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Rakshar โ A Touching Moment
Published: 2007-06-10 07:23:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 7561; Favourites: 258; Downloads: 60
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Coming of age is always a confusing thing.Originally done as a sketch for 's sister, hence the crosshatching.
Bleach (c) Tite Kubo
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*stretches out his arms and purrs some more*
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But enough!
Your master need to secure his power base!
Go now, and conquer in my great and terrible name!
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*pulls out a giant battle axe*
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs of chopping everything in his way*
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*Calls after you, quickly*
Conquest, pet! CONQUEST!
Leave some stuff around to loot and some people alive for me to lord it over!
*Considers your handiwork*
Can't fault your enthusiasm, though...
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....
*puts down the axe*
...
*pulls out a bigger one*
*Just goes after the government*
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Well done, pet! A Coup de grรขce!
And a little anarchy just for the fun of it!
Your master is much pleased! ^__^
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...the UN wont surrender....
COUP DE TAT!
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So be it!
Out with 'Mercy' And onto... er... 'State'... (Damn literal translations!)
Clearly, they leave us with little choice.
If they will not bow to the ravings of a mad man a fleet of internet annoyances, and his loyal pet/lackey, then they no longer deserve to rule!
Cray havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!
Crush them under your heels!
Devastate and destroy them utterly!
SMACK THEM BITCHES UP!
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*try's not to laugh*....
*gets his purple suit with the fuzzy hat and gold cane*
Wer dem bitches at?
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Ah! Pimping skills as well?
Excellent! Then I shall also put you in charge of the Battle Hos!
(For visual reference, please see Sin City.)
Now go!
To the U.N. and various seats of power around the world!
Raze! Bomb! Destroy! BESMIRCH!
Claim all nations and unite them under my great and terrible power!
Force all the rich and the powerful to bend their knees in utter subjugation!
Let all countries and races be as one in their terror and submission!
Also, pick up some frozen pizzas while your out.
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*was writing all that down*
Got it conquer bomb besmirch bend knees submission frozen pizzas.
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Well done!
How many of which armies will you need to accomplish your task?
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....
Give me... lets see.. how many countries are there?
...
Gimme that many nukes.. and we got it made.. Goodbye main city's!
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Hmmmm...
What about those pesky other cities that might resist my benevolent...ish... leadership?
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...
*presses a button*
*the floor shakes*
what cities?
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Well done, pet!
Now, to lord it over the survivors!
Which do you think is the better title?
King? Lord? Master? Pope?
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How about ....
Betrayed?
*stabs you in the back*...
alrighty then.
Bow To Your New LORD MASTER KING POPE!
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Pfff!
Like I didn't see this coming!
*Calmly removes the knife from my body armor*
Now then, who wants to obey his master again, and, if you're good, get the Antidote?
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*can't resist the freakin awesome cliche*
What... antidote?
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The one to this poison.
*Injects you in the neck*
If you're REALLY good, I might even give you the antidote to the poison I gave you when we first met! ^__^
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Very good, pet!
You found the antidote to one of the many, many poisons I pumped into your body. ^__^
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*feels fine*... yer crazy aren't you?
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YES! ^__^
But no one said the poison would affect you at first.
I mean, in case you were actually loyal, I'd still need you to function as my lackey/pet!
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...uh huh....
And what will you do about the poison i gave you?
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Oh? Did you now?
My my! How ambitious! ^__^
Hmmm...
I think I'll do... nothing!
Sweetness, do you think I'm an amature, here?
I made sure to immunize myself to pretty much every poison known to man!
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...
Foolish Rakshar!
Once before, you dangled the ultimate prize before my face, like a kitty toy!
And I was able to pull back my trembling hand, like a cat with sleep deprivation okay that metaphor kinda slipped away from me there...
BUT!
NEVERTHELESS!
Now the coveted Internet is again within my grasp and I intend to GRASP IT!
And with my vast fleet of unholy pop-ups, I shall reign doom and destruction down upon the world!
And I shall use the power of the Lousy Modem to slow down and nullify all attempts to stop me!
All show bow! All shall worship! All shall bring me tributes of eye-melting porn!
All web-artists shall be forced to draw and draw and draw until their fingers bleeeed! And the writers must write beautiful poems and stories in MY honor! And YOU! Yes, you Rakshar! As the unwitting pawn in my evil game, you shall have a place of honor at my side!
Of course you must wear this silly hat I found, but it's still a pretty good deal.
Now, on to glory! On to conquest! On to doughnuts! And maybe some egg & sausage sandwiches, it really depends on how much change I can scrounge up. You want anything?
Fly, my horrific darlings! Fly! *With my arms outstretched I stand at the bow of Bill Gates' personal battleship, with his severed head impaled on the prow (No, I didn't kill him, he accidentally converted one billions of his money into coins and was crushed by the avalanche) with Firefox-ko cowering at my feet in chains. While thousands of Forwards, Spam and Pop-ups flock around me in a nightmarish army to claim the Interweb that is rightfully mine!*
I'll bring you back a jelly-fillllllled...! *I call out as I disappear into the sunset*
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LOL... okay someone let that go to Read's Head. But yo know I like it.
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I'm trying to think of something clever along the lines of "FIE! Fie upon thee, foul usurper! Thou shalt bow before thy true queen when I topple thy wretched reign!"
But I can't. I'm laughing too hard.
So I must grudingly surrender to thee about a billion and one points of win.
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someone should totally draw all that @_@
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need a book keeper? i'm good with numbers...
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*Narrows eyes* And WHY are you not wearing your funny hat?!
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it's here! here it is! *wears funny hat*
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dude...theres a giant spider on your hat. o_o
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dude...theres a giant spider on your hat. o_o
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That's better! Now, dance! Dance I say!
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i'm an accountant.. i can only let me fingers do the walking, and roll over investment profits into mutual funds and cut you some tax benefits along the way through CPP.
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Then balance my checkbook while doing a spritely jig!
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yes, but thenumbers have ot look neat if the bank will accept them...
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Fine then, Riverdance while crunching numbers!
Your upper body will not move!
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I will do my best!
*begins jigging and punching calculator*
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Well done, Ms. Rakshar! Well done!
*Erases your name of the "To Kill" list*
Very well done! ^__^
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AND i've earned you $3,876 back on expenses allocations!
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No kidding?!
Well then!
*Removes your name from the "To Torture" list as well!*
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... how many lists do you have?
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Don't worry! You're only on, like, three more. ^__^
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I also secured your mutual funds AND a pension plan. O.o
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That's two!
Your name is now off the "To Sacrifice" and the "To Bind to Eternal Servitude"!
Just one list left! ^__^
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