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Cillian wasn't every much pleased with the world around him, it seemed quite dull, as it was all so very happy. Happy and pink. Cillian didn't like pink, and that was a simple fact. It bothered him that all around him chubby little squirrels were always smiling, always happy. Something was very wrong. Something, indeed, was very, very wrong. One day, Cillian had an idea. It was a horrible, brilliant idea, one that appealed to him very much, as it would seem that in this land of happiness and pink, it had never occured to anyone before, but as you see, Cillian was a very... different sort of squirrel. He wans't content to gather nuts, build homes and groom his tail (which was rather scraggly for a squirrel of his girth) for the anual tail beauty contest, he had no interest in what the other squirrels thought of him, all he had an interest in was figuring out what was wrong, what was missing.

One day after he had that horrible, brilliant idea, Cillian went and did exactly what he had thought of.
The land of pink was never the same again, and Cillian was a very, very, happy squirrel.

(....more to come, I love this idea far too much.)

Description
Cillian wasn't every much pleased with the world around him, it seemed quite dull, as it was all so very happy. Happy and pink. Cillian didn't like pink, and that was a simple fact. It bothered him that all around him chubby little squirrels were always smiling, always happy. Something was very wrong. Something, indeed, was very, very wrong. One day, Cillian had an idea. It was a horrible, brilliant idea, one that appealed to him very much, as it would seem that in this land of happiness and pink, it had never occured to anyone before, but as you see, Cillian was a very... different sort of squirrel. He wans't content to gather nuts, build homes and groom his tail (which was rather scraggly for a squirrel of his girth) for the anual tail beauty contest, he had no interest in what the other squirrels thought of him, all he had an interest in was figuring out what was wrong, what was missing.

One day after he had that horrible, brilliant idea, Cillian went and did exactly what he had thought of.
The land of pink was never the same again, and Cillian was a very, very, happy squirrel.

(....more to come, I love this idea far too much.)