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Meh, haven’t done a Hetalia story in awhile. -3-[M/n] - male name
[F/c] - fave color, [E/c] - eye color
[M/n] wasn’t the most social in the world. He preferred sitting in the background and letting others argue it out. Probably why people mistook him for a half Canadian, half Japanese man (if you actually are, then good for you). Although that’s not the case (or it it, w/e), [M/n] still befriended Matthew Williams and Kiku Honda, and both their 2p’s and genderbends. The longer they got to know him, the more Kiku realized [M/n]’s awkward nature, and also spotted a hint of loneliness. Which lead him to making a gift with England’s help.
~[M/n]’s House~
[M/n] had just gotten back from shopping when his doorbell ran. Sighing, he opened the door. Half relieved and half disappointed to find no one there. Instead, a [f/c] box sat on his doormat with a folded note taped to the top. [M/n] first took off the note.
Dear [M/n],
Matthew and I noticed how lonely you’ve seemed lately. So Matthew asked his boyfriend, Arthur, to help me create something to help you. We hope you love it.
Your friends; Kiku, Mattie, and Arthur
[M/n] smiled uneasily. Getting the Brit involved meant one of two things. One, it was magic. Or two, it was FOOD! [M/n] prayed it was the first one. The last time he had Arthur’s food, he got food poisoning that lasted two and a half weeks. Of course he didn’t have the heart to tell the lovable Brit, so he just told him he ate from McDonald’s.
[M/n] just wanted to get this over with. Opening the box, [M/n] paled when he saw a single mochi... wearing a scarf? But his heart began racing when the thing started to MOVE! [M/n] didn’t know what to do when violet eyes looked into his [e/c] ones. The mochi looked around, seemingly confused. It then seemed to realize something, and began to chant with an evil look.
“Kolkolkol-”
“AH!” [M/n] screamed, slamming the cover back on. What were those three THINKING!? “Why did they make food with Arthur, his magic and cooking ALWAYS goes wrong!”
[M/n] paced around his house before setting the box on the table, next to the note. The ‘kol’ing suddenly stopped, but [M/n] didn’t dare open it. He walked to his living room and sat down on the couch, trying to calm down. He found the best way to do that was to turn to his favorite channel, and ignore the mochi until he could contact the three magic users.
Meanwhile in the kitchen, the mochi managed to get out of the box and onto the table. It had heard what [M/n] said, it’s anger directed towards Arthur now. Noticing the note, the mochi suddenly realized that [M/n] was like him. Lonely. He looked around the room, [M/n] was no where. Then he heard the tv turn on. The mochi jumped down to a chair, then jumped on the floor. Hopping to the living room, he spotted [M/n] curled up on the couch.
“Da?” He asked, annoyed that Kol and Da were the only things he could say. [M/n] jumped at the sound, huddling to the farthest end of the couch. The mochi looked hurt. “D-da?”
[M/n] noticed the hurt in its voice and started to feel really bad. He hadn’t even given the poor thing a chance. Walking over to it, he knelt down and picked it up, holding it close to his chest.
“You alright, little guy?” [M/n] felt the mochi shake. “I’m sorry. We were both scared, I guess.”
The mochi nodded. [M/n] held him out so they could look at each other, and smiled gently. THe mochi was actually pretty cute.
“How about we start over?”
“DA!” The mochi jumped up and down in glee. [M/n] giggled at the odd behavior.
“Well, I’m [M/n]. Can you tell me your name, or is da and kol the only things you can say?”
“Da.”
“I see... well... I have an idea.” [M/n] put the mochi on the couch and pulled up his laptop. “here, you can type your name.”
“DA!” The mochi bit a pencil and typed away.
“Ivan?”
The mochi jumped on [M/n]’s lap happily. [M/n] smiled and rubbed Ivan’s head. “Well, I hope we can get along, Ivan.”
~One Week Later~
[M/n] and Ivan had become very close in the past week. Though Ivan had managed to knock his laptop over and break it, the two of them had grown quite friendly. Though [M/n] still grieved over his lost laptop. But besides that, [M/n] loved Ivan being around so much, he want to ever leave the house without the little guy. Although the little guy scared him half to death when he jumped from high places, so much so that [M/n] hired someone to put soft carpeting on his floors, that way Ivan couldn’t hurt himself when he decided to jump off the table without a napkin. And Ivan loved vodka, a lot, so [M/n] usually found himself buying extra vodka whenever they went shopping. Even if he didn’t grab the vodka, it managed to get in the cart. Another thing [M/n] was worried about was a girl named Natalia. A Belarusian girl that seemed to scare poor Ivan.
Natalia had been running around the past week, putting up missing persons fliers of her big brother, Ivan. [M/n] felt bad for her, worrying so much was not good for ones health.
“She is really obsessed about her brother.” [M/n] muttered. Natalia had knocked on his door three times in the past thirty minutes. “It’s really creepy.”
“Da.” Ivan agreed, shivering slightly. [M/n] sat on the couch with a big smile as Ivan jumped onto his lap. He turned on the dvd player, and sighed. Ivan had fallen in love with Disney Movies, especially Frozen, to [M/n]’s dismay. All in all it was a good movie, but [M/n] found the constant ‘Let It Go’ singing and parodies headachingly annoying. Tonight they were watching one of his least favorite Disney movies, Snow White. But Ivan picked it, and [M/n] hated to see him upset, so he agreed. Very reluctantly, but he agreed non the less.
[M/n] figured his closeness with Ivan would only hurt him in the long run. When Ivan had fallen asleep the day before, Mattie informed [M/n] that the spell would probably wear off soon. Leaving Ivan to be in his normal form. It broke [M/n]’s heart to hear that, he didn’t want to say goodbye to his mochi friend. But he didn’t want to bother Arthur every other week to bring Ivan back to life. So [M/n] would have to bid goodbye to Ivan, soon. And he dreaded when this was to happen.
~Poof~
Ivan had heard what Mattie said, and was very happy about this. Until he had noticed [M/n]’s pained looks and forced smiles. It seemed that the foolish man hadn’t put together the fact that he was Natalia’s big brother. Japan had made a mochi, and Arthur used a wrong spell that made HIM the mochi, instead of giving the mochi life itself.
The thing was, no one seemed to know when the spell would wear off. Ivan was convinced that Frozen was right, and that an act of true love would free him of the curse. He had fallen in love with [M/n] in the week, he just didn’t know how to show it! He tried to write it on the laptop, but he accidentally pushed it off the table when he jumped on it. He was hoping Disney could help him! So far it was getting someone to wish him free (Aladdin), get someone to find out his true self (Mulan), or get [M/n] to give him a shoe (please tell me you know this one, it’s a classic!). None of them seemed likely. All Ivan could think was the Prince in Cinderella had a foot fetish, Mulan was a transexual, and Jasmine had a thing for hobos, not very romantic when you think as deep as Ivan. He was hoping Snow White would help him!
~After The Movie~
A kiss, why didn’t Ivan think of that before!? It was so OBVIOUS! They had watched Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, and his personal favorite of the three, Shrek, and they all said the same thing. Kiss and break the curse. So all Ivan has to do is get [M/n] to kiss him!... But how?
[M/n] had made sure everything was safe, so he couldn’t hurt himself to make [M/n] kiss it better, he was a freaking mochi so he couldn’t get [M/n] a gift, everything seemed hopeless. Then he heard [M/n] yawn.
“Okay, Ivan, time for bed.” [M/n] yawned again. Ivan had been sleeping in the box he arrived in (without the lid, duh), [M/n] had put a bunch of fluffy scarves in it so he would sleep well. But now Ivan had a plan.
[M/n] carried him to his (their) bedroom, where Ivan enjoyed watching [M/n] dress and undress. Don’t even get him started with the shower! Anyways, out of Ivan’s perverted mind, [M/n] placed him in the box and went to walk to his own bed. But Ivan jumped out of the box.
“What’s wrong, Ivan?” [M/n] frowned, placing him back in it. Ivan jumped out, and jumped onto [M/n]’s bare shoulder (he sleeps in nothing but boxers, did I not mention this?). “You wanna sleep with me?”
You have no idea. “Da!”
“Well... okay.” [M/n] chuckled.
~Later~
Ivan knew the weather for tonight, thank you News. Thunder storms. So the moment he heard the crash, the acting began. Ivan faked fear by whimper, and huddling close to [M/n]. [M/n] opened his eyes, worry bright in his [e/c] eyes.
“What’s wrong, I-”
The next crash, Ivan jumped into the blanket, shaking. [M/n] grasped him and cuddled him, shushing him sweetly.
“It’s okay, Ivan.”
“K-kol.” Ivan faked whimpered, cuddling closer. [M/n] frowned and kissed his forehead. Victory!
[M/n] laid back down, hugging Ivan closely as he fell asleep. Not noticing the bright white light that surrounded Ivan before falling into the blissful dreamworld.
~Morning~
[M/n] felt very warm when he awoke. But he also felt heavy. Forcing his eyes open, [M/n] began to panic when he realized there were human arms around him. And he was cuddled against a NAKED BODY!
“AH!” [M/n] screamed, beginning to squirm and awaking the slumbering, muscular, attractive man.
“What is wrong, Sunflower?” A deep voice asked, making [M/n] shiver. Not in fear, or cold, but OTHER reasons. Apparently though, the man thought it was from being cold and held him closer. Or he knew why he was shivering, but just didn’t care to let go. “Oh, are you cold? I’ll make you warmer!”
That voice... actually sounded familiar. [M/n]’s brain began to work on it.... Where was his little mochi buddy!? Was this man laying on him!? [M/n] looked up, about to yell at the man, but then froze. This man... had THOSE eyes. And he wasn’t completely naked... he was wearing a very familiar scarf.
“I... Ivan?”
“Da! England used wrong spell and turned me into mochi! I was angry at first, but then I met you and everything went better!”
[M/n] blushed. “Y-you’re welcome?”
“AW! [M/n] looks so cute when he blushes!”
“Sh-shush! D-don’t call me cute when you’re naked! This is highly inappropriate!”
“Why? Is [M/n] shy about becoming one with Mother Russia?”
“N-No!” [M/n] should have thought of that question before answering. Now Ivan was grinning with a lustful gaze.
“Good! Then Sunflower will become one with me, now!”
“Wh-what!? I-IVAN, WAIT!”
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Comments: 72
BlueRoseNekoShion [2015-01-10 14:48:45 +0000 UTC]
The ending I don't think male!me heard the question right. If should have been a "yes" but a sequel would be nice.
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Tamy1976 In reply to BlueRoseNekoShion [2015-03-23 17:44:03 +0000 UTC]
Exactly.
“Why? Is [M/n] shy about becoming one with Mother Russia?”
“N-No!” [M/n] should have thought of that question before answering. Now Ivan was grinning with a lustful gaze.
“Good! Then Sunflower will become one with me, now!”
“Wh-what!? I-IVAN, WAIT!”
Ivan asked if he was shy, Reader-kun heard the question wrong and said "no", as in, he's not shy. It's written there:
"[M/n] should have thought of that question before answering"
So yes, he meant "yes", but said "no".
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BlueRoseNekoShion In reply to Tamy1976 [2015-03-23 18:09:54 +0000 UTC]
Ah, with that break down of the question it makes a lot more sense now.
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Random-x-Readers In reply to BlueRoseNekoShion [2015-01-10 15:06:33 +0000 UTC]
I don't write sequels, and I'm not writing anymore Hetalia reader inserts, sorry.
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BlueRoseNekoShion In reply to Random-x-Readers [2015-01-10 19:49:23 +0000 UTC]
It's okay, I'd just thought I'd ask.
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Hetalian-Canada [2014-12-21 00:26:14 +0000 UTC]
Me: Well, I'll be leaving now...
Zack: CURSE YOUR SQEAMISHNESS!
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ImJuStCrEePy [2014-12-10 02:37:11 +0000 UTC]
Ash: HELP ME!
Me: Lol Nope! -eats popcorn while watching- kesesesese
Ash: DX WAAAAH
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NekoBoy4You [2014-11-25 11:25:57 +0000 UTC]
This was so cute!!! Thankyou for making this, it was beautiful!
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SpartanAmethyst [2014-11-18 07:50:32 +0000 UTC]
Oh my this was so perfect XDD
/was kind of hoping for a lemon but the fluffy shall suffice
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Dragon5032 In reply to ??? [2014-11-16 18:57:17 +0000 UTC]
DUNE ILL SAVE YOU!!!
Dune: HURRY DX
Ivan: kololol *dark aura*
Me:Um o3o SORRY DUNE *runs away* ENJOY BECOMING ONE WITH RUSSIA!
Dune: D: WHAT YOU TRAITOR DX
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BenUnDrownd In reply to Dragon5032 [2014-12-05 12:05:34 +0000 UTC]
Me: I know how you feel bro
Fem!Me: *takes pictures and nose bleeds*
Me; You just can't trust girls when it comes to yoai -3-
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Random-x-Readers In reply to yoailove101 [2014-10-04 23:43:39 +0000 UTC]
Pervy Ivan is the best. >w<
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Eveningstar101171 [2014-10-04 07:30:37 +0000 UTC]
It's so very cute! Excuse me while I die of cuteness~
p.s All of you're works are awesome! (I'm a really big fan //shot)
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