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Published: 2007-04-23 02:39:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 4915; Favourites: 77; Downloads: 77
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Yeah, Snape, Harry, Hermy, Ron and Draco.
Potion disaster that made snape say "in my room" at the end of every sentence... sorry if i messed up alot of my spelling. 
sending it to for her B-day. *shrug*
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Snape:
Vera: don't get too cocky, dad... *brandishes bat warningly*
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Snape: respect your elders, Vera!
Vera: 
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Snape: eat your pinecone young lady!
(man, that's an OLD joke, I don't even remember where it comes from...)
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meh? 
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I don't remember where it's from... I think it's this family and they're stuck in the woods and the daughter is complaining, and the dad's like, 'oh shut up and eat your pinecone'. XD
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lol. 
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totally.
Snape: *sulks, eats own pinecone*
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awwww...here's some 
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Snape: *morosely dunks pinecone in milk*
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awww.... 
Vera: GROUP HUG!!!! 
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Vera: *suddenly in teh midst of the hugging pulls out large knife and starts knifing people*
Malachi: ...
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Vera: As is said before, BRING IT ON!!!!!
Snape: *quietly sneaks away undetected with his milk and pinecone*
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THERE HE IS!!!! 
Snape:
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Exactly!
Snape: Oh teh noes! I dropped my pinecone!
Vera: ATAAAAAACK!
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.... what happens next.? .... I'm kinda out of ideas...
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WHEEEEE!!!! THIS IS FUN!!!
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Yeah I know!
Severus: *being stared at by everone else as he stands totally still looking bored* Look, I don 't know what you all are expecting but clearly it's not going to happen.
Delilah:
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Sevvie: nu. *turns up nose and looks away*
Delilah: *disco disco DISCO!!!!*
Vera: *currently grinding with Sirius, her husband (o_O long story)* come on, dad, it's fun!
Snape: AUGH! MY EYES! THEY BURN!
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woah woah...
Sirius and Vera?
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Yeah. As I said, looooooooooong story.
First of all, Sirius isn't dead. He was stuck in a sort of limbo that... altered him. Gave him a sort of deathless imortality, but didn't completely kill him and make him an angel or Guardian.
After Vera was raped at age sixteen, Sirius took pity on her, cause he'd lived through the Death Eater days and knew the emotional havoc rape could wreak on people, being as the Death Eaters did it a lot. So he started coming to her in dreams and talking with her... but then of course Severus found out and tried to intervene, which only united Sirius and Vera against him and pushed them closer. In the end he gave in because it made Vera happy, and she's been an emotional wreck after the rape (she'd tried to kill herself a total of... let's see... 11 times?! and that's not counting the other six before the rape).
So they ended up getting together once Vera was of legal age (one of Severus's conditions for letting them be together). They have two daughters now, Kit and Helene.
Wow... my HP world is teh BOMB, isn't it?
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don't worry...I have my own... HP storry.
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Yeah. Poor Vera...
The Snapes are such a dysfunctional family... or rather they would be if they weren't so close because all of their problems are pretty much shared.
Sirius: Dysfunctional. That's the word.
Severus: Don't make me hit you over the nose with a rolled up newspaper, Black.
It's sad that Sirius's father-in-law is younger than him...
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Severus: *whacks Sirius, as promised, with a newspaper*
Sirius: OOH, BRING IT ON, GREASEFACE!
*CRASHBANGFIGHTMOTHERF*CKEROWWWW!*
Delilah:
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lol. family...is a funny thing.
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Oooh, very...
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I like scones.
Davey, davey crockett, king of the wild frontier! BISCOTTI!
(inside joke, my friends and I were in choir one day and just started singing random stuff).
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ah..okay.
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It's longer now:
[All]
(sung)
Davey, Davey Crokett, king of the wild fronteir!
(shouted)
Biscotti!
We won!
Chiiiiiiiiiiiken! Wheeeeeeee! *said while waving finger in a circle*
[Ellie]
(spoken)
Severus has Moobs!
[Me]
(spoken)
No I do not!
[Brandi]
(spoken)
I am not the mother of Matt's plant!
There is a lot of backstory behind this, obviously...
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lol. so many people have said that.... in my room.
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sorry... 
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sorry...
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Ron looks like a fire-head with too much eye liner.
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