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Published: 2011-01-03 02:10:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 18896; Favourites: 589; Downloads: 117
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SOUTH ITALY DOLL©Chigi~! FFFFFUUUU- DAMMIT!
This doll may seem so tsudere, cute and utterly scrumptious. But he packs a hell of profanities and words with him. You piss him off, he spews words that may harm your poor human ear or your vital regions. In fact, South Italy Doll© has a tendency of headbutting vital regions, both yours and your other dolls. So be very wary, and make sure to please this feisty doll. South Italy Doll© is very needy, clumsy and lazy, do NOT expect him to do anything in your house. Make sure to feed South Italy Doll© constantly with pasta or tomatoes. DO NOT put potatoes near this doll, he will throw it back at you or force it in your face. If you accidentally put Germany Doll near South Italy Doll©, remain calm, this doll usually will produce fits of rage and will throw his grenade at himself. If this doll becomes very very needy, prepare to bring your Spain Doll to him (Spain Doll at this time will be very needy horny)
SOUTH ITALY DOLL© comes with Spain Doll©, North Italy Doll©, food and grenades.
WARNING: DO NOT put South Italy doll with France Doll. No srsly, it will cause nightmares and raep! for this poor doll. But still, fangirls will still use this to their advantage.
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Comments: 118
LOL!
With phrases like that, imagine little kids playing w/ that doll (if their parents would ever let them!) XD...
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Parents better watch out! xDDD
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I second the "CHE PALLE" thing. And I'm even from the southern part of italy, DAMN.
...btwIWANTONE.
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Again, amazing artist's comments
Man these are great~
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he should say "che palle!" as well 
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May I ask what it means? I'm terrible at Italian ><;;
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it means "what balls!" i'm not so good with foreign languages either... it was in one of the episodes and i'm always yelling it haha. i'm not entirely sure as to if that's the correct spelling or not though haha
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Oh thank you! xDDD That's hilarious xD
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haha i know right XD
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awwwwwwww......
and i thought playing with barbies was fun. :'D
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Believe me they are way better than Barbies xDD
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sdsfsdfsfsadffsadasdas SO AWESOME! I will buy this doll! xD
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okay, so if I put the France doll in a separate room than the South Italy doll, will the South Italy doll stay safe...?
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YES BUT ONLY FOR A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME
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OH NOES, IS HE IN DANGER FROM THE SPAIN DOLL?!
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xD I do wish they were real ;D
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BAD TOUCH TRIO! RAEP.
Be wary/excited if that happens ;D
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Yes, depending on what your neighbours are
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errrrrrrrr origin you mean?lol i think they are from marocco
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SUCH ADORABLE PHRASES
I'LL TAKE THREE.
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I do wish it was real though xDD
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Can I buy one?!
Or... Twenty?
Please?! :'L
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This is all I have D: If it were only real!!
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I don't know what is funnier your picture or your description! LOLLER SKATES!
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DO WANT.
...Can dolls have sex? :I
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XD
If you want them too... xD
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Cause like...I was just thinking...that would be weird...Like what if my mom walked in to my room and was all "Honey why are your two boy dolls naked and moving and OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THEY--"
Yeah. But I'd still want them.
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I'D BUY THAT AND FEED IT ALL THE TOMATOES IN THE WORLD.
And then I'd have a fat South Italy doll. A very adorable, fat South Italy doll
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I LIEK THE WAY YOU THINK ;D
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