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(Epic Pucca Season 1, Episode 1a)------------------------------------------
Pucca becomes princess for a day in Titania, and things get a little overboard with cakes and brawls.
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Main characters:
- Pucca
- Finn
- Jake
- Ed
- Edd (Double D)
- Eddy
- Sonic
- I.M. Weasel (I Am Weasel)
- I.R. Baboon (I Am Weasel)
- Red Guy
Minor characters:
- Princess Plump (Fat Princess)
- King (Fat Princess)
- Warrior 1
- Warrior 2
- Ranger 1
- Ranger 2
- Worker 1
- Worker 2
- Worker 3
- Dragon
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- Black Forest, Titania -
*Jake, dressed as a warrior, chases Sonic*
Jake: Yo Sonic! Come here!
Sonic: Think fast! *throws a chicken potion at Jake*
Jake: *turns into a chicken* Hey!
*Sonic chases the chicken Jake*
Jake: Help!
Finn: Don't worry! These potions don't last very long. *defends Jake*
Jake: *turns back to normal* Geez, dude! This is a great battle!
Finn: You bet! I wonder what's taking Pucca so long?
*Pucca flies out of the enemy castle with Princess Plump, using the enemy's catapult, and lands safely*
Pucca: *puts Princess Plump in her throne*
Finn: Nice job, Pucca! That's the fifth time you saved her.
Eddy: Dah! The fifth time, already!
Edd: She is a professional, Eddy.
Ed: I'm a ninja, guys!
- 10 minutes later -
King: All of this excitement is making me think my daughter should take a breather.
Finn: Really?
King: Yes. If only there's a replacement.....
*Jeopardy Think music plays www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jf2xy... *
Finn: I GOT IT!
Jake/King: What?
Finn: We should have a Titanian event, where someone can be prince or princess of Titania for a day.
Edd: Sounds intriguing.
Sonic: This doesn't seem like a bad idea, after all.
Finn: And Pucca will be the first of "Prince/Princess for a Day" day. Sound good, Pucca?
Pucca: Yuh-huh!
King: Sound good, daughter?
Plump: Hmmmm. Whatever frosts your cake, dad.
King: It is decided. We'll go with this event you've invented, Finn the Human of Ooo.
- The next day -
Finn: It's nice of her for letting us use her wardrobe.
Pucca: Mm-hmm. *showing off the pink dress*
Jake: She gets to rule Titania, have a fabulous wardrobe...
Finn: And also the best part of the job.
Jake: You mean that...
Finn/Jake: She gets all the free cake she wants!
Pucca: Ooh! *smiles*
*battle horns play as the blue team invades the blue castle*
Jake: The enemy is upon us, guys!
Finn: Protect Princess Pucca!
Sonic: Let's get it on!
I.M. Weasel: Onward!
I.R. Baboon: On who?
Warrior 1: Captain, the reds got a new princess!
Ranger 1: Why don't we have a new princess?
Red Guy: We don't NEED a new princess! CHARGE!
Sonic: NOW! *bursts out of the castle doors, spins around the blue team* Can you catch the wind?
Finn: Attack!
*Finn and the others attacks the blue team, while Pucca eats a few pieces of cake*
- 10 matches later -
Finn: *whistles the Fat Princess theme*
Jake: ...And then I took down the captain of the blue team with a twister punch special. Ha!
I.R. Baboon: You talking to I.R.?
Pucca: *burps* Phew! *rubs her new chubby potbelly*
Finn: Dang, Pucca! I think you gained weight!
Jake: Hey, she's got a nice bod!
Finn: Yeah. But, right now? Errr...not so nice.
Jake: Okay, then you can just take your weird weight issues and tuck them somewhere private. While I enjoy the healthy weight issues and.... *gasps* AVOID BOMBS!!!!
*bombs flew to the castle*
Finn: Jake! Deflect!
Jake: *stretches into a elbow pipe, and changed the bombs' direction*
Red Guy: COUNTERATTACK! RETREAT!
*blue team runs away from the bombs, and the enemy castle blows up*
I.M. Weasel: Another victory!
Eddy: A toast for the red team!
Ed: With lots of butter.
Finn: I'm starting to worry about Pucca's weight.
Sonic: Don't worry. As long as the enemy doesn't kidnap her, we will all be fine.
- 15 matches later -
*Pucca, who is now 300 pounds, eating another piece of cake*
Sonic: I couldn't been more wrong.
Finn: She must be like 300 pounds.
Edd: 305.4 pounds, to be exact.
Finn: Whatever. I think she's going a little overboard on the cake.
Pucca: Yuh-huh. *pants*
Eddy: What else is gonna happen?
*a dragon swoops down, and snatches Pucca*
Finn: A dragon!?
Sonic: What is with you, Eddy!?
Edd: We'll have to rescue her now!
Eddy: And carry her all the way back with all that extra weight!? No way, I'll wait for the movie!
Finn: Can you get Eddy for us, Ed?
*Ed starts his own engines and chases Eddy*
Ed: *laughs*
Eddy: Quit it, Ed!
- Hot Sauce, Titania -
*Finn and the others head into the dragon's cave to save Pucca*
I.R. Baboon: We there yet?
Finn: Just stay calm and we will all be...
Ed: I found a bone! Cool, huh?
Warrior 2: I think I see them.
Finn: Pucca, you got to be brave! You got to be safe! You.....got to be kidding.
*Finn and the others find Pucca having tea and cake with the dragon*
Dragon: It looks like your men are here, Pinky. Perhaps they would like some tea?
Finn: That's not the princess, that's Pucca.
Dragon: She is? I must have mistaken her to be the princess of Titania.
Ranger 2: So, can we rescue her?
Dragon: Go right ahead. I'm sorry for my rude coming.
- Back in the Black Forest -
*the workers are cleaning up the messes from their battles*
I.M. Weasel: Well, this is quite an adventure, wasn't it?
Finn: Let's never do this again.
Jake: Agreed, dude.
Finn: And perhaps, Pucca would do a 5-week exercise program just to lose all those extra cake pounds.
Eddy: I could use some cake right about now though.
Pucca: *groans*
*stomach gurgles*
Edd: Oh my Lord!
Finn: That doesn't look good!
Sonic: She's gonna blow chunks!
I.M. Weasel: Take cover!
Edd: Eddy, stand clear! Eddy?
Eddy: You wouldn't dare!
*Pucca throws up on Eddy*
Jake: Ew, gross!
Finn: Sick!
Ed: Eddy's covered in cake barf.
I.R. Baboon: He stupidest warrior ever! *laughs* *trips off, and falls out of castle* *groans in pain*
Red Guy: *laughs* Blah. *laughs*
*iris out, Sonic Rush Groove Rush #5 plays*
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