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Back real quick to upload this.Okay, I need your help. I'm currently working on the new DF in my time off and I came to the laughable realisation.
.... I cannot make Male Characters as good as Female Characters. So, I'm trying out a method of asking you all specific questions and building his personality based on the results. The name is Des Posable (if you see what I did there)
If the quiz comes out as too small, here it is in text form.
Question #1: You are_______
A - Black.
B - White.
C - Asian.
D - Hispanic.
E - Middle Eastern.
F - Other.
Question #2: Where you from?
(Select out of the flags provided or state other)
Question #3: What would you say your political preference was?
A - Liberal.
B - Conservative.
C - I'm Politcial, but I don't identify with the first two.
D - Urgh, Politics is for dorks!
Question #4: Finish this sentence with the option that best reflects your personality. "My name is Des and....."
A: I just want to be your friend.
B: I am Gods Gift to Women.
C: I hate everyone.
D: The world will embrace my brilliance!
E: I don't want any trouble.
F: I just want someone to fuck!
G: I hope you're all having a nice day.
H: Why does everyone hate me?
I: I'm a special snowflake!
J: I'm the one your parents warn you about.
K: I'm an asshole.
M: I'm an alcoholic.
N: Some people call me a space cowboy...
O: I'm weird.
P: I enjoy Herambe Memes.
Q: I'm pretty fly for a white guy!
R: I like turtles.
S: I'm a little bit of everything!
Question #5: How do you feel about Pandas?
A: I find them funny.
B: They terrify me.
C: They're all racist shitlords.
D: I want one as a pet.
Question #6: "I think I'd want to......"
A: Get married.
B: Remain single.
C: Have one night stands.
D: Not answer this question, thank you very much.
Question #7: Out of these songs, which sums you up nicely?
A: Lazy by X-Press 2 ft David Bryne.
B: Ridin Dirty by Charmillionaire.
C: It's Cool to Hate by The Offspring.
D: Smack my Bitch Up by The Prodigy.
E: "Ummm, can I have a song I actually listen to please?"
Question #8: While we're on the subject of music. What is your prefered genre?
A: Rock & Roll.
B: Classical.
C: Hip Hop/Gangsta Rap.
D: RnB.
E: Country.
F: Jazz.
G: J-Pop.
H: Death Metal.
I: Other.
Question #9: Let's see how nerdy you are. Do you know what Farkas and Eugene are better known as?
A: Yup. Love those guys!
B: .... Ummmm, wha?
Question #10: Now let's move onto appearences. What kind of hair do you have?
A: Short Hair.
B: Long Hair.
C: In between.
D: Shaven.
E: Bald.
Question #11: Glasses?
A: "I cannot see without my glasses!"
B: "I cannot be seen without my sunglasses!"
C: "I have Glasses, but I can do fine without them!"
D: My eyesight is actually pretty good.
Question #12: How do you feel about facial hair?
A: Ewww!
B: It's hawt.
C: Depends.
Question #13: What colour is your shirt/top?
Question #14: What colour are your trousers/shorts/etc?
Question #15: What colour are your shoes?
Question #16: If you had to defend yourself, which is your weapon of choice?
A: Guns.
B: Swords.
C: MAH DADDY STRANGLERS!
D: Words. Cus they can hurt more than any weapon!
Question #17: Your ideal Saturday Night is spent doing what?
A: Hitting up the club to pick up chicks.
B: Netflix.
C: At the movies.
D: Gaming.
E: Hanging out with friends.
F: Whatever I'm in the mood for.
Question #18: You're about to be killed by an Evil Panda armed with a glowing Dildo and riding on the back of a Nazi Velociraptor. What are your final words?
A: Bring it on, bitch!
B: .....Da fuk?
C: Clever girl.
D: I regret nothing!
E: BEST DEATH EVER!
F: (Insert your own last words)
Question #19: Rhianna. Emma Watson. And Angela Merkel. Shag, Marry, Kill?
Question #20: Finally. The answer to every problem in existence is....
A: Beer.
B: Peace.
C: "We need to build a wall!"
D: Violence.
E: Censorship.
F: Love.
G: Submitting to our Panda Overlords!
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1. F
2. Canada
3. C
4. S
5. A
6. D
7. E
8. A
9. B
10. C
11. C
12. C
13. White
14. Brown
15. Blue and white with yellow stripes
16. A
17. D
18. F: "This is why nobody likes you, /pol/"
19. Shag Rhianna (she's ok, I think), Marry Merkel(Embarrassing her is my no.1 priority), Kill Emma (Because why the fuck not? Being contrarian)
20. A
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1. F
2. Other
3. D
4. J
5. C
6. D
7. A
8. H
9. B
10. C
11. C
12. A
13. Red
14. Black
15. Black
16. D
17. F
18. F: "Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived."
19. Shag
20. C
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1. B
2. English
3. C
4. B
5. A
6. A
7. E
8. I
9. B
10. C
11. A
12. C
13. Depends on how I feel today and what's isn't in the wash.
14. Same as 13
15. Blue
16. A and B
17. D and E
18. A
19. Can't remember who they are, so kill them all.
20. A, B and F
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1. B
2. I am an ENGLISH BASTARD!
3. C
4. F
5. A
6. D
7. E
8. F
9. B
10. A
11. D
12. C
13. Blue (complete with Fantastic 4 logo)
14. Black (really should get more exciting ones)
15. The classic red Converse
16. Guns (only because I do not know how to use the rest)
17. F
18. B
19. Respectively (if I really had to choose)
20. B
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1-B.
2-MURRICA.
3-Hard A.
4-K.
5-Pandas in general? Adorable. CYOPs in specific? A.
6-D, mostly because I'm legitimately not sure.
7-E. Seriously, the hell kinda song list is that?
8-A. Specifically, punk and alt-rock, but just about anything with a good bite. Some stuff nobody's heard of, some stuff EVERYBODY'S heard of.
9-B. Guess I'm the wrong kinda nerd.
10-B/C. Roughly shoulder-length, which I guess is long for most guys, but...eh, I'm not, like, pre-bald DarknesstheCurse or whatever.
11-D, but I also have issues with photosensitivity, so I need to wear sunglasses most of the time when I'm outdoors.
12-C. Not a fan of it on me specifically, but I won't deny some guys (and at least one girl) make it look good.
13-BLAAAACK. Brown jacket, too, but that's been shelved for now because Cincinnati summers are not a trifling matter.
14-Sigma Credo #156: "Home is where the pants aren't." (khaki or grey when not at home, though.)
15-BLAAAACK.
16-C, at least unless there's a hammer or other similarly blunt object to hand. I don't like to kill, but if I'm gonna fight, it's gonna hurt.
17-D/E/F. I'm a geek, but I'm a flexible geek.
18-F: "Oh, COME ON! I know my name made this pretty much inevitable, but at least lemme die with some fucking DIGNITY!"
19-Fuck: Rhianna (is that how you even spell her name? Like I care--she's cute, I guess, but I highly doubt we'd get along well enough even for a one-night stand). Marry: Emma Watson (I reckon we'd get along okay, and she's cute as hell). Kill: Angela Merkel (nothing against her as a person or politician, I certainly don't want her dead, but OH GOD DO I NOT WANT TO TAP THAT.)
20-I would personally argue either "laughter" or "duct tape," but if I'm forced to pick from the answers given...eh, I guess G's probably the closest.
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1 - D
2 - Spain
3 - C
4 - F
5 - B
6 - D
7 - E
8 - A through I
9 - B
10 - C
11 - D
12 - C
13 - Literally golden, its glare is known to blind people
14 - Scarlet
15 - White
16 - A
17 - Æ (Whaddyou mean me and the boys can't club together?)
18 - F: "Motherfucking fuck ME, motherfucker? No motherfucker, motherfucking fuck YOU!!!"
19 - Smash Rihanna, kill Merkel, marry Emma Watson and take that sweet, sweet divorce money!
20 - C
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Oh why not? This could be fun. I’ll give this a shot. Hope you don’t mind if I be a little creative with some of the answers.
Q01: Middle Eastern
Q02: Spain
Q03: Liberal
Q04: I don’t want any trouble
Q05: I find them funny
Q06: Have a baby (I’m married BTW)
Q07: Omen by The Prodigy
Q08: Rock n Roll, Jazz, Pop and Techno
Q09: Never heard of those guys
Q10: Short hair
Q11: My eyesight is actually pretty good
Q12: Depends on what my wife thinks
Q13: White
Q14: Cobalt blue
Q15: Red with yellow laces
Q16: Shotgun
Q17: Whatever I’m in the mood for
Q18: If I knew I was gonna die today, I probably should’ve ordered pizza last night
Q19: Rhianna, kill. Emma Watson, marry. Angela Merkel... I think I’ll just shake her hand
Q20: Love
Hope that helped.
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1. Black
2.United States of America
3.D
4.I just want to be your friend.
5.I find them funny
6.Remain single.
7.It's Cool to Hate by The Offspring.
8.J-Pop.
9. .... Ummmm, wha?
10.Short Hair.
11."I cannot see without my glasses!"
12.Depends
13.Gray
14 Dark Blue
15..Jet black
16.Swords
17.Gaming.
18. Karma is a B......
19.None
20.Submitting to our Panda Overlords!
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1.white
2.UK
3.labor since we are uk
4.R
5.A
6.remain single
7.E
8. rock and roll since some of my favourite cartoon and game song are in that genre
9.ummm what the smeg
10.C
11. I have glass but mainly for my computer or playing on the consoles
12. that depends
13. depends on what I'm wearing
14. depends on what I'm wearing though I have some purple trousers/pant
15. mostly white but on sunny days, I wear my star wars slip ons
16. swords
17. either playing doom 2016, kingdom hearts or playing pokemon moon
18. just bring it you jabronies* the touch starts playing or blue dragon's eternity*
19.none of the about
20. peace through nature
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1. White
2. United States of America
3. D
4. I just want to be your friend.
5. I find them funny.
6. Remain single.
7. Um, can I have a song I actually listen to please?
8. Just about anything but country and death metal
9. Yup. I love those dorks.
10. Short hair
11. "I cannot see without my glasses."
12. Eww.
13. Sky blue
14. Tan
15. Black and tan
16. Swords
17. Whatever I'm in the mood for
18. Just a typical Tuesday for me.
19. I don't want to marry, kill, or shag any of them.
20. Peace
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