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Rules:1. Use no more than 5 villains.
2. They must be OCs
3. Answer each question in first person.
Greetings, and welcome to the Villains Interview meme. Whether you like it or not you've been brought here to answer some questions about yourself. If you begin to fight with each other you will be sedated/ strait jacketed. Alright now, let's start.
Would you show the viewers a shred of kindness by allowing us to know your name?
- My name is Rossum Kafka *sly smirk*
- Why do you care? *defensive* Uh… Thomas Hide
- Moth
- Demitri John Epstein. Why do I count as a villain again?
- Nathan Grimme Reape. Yes, yes it's a play on my job. Laugh *bares scythe* I dare you.
Are you male or female?
- What kind of question is that? I'm male and have been all my life.
- Male, obviously.
- I'd guess I'd be male.
- I'm male, and most people classify me as a 'blue' gay.
- No dip. What do I look like to you?
How old are you in human years?
- Thirty- five.
- Seven hundred plus, I lost track. I look twenty five though
- Twenty, maybe. I don't keep count.
- Thirty something… I age a bit slow so I'm still 22
- I'm kind of frozen at nineteen
What exactly are you?
- Human, German
- Vampire. I'm not getting any younger here, could we hurry up?
- Can't be sure. Some kind of shadow gremlin, more than likely a demon. I'm not saying.
- I'm a half-vampire human. It's a long story.
- I used to be human, but being the Grim Reaper is a lot more fun.
Do you have any powers?
- Not especially.
- Super human strength, flight, stealth, the ability to change shape. The typical Draculan vampire package.
- Flying, sinking into the floor like a shadow, causing chaos. Fun stuff.
- I'm a little bit stronger than most people, and I'm pretty good at seeing at night.
- *smirk* I can teleport, send people to heaven or not based on their lives, turn into a moth… invulnerability. The list goes on.
Who is your archrival and what do you hate about them? Do they have powers?
- Tinker of course. Guys got nice hair, but there's a big brain under it. *pleasured sigh* I'm glad we're friends
- Humans in general, really
- Lucifer, my brother, is such a goody two- shoes. He's got the same abilities as me though, but he can't fly.
- …Archrival? Maybe the guy who turned me. But really, does that need explanation?
- My wiiife *groan before pausing* please tell me Fina isn't here?
Do you rule any sort of land, country, or county?
- Nope, and I don't want to. Too much responsibility.
- Wish I did *evil laugh* But I haven't earned it
- No, but it's fun to tear them apart.
- Unless it's the coffee shop on campus no *chuckle*
- Noooo way. I'm good with my job now.
Why are you considered "The bad guy"?
- Well, I've murdered twenty-three people since I was sixteen, kidnapped a young woman, her music teacher, and destroyed a community both morally and physically. Want the rest?
- I'm not a bad man, or I wasn't, but being ripped away from humanity just poisoned my personality. Some people say I'm a little crazy too
- I want to be. It's fun.
- Okay this is getting annoying… I'm not the bad guy! So there was that incident… and… NO. I'm not talking about it.
- A) it's fun, B) I'm the Grim Reaper. Of course I'm evil.
Do you consider yourself purely evil?
- No, just criminally insane.
- Again, not quite.
- Yes, yes, yes! We've been over this!
- No, no no no. Stop asking right now. Just because I have to drink for humans doesn't make me evil.
- Naw, but I like to make people think so.
What do you think of the others in the quiz room?
- I'm seeing opportunity… either that or somebody slipped marijuana into my cigar.
- It's rather interesting, being in here with so many weird creatures. Demons, I've seen. Halflings, rare but not unheard of. But it's an honor to meet the Grim Reaper.
- I think I'm going to have fun with you guys after this, knowing so much about you now and all.
- *glares at Moth* This is kind of freaky actually.
- Rossum and Demitri? Future clients. Thomas being exempt is neat and that Moth-thing would make a cool pet.
On a rate of 1-10, how powerful do you think the villain next to you is?
- Well, considering he's a vampire, nine.
- Good. Um, seven- eight. He is a demon- thing.
- Aha- excellent. This takes a little thought. Three or Four?
- For the last time I'm not a villain. But fine, seven? Maybe more if he'd get over himself.
- Hey! And I've got no one next to me.
How powerful do you consider yourself to be?
- I'd like to say I have a pretty fair amount of strength.
- I'm pretty strong for my age, but I'm sure my father could beat me in a fight. I do fight pretty often just for the heck of it though.
- My power belittles my appearance, so don't underestimate me.
- Well, I can lift a car. And I'm pretty smart too, so pretty powerful if I wanted to be.
- I'm pretty much a SUPER villain, I'm so powerful. Physical strength not so much but I make up for it in fighting skills.
Do you have an evil laugh?
- Does an insane-and-enjoying- this-way-too-much laugh count?
- Yes, at times. It varies depending on my mood.
- Of course! Its silent but I'd die without it.
- No-no-no not evil…….okay so I have a little chuckle.
- Yeah, but at this point it's my normal laugh
Do ya fear death?
- Nope.
- It's one of my worst enemies, but a non- threatening one.
- I don't die. Ha ha!
- I'm a little scared of what the consequences for what I am will register as but not especially, I'm invulnerable for the most part.
- I AM death.
What's your goal, exactly? Or are you evil just for the heck of it?
- I guess it would be to get back at…well… pretty much anyone who pisses me off, really. But only if they're REALLY bad
- I'm not really evil, we've been over this, but I do have certain things- little human girls named Mina imperticular- that I wish I could dispose of
- Just for the fun.
- NOT evil *huffy sigh*
- As Python or her friends would put it, I do it for the LULZ XD
Do you have henchmen/ a henchman?
- Not really, Tinker might count for Stephen's death
- Don't need them.
- I work alone.
- No, no one knows my secret….darn it except for you guys.
- It's more fun by myself.
What do you drive?
- Ford. Let's face it, trucks in Kentucky look far from out of place.
- I mostly fly.
- Fly/ shadow crawl. Either works for me.
- I have a nice mustang *cutey smile*
- I love my black cadillac~<3
Were you ever a double- crosser?
- I guess I could count as one.
- *snicker* yes.
- Do it all the time.
- Not unless going against the entire human race counts.
- I double crossed Fina
On a scale of 1-10 how often do you lie?
- Oh, pretty often, maybe six.
- Not too much, but a fair amount, five.
- Nine. I don't have to say anything. Nine.
- Fairly often…. Six
- I don't have to lie too often, so three (Apparently his ego doesn't count when lying, lulz)
What color is your; hair?
- Black with a gold street.
- Silvery blonde
- Silver and black.
- Black
- Snow white, but the fur on my ear is brown.
Eyes?
- Amber.
- Red when I'm thirsty, but mostly light grey
- Yellow.
- Light blue but they do turn red….occasionally.
- Some really intense shade of blue. I think that term is cobalt right?
Skin?
- White.
- Caucasian.
- Black, the color of my fur, but its skin deep anyway.
- I'm kind of mixed between tan and pasty…it's weird.
- I'm pretty pale white.
What is your uniform/ favorite outfit?
- I like a turtleneck dark blue sweater with a big, dark grey trench coat. Gold spectacles and a belt around the neck most of the time.
- I like my tan suit. Sometimes I have a black suit with a cane and black dress shoes though. I still wear my glasses, but I know I don't need them.
- Don't wear anything.
- I usually have a plain blue or plaid polo shirt on and grey pants.
- My white T-shirt, but my work uniform is the grey robe. I don't go anywhere without my skinny jeans and high tops on though.
Have you ever gone mad?
- I'm criminally insane, remember?
- I have my moments of rage.
- Let's just say I cause a lot of it.
- When I get really thirsty yeah, and when I was so mad at Leonard for turning me. But not for long when I do.
- Yeah I went pretty nuts before I died, then even for a little while afterwards.
If so, did you enjoy it?
- Oh yeah.
- Depends on exactly how mad I went and why
- Love it.
- I don't really like the thought of it but I get this weird and amazing ecstasy feeling. It's pretty great.
- It was AWESOME and kind of awful at the same time.
Have any family?
- I have my mother, but Im not afraid to say that I despise her with a passion. My father was a great role model to me, and I had my younger brother Konrad
- I don't remember mommy dearest Sarah well, but there's my father Vlad.
- My brother Lucifer. Don't remember who my mother and father are.
- My mother, father, and older sister, but dad died two years ago.
- My mom and dad, and I don't like to count Fina.
Have you ever been in love? If so, did they love you back?
- I love Joan, but I don't think I'll ever get the chance to marry her. Mostly because she's dead
- I WAS in love with my fiancé-who-will-not-be-named, until she turned me. I haven't found a suitor since
- I don't fall in love.
- Not yet, I thought it was Leonard but I'm waiting for 'the one'.
- Fina only lasted until I…you now broke down. We're married but I like to think not.
Can you cook?
- I'm not very good at it.
- Sorry to say I've forgotten how.
- No.
- Not very well…
- I never had to so no.
Do you despise the earth?
- No, just some of the people.
- The human population, not the planet.
- It's only fun if there's people to torment.
- No way, why would I?
- Nope.
What's your pet peeve?
- Tinker, definitely hypocrites. And critics.
- My father's sympathy for the Mina girl. Niceness towards humans in general.
- It's a short list
- ANNOYING SOUNDS. I hate them SO MUCH.
- People who are really critical of me.
What Kind of music do you like?
- Definitely classic. I love the violin.
- I'm voting with Rossum there, classic.
- Heavy metal or classic rock is cool sometimes.
- I really like fifties music, or the Beach Boys.
What's your favorite food?
- Roasted chicken with cranberry mushroom dressing or Joan's cinnamon snicker doodles
- Human blood. Animal blood is so bland.
- Don't eat really.
- Besides blood? I really like egg rolls or grilled pineapple.
- Pizza or hot dogs. Pretty average favorites.
Are you bored, want to kill me, satisfied with this quiz, etc.?
- Bored. Very bored.
- The second option is intriguing…
- Rather satisfied. I needed a break anyway.
- I'm kind of bored, and this is cutting into my shift at the shop.
- I'm liking this okay, it's better than nothing.
Who's you're favorite villain other than yourself?
- Captain Klink, he's pretty cool.
- I read enough books, probably Randall Flag from the Stephen King novels.
- Meh.
- First of all I'm tired of saying that I'm not a villain, and I really loved Magneto from the X-men comics as a kid.
- Okay, I'll admit I had a manga phase. I liked Envy from Full Metal Alchemist as a kid. He's still cool.
Do you think you're gonna die in your story?
- Meh, probably.
- I seriously doubt it.
- No.
- Oh I hope not.
- Nah, I don't think I CAN die.
