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Published: 2011-08-09 13:43:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 22195; Favourites: 172; Downloads: 128
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Description "A lover in every port and a gun in every tentacle."

Gotta love Mass Effect. I know i do, and so i bring you Blasto, The First Hanar Spectre.

10 points to Gryffindor if you can identify all the quotes.

Mass Effect, Hanar and all associated trademarks are the property of Bioware.
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Rikayat [2013-08-08 17:18:55 +0000 UTC]

The quotes, genius



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naruto-lover-6 [2013-07-16 12:35:14 +0000 UTC]

I guess the last one remind me of one of the quotes in wolfenstein...

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Yurei-Hanatsuki [2013-07-15 16:54:16 +0000 UTC]

Third one's Snakes on a Plane refrence, Fourth is Arnold Schwarzenegger, and the fifth is Duke Nukem.
(The first one all I got was "I don't have time for your shit, and the second I saw either take/eat this or just a flat-out f*ck THIS!)

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Skianous In reply to Yurei-Hanatsuki [2015-02-25 18:32:13 +0000 UTC]

Late to the party; but before it was a Duke Nukem quote, the fifth one was taken from the excellent movie "Invasion Los Angeles"

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Yurei-Hanatsuki In reply to Skianous [2015-02-25 19:19:33 +0000 UTC]

Better late than never, and thank you for the answer.

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GaultBerkut In reply to Yurei-Hanatsuki [2014-07-03 19:21:19 +0000 UTC]

I'm fairly certain the 2nd one is related to when Worf said "Assimilate THIS!" from Star Trek: First Contact, just before he blew up the Borg's interplexing beacon, after it was detached from the Enterprise's deflector dish.

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Yurei-Hanatsuki In reply to GaultBerkut [2014-07-03 20:06:39 +0000 UTC]

Huh. I don't know much about the Star Trek series, just little bits such as Tribbles. That is very interesting, though.

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andimccloud [2012-12-07 00:46:45 +0000 UTC]

This...mahgods. I giggled so hard. The first time I heard those adverts on Illium I almost hurt myself laughing. Nice work.

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Yurei-Hanatsuki In reply to andimccloud [2013-07-15 16:57:09 +0000 UTC]

You think the Illium ones were funny, check out the Citadel ones in three! That made me mad that you couldn't see any of the Blasto movies. (Don't spoil the Citadel DLC for me please, I can do that by myself on YouTube. xD)

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andimccloud In reply to Yurei-Hanatsuki [2013-07-20 23:45:08 +0000 UTC]

Yeah.Β  And I won't spoil Citadel except to say ERMAHGERD ERMERZING.Β  *dead*Β  It is AWESOME plz to watch/play/whatever as fast as you can.Β  SO worth it.

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Yurei-Hanatsuki In reply to andimccloud [2013-07-20 23:50:13 +0000 UTC]

Now that I have the Citadel DLC and am almost finished with it (Damn, Armax Arena is addicting. If only I could say the same about Shattered Eezo...) Though I loved hanging out with everyone the most.

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andimccloud In reply to Yurei-Hanatsuki [2013-07-25 22:26:36 +0000 UTC]

Oh so did I.Β  The hangouts were awesome and I can't seem to drag myself away from Armax.Β  Too much fun in there.Β  \o/

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Yurei-Hanatsuki In reply to andimccloud [2013-07-25 22:53:33 +0000 UTC]

Though the whole "hey, could you help us isolate a bug that'll likely end up killing you? We'll give you a crazy-ass new map as a reward." Thing was a bit...yeah. It was Loco.

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andimccloud In reply to Yurei-Hanatsuki [2013-08-04 03:08:45 +0000 UTC]

Yeah.Β  That was...different.Β  Not bad, just different.Β  Still though, I think Citadel is my favorite DLC, despite how extremely good Leviathan was.Β  I just...love that whole buddy cop movie dynamic you get through all of Citadel.Β  I can't remember laughing so hard during a video game in a long time.

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Yurei-Hanatsuki In reply to andimccloud [2013-08-04 16:47:20 +0000 UTC]

My favorite part, aside from the LI saving my butt and finding outΒ said LIΒ could cook, was being able to fight with Wrex again. *CRASH* RAAAAGH! *WHAM*

I love that Krogan. x3

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Glide08 In reply to Yurei-Hanatsuki [2013-12-08 17:54:43 +0000 UTC]

The starchild

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Yurei-Hanatsuki In reply to Glide08 [2013-12-08 23:31:15 +0000 UTC]

Wrex for the win! xD

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Glide08 In reply to Yurei-Hanatsuki [2013-12-09 15:44:10 +0000 UTC]

He killed marauder shields.

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Yurei-Hanatsuki In reply to Glide08 [2013-12-09 17:20:05 +0000 UTC]

HE DESERVES TO DIE FOR FAILING IN HIS MISSION!

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Glide08 In reply to Yurei-Hanatsuki [2013-12-10 12:12:57 +0000 UTC]

YES! HE NEEDED TO PROTECT US FROM THE CRAP ENDING!

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Yurei-Hanatsuki In reply to Glide08 [2013-12-10 15:29:51 +0000 UTC]

WHICH HE FAILED TO DO, AND THEREFORE DESERVES TO DIE!

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Glide08 In reply to Yurei-Hanatsuki [2013-12-10 18:06:34 +0000 UTC]

MAYBE ANTOTHER MARAUDER SHIELDS FROM ANOTHER GAME WILL SCUSEED!

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Yurei-Hanatsuki In reply to Glide08 [2013-12-11 00:03:10 +0000 UTC]

WHO KNOWS? WE NEED ANOTHER MASS EFFECT GAME TO BE SURE!!

(Are we just randomly yelling now? xD)

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Glide08 In reply to Yurei-Hanatsuki [2013-12-11 12:02:17 +0000 UTC]

OR MAYBE A NON-MASS EFFECT GAME!

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Yurei-Hanatsuki In reply to Glide08 [2013-12-11 13:14:13 +0000 UTC]

SUCH AS?!

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Glide08 In reply to Yurei-Hanatsuki [2013-12-11 14:39:44 +0000 UTC]

IDK, fallout 4, deus ex 4...

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Yurei-Hanatsuki In reply to Glide08 [2013-12-11 15:36:01 +0000 UTC]

The Devil May Cry "Reboot?"

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Glide08 In reply to Yurei-Hanatsuki [2013-12-11 16:05:52 +0000 UTC]

Yes!

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Yurei-Hanatsuki In reply to Glide08 [2013-12-11 16:55:41 +0000 UTC]

And the Vergil's rushjob DLC. xD

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Glide08 In reply to Yurei-Hanatsuki [2013-12-12 04:29:17 +0000 UTC]

Yes!

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Yurei-Hanatsuki In reply to Glide08 [2013-12-12 12:30:10 +0000 UTC]

Classic Vergil was smarter than that, and he got punk'd by the fucking JESTER!

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Glide08 In reply to Yurei-Hanatsuki [2013-12-12 14:28:15 +0000 UTC]

Marauder shields?

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Yurei-Hanatsuki In reply to Glide08 [2013-12-12 16:27:18 +0000 UTC]

No, I think Credo was the Marauder Shields of the Devil May Cry world. He was killed, trying to stop Sanctus from giving the idea for a DMC reboot to Ninja Theory, which obviously failed. Then the Hunter Demon in DmC tried to stop this alternate-reality Dante, and also failed. Finally, Angel Eva tried in the rushjob DLC. No prizes for guessing what happened.

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Glide08 In reply to Yurei-Hanatsuki [2013-12-13 20:02:52 +0000 UTC]

Yes.

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andimccloud In reply to Yurei-Hanatsuki [2013-08-07 05:37:46 +0000 UTC]

YES he is the best Krogan.Β  I mean Grunt is friggin' awesome, but Wrex is...WREX.Β  There's just no comparison.Β  I loved watching him land on the shuttle and then proceed to kick every ass ON that shuttle.Β  And his and Tali's exchanges during the mission ermahgerd so much awesome.Β 

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Yurei-Hanatsuki In reply to andimccloud [2013-08-07 13:00:04 +0000 UTC]

He'sΒ the awesome Krogan Uncle that my Shepard always wanted! (She was Earthborn)

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andimccloud In reply to Yurei-Hanatsuki [2013-08-09 04:23:27 +0000 UTC]

Oh hah, nice.Β  My FemShep (Spacer/War Hero because I am a goody two-shoes) sees Wrex as...well, pretty much the perfect drinking buddy.Β  They're bros.Β  XD

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Yurei-Hanatsuki In reply to andimccloud [2013-08-09 20:59:21 +0000 UTC]

(Earthborn/Sole Survivor, I'm a sucker for the stubborn ones. xD)

Β 

Ever since I first played with him, I swore that I was NEVER going to let Wreav take over. He's an ass, and Wrex is a friggin Boss.

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Glide08 In reply to Yurei-Hanatsuki [2013-12-08 17:45:34 +0000 UTC]

I want tragedy - Colonist/sole survivor

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Yurei-Hanatsuki In reply to Glide08 [2013-12-08 23:32:42 +0000 UTC]

Have yet to play as a Colonist anything. Think I'll make that one an Engineer.

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Glide08 In reply to Yurei-Hanatsuki [2013-12-09 15:43:44 +0000 UTC]

Mine is soldier.

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Yurei-Hanatsuki In reply to Glide08 [2013-12-09 17:20:22 +0000 UTC]

Cool.

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andimccloud In reply to Yurei-Hanatsuki [2013-08-12 01:28:24 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. I appreciate Wreav's presence only because it really hammers home just how awesome Wrex is.Β  NEVER let Wreav run things.Β  It just isn't worth the headache.

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Yurei-Hanatsuki In reply to andimccloud [2013-08-12 03:41:22 +0000 UTC]

Virmire was enough to convince me. xD

Exactly, he really isn't.

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Ethosaur [2012-10-03 16:51:25 +0000 UTC]

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Yurei-Hanatsuki In reply to Ethosaur [2013-07-15 16:54:36 +0000 UTC]

Yes?

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Yurei-Hanatsuki In reply to Yurei-Hanatsuki [2013-07-15 16:55:56 +0000 UTC]

This one sincerely hopes you do not continue with a request to bring you a subconscious vision. (I think that's how they'd refer to dreams...)

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chopsofdough [2012-06-22 13:37:22 +0000 UTC]

This one suspects the last quote refers to the amazing Maurice Moss.
This one approves.

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Rush-the-chosen-one [2012-05-10 15:57:16 +0000 UTC]

SO FREAKING AWESOME!

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RascalArt In reply to Rush-the-chosen-one [2012-05-10 15:59:07 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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