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Raenyras — Discussing an Important Matter
Published: 2010-06-20 18:39:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 4481; Favourites: 59; Downloads: 72
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so....I talked with a friend about what would happen if Skrymer, Tundra and Vreth find a BibleSkrymer: what should we do with it? seems that it's useless..is it at least good?
Vreth: nein, and tastes disgusting! I say we burn it!
Tundra: Ja! let's burn it like that weird house with den cross we found it in!
...honestly, what do you think 3 trolls would do with a bible? read it? ha! dream on
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alternative conversation:
Skrymer: yo guys look what i found!
Vreth: ewww!! smelly bible!!
Tundra: LOL! it says whore in it!!
-by ~patiblackcat
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hah exactly
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lmao the great thing is that i could see them doing this! i just recently got into the band, and i got to say that they are amazing! HAIL TO HUMPA METAL! HAIL FINNTROLL! (you should check out their song/video under bergens rot if you have'nt already)
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I have that album! I love it!
they're BRUTAL! >8D
btw, check out my Finntroll group here if you havent 
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ok! xD *imitates Richard making FWOOSH!
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Don't forget to mention that there are no pictures in it.
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Exactly!
actually...if it was a eal medieval book it'd have illuminated pages
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It doesn't matter. Those pictures hasn't got more meaning than the written pages.
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good apprentice
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It'll take some time. At first I have to finish a book. I borrowed it from an old man who doesn't live there.
(That means no sleeping tonight. 
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I failed.
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you go read the other half of it
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I won't. I had to give it back. And the second part started being very-very boring. And it really wasn't difficult to find out the storys end.
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lol
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The Picture of Dorian Gray. When you read pages about jewels and clothes at 2 pm you get fed up with any books.
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awwww...I know the tory, but haven't read it yet...
lol, I bet
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It was good, just tiring. (And one more mistake: it containes no rapture.
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Did I say rapture? Whadda?! I mean: rape. Sorry!
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Darling you made my night ten times better with this fuckin piece! Ahahah I totally wanna rp these hot troll dudes <3
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woo! 8D
Skrymer: *looks at you and points with dagger* YOU! what is this piece of crap used for?
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Hahaha
Vreth: I don't know! *pulls at some of the pages* Maybe it's like toilet paper? Humans use it for wiping their butts?
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Skrymer: nrrgh...I wouldn't wipe my ass with that even if it's smell like roses!
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Vreth: Or maybe it's like they use the papers to wipe up the blood from their mouths after they eat. *presses a piece of paper to Tundra's face*
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Skrymer...possibly..
Tundra: *bites the paper and Vreth's hand along with it* mmmmmm...tastes like chicken! 8D
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Vreth: OUCH! I don't taste like chicken! *point finger at Tundra's face* You now have black smudges on you, it come off the paper. Hah.
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Tundra: I have not! *ripps some pages and stuffs it down Vreth's kilt
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Vreth: *Screams like a little girl* Helvete!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS! GET THEM OUT!!!!!
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Tundra:...haha! your crotch is on fire *points and laughs*
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Vreth: OH MY FUCK!!!!! Skrymer help!!!! *runs around in circles*
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Skrymer: oh, I ain't touching that!
Tundra: put it out with da book!
Skrymer: Hold still! *aims at Vreth's crotch, closing one eye and putting tongue out, throws the Bible at Vret* HA!
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Vreth: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *eyes turn red, starts foaming at the mouth*
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Skrymer: O_O eep....
Tundra:....we should go..
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Oh loland here I thought it was newsweek ^^
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Heeeeeeeeee, they're adorable! And yeah, they'd burn it. Poor Vreth, somebody should have warned him that paper doesn't taste good.
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yay
hahha xD well, now he knows for the next time when they raid a church
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Awesomeness XD I'd do the same XDDD
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