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sta.sh/2wtphg94x9fI sort of gave up a bit half-way through this entry oops
1: Gas Pumpy modifies his car so that there's a wooden billboard reading "I LIKE CARS also don't stab this billboard lol" on the front, connected to a button in the back. This button is rigged to make the wooden billboard fall off when pressed. (he also hid a lot of gunpowder in the bases of the wooden billboard)
He also packs with him: a old rusty space heater, some firecrackers, some strong magnets, and a long fireproof rope. He can't actually fit in the car, but he can use the windshield as an makeshift seatbelt by sticking his light and his body between the windshield.
...which is what he does.
2: First, Gas Pumpy speeds torwards PBC's car and executes his plan: he activates and then tosses the rusty space heater he packed with him a while ago. Gas Pumpy has used quite a lot of badly designed space heaters in the past,
and they have a tendency to catch fire. For this next trick, he throws the heater directly into PBC! Using some gasoline as extra thrust, of course. The space heater fails to function properly inside PBC and immediately sets on fire,
setting PBC (killing him) on fire. the chocolate cruiser doesn't get set on fire but that's not part of the plan.
3: Gas Pumpy throws a lasso made from his fireproof rope at one of the exhaust pipes on PBC's buggie and slows his car down a little. The Birthday Buggie now starts orbiting around his kart, and he cuts his rope off at the
right time to send it flinging towards The Swamp Rider. (he also makes sure to speed up again) Since the Swamp Rider is made completely out of wood, that means that entire car immediately sets on fire! (this kills the fish net)
The force from the buggie is conserved on both carts, and it starts careening towards the edge. Drone's kart gets caught in the crossfire and is also flung off the track along with the other karts.
4: Gas Pumpy hears a thwack noise and looks back to see that someone's fallen for the bait; it looks like Bell Pepper is trying to use a origami rope-and-shuriken, has affixed it to the wooden billboard, and is trying to tip-toe to Gas Pumpy's kart to do a sneaky takedown!
Gas Pumpy presses the back button and the wooden billboard falls off. The paper kart immediately runs over the gun-powder filled billboard and explodes. This releases a bit of weight from Gas Pumpy's kart...
4.5: gas pumpy bumps gravestone off the track by speeding slightly ahead of them and then bumping them so that they can't steer well when the turn comes. those 6 wheels for stability are a little bit useful... sorry I forgot they existed.
5: Gas Pumpy catches up to Pot Chocolate and quickly splashes a high-speed jet of leaded gasoline at the large paintball on top. The large paint ball rolls up the Chocolate Cruiser's roof, and... it splats in Pot Chocolate's
face, blinding her, which causes Pot Chocolate to drive off the track on accident.
6: Gas Pumpy catches up to Window... and Gas Pumpy's kart is then suddenly magnetized toward the RRDV! Of course, Gas Pumpy had prepared for this; he immediately untwists himself from his windshield and
immediately smashes his light's glass, shattering it, revealing the circuits inside...Just as the kart attaches itself to the RRDV, Gas Pumpy hits his exposed light circuits on the RRDV and delivers thousands of volts to the metallic frame of the RRDV!
Window is electrocuted and the wiring to the magnets are short-circuited. Gas Pumpy's kart is freed, allowing him to continue on his merry way, and also allowing him to buckle himself up again. Except it's not really a buckle...
7: Now it's down to Gas Pumpy, Brella, Soda, and Lobster Claw. Gas Pumpy catches up to Soda, who's already used the soda pop boosters on his kart. Gas Pumpy shoots the strong magnets at the metal discuses at the bottom, and the magnets stick to them.
It looks like there are no bolts that hold the discuses in place so... The strong magnets cause the discuses to veer off until they just fall off the kart stopping it. Soda probably won't be able to reattach the wheels, considering just how heavy an entire burger kart could be...
8: For Lobster Claw, Gas Pumpy takes a few firecrackers out, and lights the last of his gasoline on fire using sparks from his broken light, and shoots the lit fire crackers out onto the fishy boat, which then activate and immediately distract Lobster Claw from her goal, which eventually causes Lobster Claw to veer off course. This allows Gas Pumpy to zip by her very quickly... allowing him to win the race!
and then gas pumpy and brella win automatically by default since they're the last two remaining.
thank you so much brella for not even having a kart I think! I didn't need to draw another kart................................... yay..............................................................
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