater, a Big claw that weighs probably a 1/2 ton, and the face of Emperor Palpatine??? At least with the hockey mask you can breathe and machetes are quite light (i should know it's my favorite Zombie Dispatcher). And besides wouldn't the guy just see this serial killer waiting for you on your roof glinting steel blade(?) shining with the reflection of the sun eagerly awaiting for you dripping with the blood of your relatives?
I mean at least with the Cliche dude he's waiting inside the house for you to open the door and look around with a sense of foreboding as you search the bloodied dark halls of your creepy mansion to find them. And then near the bedroom you notice a pool of blood gathering at the bottom of the door. You open the door and smell the horrifying smell of fresh blood. The past screams of your family seems to emanate throughout the Dark halls, Ghosts of the night howling in pain and torment. Then in the mirror that your mother used to style her face in you see a slight glint behind you as a cold dead hand grabs your shoulder. You try to escape but the grip is like Tungsten (see i can be original) all you can hope to do is surrender to this mysterious stranger. You are spun around Swiftly and look up at a Hockey mask stained with blood and dirt. Eyes burning like fire, Jason slits your throat and removes your Larynx. And then while somehow keeping you alive, he slowly cuts off your ears with the rusty jagged machete in his other hand. Pain echoes throughout your body as the Left ear is freed from your head and then forced into your mouth the right ear is then also removed and forced into your mouth. Jason mutters what seems to be a spell and Skeletal hands erupt from the floor and slowly pull you down into the ground. Jason didn't kill you, no... He has bigger plans for you. he will take you to Hell and there torture you mercilessly until you hate humans as much as he does and then he'll train you with all of his skills, and then disintegrate into dust leaving you to be the new Jason Voorhees. And Besides haven't you always wondered why our present Jason has no ears and doesn't talk?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA Looks like i win in regards to creepiness!

Zero: lol great scenario... I wasn't thinking serial killer, I was thinking like demonic ghost ninja assassin. It would be dark, and I'd never see it coming. Cause what's creepier... a big guy with a hockey mask, or something silent and deadly that can get you at any time, any place... without you even knowing it was there?

Me: You mean You actually read the WHOLE THING???! Amazing! And Hey Pick Up Friday the 13TH why don't you Jason is plenty Quite.
Watch Friday the 13th you'll never got to camp again.
Watch The Ring 2 you'll never take a bubble-bath again.
Watch a Nightmare On Elm Street you'll never go to sleep again.
Watch I Am Legend and you'll never enter abandoned houses again.
Watch Scooby Doo and you'll never take Great Danes seriously again.

Zero: I'm jaded. Don't scare easy. Old Scooby Doo is awesome tho!

Me: Yeah sure... And i Kind of Agree with you about S.Doo Secret Agent Z. Genius but the jokes weren't all that funny and the mystery well, the mystery was easy to solve. And how come the bad guy always kidnaps DAPHNE? I mean seriously. And have you ever noticed how she's always bound and gagged? Seriously just Freaking Knock her OUT. seriously she's just going to go her 'friends' and just tell them every thing that just occurred!
This has been really lengthy almost like a big conversation almost like chatting...

END.

P.S. I have no idea where that huge story came from... I just got the idea and had to type it out!!!