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(Epic Pucca Season 1, Episode 12b)Pucca, Garu, Finn, and Jake find themselves in Aperture Science and don't remember why. And the only way to escape is to think with portals.
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Main characters:
- Pucca
- Garu
- Finn
- Jake
- GLaDOS (Portal)
Minor characters:
- Perry Aedon (Me)
- Curiosity Core
- Intelligence Core
- Aggressive Core
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Perry A: Before we start this episode, I want to tell you that some of it kinda follows the story of the first Portal game. Even though I never played it before, but it's about this female test subject named Chell who tries to make her escape with the portal gun and defeats GLaDOS, a intelligent computer who is the main villain. So anyway, here's "Portal Another Time." Let's do it.
*fades to black*
- Aperture Science Enrichment Center -
*Pucca, Garu, Finn, and Jake are sleeping, not noticing that they're in a glass room*
Finn/Jake: *woke up with a scream* AAAHHHHHH!!!
Garu: GAH! *falls off a chair*
Finn: Oh. *chuckles* What?
Pucca: *yawns* Huh?
Finn: Where are we?
Garu: *shrugs*
Pucca: Hmm....
Finn: What did we do last night?
Jake: Probably played too much Mario Kart?
Finn: Nah, I doubt it. *looks around* Whoa, guys, you see this? We're in a glass cage. Did we like...do something wrong?
Jake: *sarcastic* Yeah, right. When did we do wrong actions? Get real. *pulls out his phone*
Finn: Who you calling?
Jake: I'm calling Beemo to tell him what just happened. *mumbles* ...my new camera phone... *mumbles* Wait! Come here a second. I think I vid-taped a butt-load of stuff here.
Finn: Play it for the clues within.
Garu: Mm-hm.
Jake: Okay. Play. *plays a video on his camera phone*
LOADING...
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Finn: Did ya take it yet?
Jake: Recording.
Finn: Get a shot at the Warp Pipe. Gonna go through this biz!
Pucca: *giggles*
Jake: All right! Let's do-
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BATTERY DEAD
Finn: Oh no! What!?
Jake: Battery got dead.
Finn: Guys, do you remember any of this junk?
Garu: Mm-mm.
Pucca: Nuh-uh.
Jake: No, but I think we're here on purpose?
Finn: Hmm.... So we went into a Warp Pipe to somewhere, but...where?
???: Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.
Finn/Jake: AAAAAHHHHHHH......
???: We hope your--wait a minute... You're not her. You're just unwelcome visitors.
Pucca: Huh?
???: As I was saying, we hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
Finn: Wait, what?
???: Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
Finn: Test?
???: Stand back. The portal will open in three, two, one.
*a blue portal appears in front of them, and a orange portal appears outside the relaxation chamber*
Finn: Wait, you're letting us go?
???: You will all have a series of test chambers to pass before cake and freedom await.
Jake: Cake? *chuckles* All right.
- Test 00 -
Finn: That button must lead to that door.
*a weighted cube drops in front of them*
Pucca: Hmm.... *puts the cube on the button, making the door open*
???: Excellent. Please proceed into the chamberlock after completing each test.
- Test 02 -
Finn: Look! *sees a portal gun firing in different directions*
Pucca: *goes into the portal and grabs the portal gun* Ooh....
???: Very good! Each of you are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. With it, you can create your own portals.
Finn: Aw, sweet!
???: Proceed to the chamberlock for the next test.
Finn: Jake, can you stretch us to the final test?
???: Don't even think of doing that, or you'll be permanently eliminated.
Finn: All right, chill, we'll go through all of them! ... *whistling*
- Test 06 -
Finn: *stares at the energy ball* Uhh...how do we get it in again?
- Test 11 -
*Pucca jumps on the platform to upgrade the portal guns*
???: The device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once.
Pucca: Ooh...
Jake: You hear that, Finn? We can now shoot two linked portals at once! Finn?
Finn: *breathes deeply* *hoarsely* I can't feel my legs.
Garu: *sighs*
- Test 15 -
Finn: *snoring*
Pucca: Hrmm... *shoots two portals over and under Finn, sending him in an endless fall*
- Test 16 -
Finn: THEY'RE SHOOTING AT ME! THEY'RE JUST SHOOTING AT ME!
Jake: I...know. Why are they so cute yet violent!?
Finn: Make up words, then!
Jake: *shakes his arms* Blooby-bloo-bloo-blah-bleh-bleh-blah!
Pucca/Garu: *annoyed sigh*
- Test 19 -
???: Welcome to the final test!
Jake: You hear that? We're at the final test!
???: When you are done, you will drop the devices in the equipment recovery annex...
Finn: Why is that?
???: Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be.... *garbled speech*
Jake: We're almost to cake! Phew! Man, I thought I was gonna pass out.
???: After this test, you will be free to go...
Jake: Yay!
???: But this will be the most difficult.
Jake: No!
Finn: I'm gonna lose it! *wailing*
Pucca: *sighs*
Jake: Hey, computer voice lady? You know if there's an outlet anywhere?
???: No.
Jake: When do we eat cake?
???: Soon. Very soon.
*wailing stops*
Garu: Hm?
Jake: What's wrong, buddy? Are you giving up?
Finn: *depressed sigh* I guess.
Jake: You don't wanna stick this out a little more?
Finn: I don't know if my little boy heart can take it.
Jake: Listen, Finn. Are you listening?
Finn: Mm-hm.
Jake: Your heart may be small, but it's strong as a bull-donk. And I know. You can make it through this last test, so we can eat cake and get the heck out of here, cause you're a champ! OK!?
Finn: ....Okay.
Pucca: *giggles*
Finn: Well, at least it's the final test. Let's get the heck through this test!
Jake: That's a champ!
*Pucca, Garu, Finn, and Jake make their way to the end of the final test*
Finn: *sees the cake symbol* We're almost there! *jogs in pace*
Jake: Heh heh! Feeling pumped up, huh?
Finn: I'm super-pumped!
???: Congratulations! The test is now over. All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence. Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity. Goodbye.
*Pucca, Garu, and Jake see an incinerator, heading to their doom*
Pucca: *gasps*
Jake: AH! Finn, we need to get off of this platform!
Finn: No way! I still need freedom!
*Garu shoots a portal on the ledge, and another on the wall, and Jake carries them to safety*
Finn: What the hey, Jake!?
Jake: It's not letting us go, man! They're gonna toast our buns!
Finn: We're stuck in this stinkin' lab forever until we find a way out, and figure out what happened to us! Why can't we remember and how do we get home!?
Jake: And when we eat cake!
Pucca: Yuh-huh!
Finn: And if those guys aren't gonna give us answers... *pulls out demon sword* ..then I'm gonna take them! *breaks into a computer room* Hey, science geeks! What happened to us?! Why can't remember any...? Oh. No one's in here.
???: What are you doing? I...I...I.... We are pleased that you are realized that we are pretending to murder you.
Finn: Murder!?
???: Well, you haven't escaped, you know.
Jake: We gotta find that computer lady. And tell her what just happened.
Finn: Right. Team?
*The four heroes placed their hands on each other, and worked together as a team*
- 20 minutes later -
Finn: There's a door. *opens door, leading to the master computer room*
Garu: Ahh....
Jake: This is big.
Finn: Yeah, this must be where the master computer is.
???: Well, you found me. Congratulations.
Pucca: *gasps*
*GLaDOS, the master computer appears*
Finn: W-who are you?
GLaDOS: I am the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System, or GLaDOS for short. Was it worth it?
Jake: We just wanna go home, lady.
Finn: Yeah. Why you brought us here, GLaDOS?
GLaDOS: Despite your violent behaviors, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day. But we both know that isn't going to happen.
Finn: What!?
GLaDOS: You all chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in five, four....
*a metal ball drops out GLaDOS*
GLaDOS: Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen. What is it? It's not the surprise.... I've never seen it before. Never mind, it's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll all be dead, with the sphere, cycle through here....!? *sees Pucca carrying the sphere* Where are you taking that thing?
Pucca: *opens the incinerator, and throws the sphere in there*
Finn: Pucca, what are you doing!?
GLaDOS: You...are...kidding me. Did you just toss that Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has to be the dumbest thing that-whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Jake: Okaaay....
Finn: Uh, what did you do?
Pucca: Uh-oh.
GLaDOS: *smoother, more seductive, less computerized voice* Good news, I figured out what that thing that you just incinerated did.
Jake: W-wh-what?
GLaDOS: It was morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding it with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters... *activates the emitters and the timer for 6 minutes* Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses. Oh well. You should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
Finn: We gotta stop her!
Jake: We gotta remove the other cores and incinerate them. But how?
Pucca: Hmm.... *shoots a portal behind herself and shoots another at a higher spot*
*the turret shoots a rocket into the portal and hits GLaDOS, and Pucca catches another core*
C. Core: Who are you?
GLaDOS: Nice job breaking it, hero.
C. Core: What is that? Oh, what's that? What's that?
Jake: Curiosity kills the core. *throws it in the incinerator*
GLaDOS: The difference between us is that I can feel pain. *feels another core burned up, and screams* Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
*the turret fires another rocket at Finn, but Jake grabs it and throws it at GLaDOS*
Finn: That other core is up there!
Jake: I'll get it. *stretches up, and grabs the core*
I. Core: One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix, one can prepared coconut pecan frosting, three slash four cup vegetable oil....
Finn: No time for a cooking lesson! *throws the core in the incinerator*
GLaDOS: *screams* Neurotoxin... *cough, cough* So deadly.... *cough* Choking.. *laughter* I'm kidding! When I said "deadly" neurotoxin, the "deadly" was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a bath in this stuff.
Garu: Hyah! *shoots a portal, and dodges the rocket* Hm! *jumps and grabs the last core*
A. Core: *snarl, growl, hiss, snort, roar*
Jake: It must be the aggressive core.
Finn: Throw in there, Garu!
A. Core: *roar, growl, snort, roar, hiss, yipe, snarl*
Garu: Hm! *throws the last core into the incinerator*
BOOM!
GLaDOS: You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. *voice gets faster and higher* You're not smart. You're not scientists, you're not doctors, you're not even full-time employees. Where did your lives go so wrong?
Finn: She's overloading!
GLaDOS: What's going on out there will make you wish you were back in here.
Jake: What are we gonna do!?
Pucca: Aha! *pulls out a remote control and pauses the screen, then fast-forward it to Finn and Jake's Tree Fort*
Finn: Wha? Pucca, I don't know what you just did, but we're safe now.
*Finn picks up the portal gun, laying in front of him*
Finn: We're gonna put this in a safe place.
Pucca/Garu: Mm-hm.
Finn: *places the portal gun in an empty trunk, and locks it up* There. All that portal testing is finally over.
Jake: All right, but I'm gonna take a shower now.
Finn: ... *sniffs his armpit*
- Back at the Aperture Science Labs -
*the camera shows a dark basement of the lab with a bunch of personality cores, and a cake with a lit-up candle on it*
GLaDOS: *in voice* I'll be back....
*a mechanical arm lowers, and puts out the candle*
GLaDOS: *in voice* And you'll be sorry, you monsters....
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