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Published: 2008-09-14 06:18:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 14809; Favourites: 163; Downloads: 6853
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It makes me happy knowing this image will survive me upon the internet long after my death. I've seen it used in youtube videos, tumblr posts, steam group titles. Its like watching a child you made while on a drunken tirade in Guadalajara go off to become, well, President. Keep it up internet, MAKE ME IMMORTAL BY PROXY!WARNING- this is the product of a 4chan Conversation
Everyone is entitle to the same rights, and lefts! A fork in every pocket and a clown in every pot!
Anywho, me and some other guy were wondering what it would be like if Sheogorath ran for office and during the conversation I started this to kill some time. Not much work put into this one, though I think a Sheogorath Candidate Poster would be a GREAT IDEA *HINT-HINT*
Sheogorath is the property of Bethesda
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Comments: 114
FANTASTIC!
You are to be commended for this wonderful piece of art! Or is it condemned? No, no. Definitely commended. I'm so happy to see this, I could just rip out your intestines and strangle you with 'em! Or skip rope. Either or, really.
LOL
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hahah! i was thinking the same thing! madmen think alike, or is madness not thinking at all? eh, who cares. The thought of Sheogorath runnin' for office has me positively beaming with excitement! bursting at the seams! oh, seamless!
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I had to re-read that, for a second I was dumbfounded. Perplexed. Puzzled. Betwazzled! And a little bit confused. But that's okay! Must be a sign! Not a good sign. You know what would be a good sign? "Free Sweetrolls!" Who wouldn't like that?
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Alright, that's it, SWEETROLLS FOR EVERYONE! wait no, scrtatch that, sweetrolls for no one. Can't be a good sign if not everybody likes sweetrolls. Some people who hate sweetrolls came to me place the other day, so I dug a pit full of clouds! or was it clowns? i can't remember, but it REALLY began to smell, must have been clowns because clouds don't smell! they're fluffy and taste of butter!
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You dare interrupt me! Only I interrupt me! Like just then. I'm speaking with someone! We'll talk later. Or not. When is later, exactly? Not now, I'm sure of that. Cat's out of the bag on that one, isn't it? Who puts cats in bags, anyway? Cats hate bags.
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Well, you got me, i can't think of anything more... So! as a gift, i'll give you this amulet!*hands over Chairity of Madness* it should help you! or, look lovely on your corpse... Ta! come visit again, or i'll pluck out your eyes! hahahaha!
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Did I ask for this? I can't decide if I did or not. I hate indecision! Or maybe I don't... make up your mind or I'll have your skin made into a hat to go with the amulet! ...Ooh, I'll make it into one of those arrowcatchers. I love those hats!
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Oh hold your toungue little duke, or i will. Change is in the air! Breathe it deep, bathe in its scent! Bottle it up and save some for later. Either way, leave now, your REALLY maken my teeth itch!
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You shouldn't have done that. [teleports you 30, 000 feet above execution point]
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30,000 ft: GODDAMNPIECEOFSHITMOTHERFUCKINGASSHOLEFUCKFUCKFUCK!
25,000 Ft: Uh... Dear Order, get me out of this crazy situation...
20,000 ft: Sorry i killed all those knights of yours, they were awsome.
15,000 ft: Damnit!
5,000 ft: uhh...
800 ft: SHEOGORATH'S PROTECTION!
0 ft: *DIE*
(Torkolv97 has left the map)
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[thus the Greymarch occurs and the cycle repeats.]
Okay I'm gonna stop with the Sheogorath quotes, for it seems I've run out. Thanks for playing along for the X number of comments this went on.
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Hah, i was running on fumes, i'm surprised i held ot that long. A great show, maybe someday we will cross paths again, and we will display another good act for the people of DA.
For now, goodbye.
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woo sheogorath for president! or prime minister here!
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President, Prime Minister, King, Sheikh, and a whole bunch of other leadership roles I'm too American to know about! He'll run for them all!
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And for that, you might just live.
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IF he loses then whats the point in living? His free cheese plan is FLAWLESS!!!
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Since 08's come and gone, I'm voting for him the next time around.
SHEOGORATH FOR PREZ!
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Sheogorath's slogan would be " The blind shall see, the lame will walk, the sane will lose it, the short shall tall CHEESE FOR ALL!!!!!
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ALL HAIL!
If this was truth, I would finally want to go to America. Today's weather is overcast and burning dogs closer to Canada. FORKS FOR ALL!
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Might make things a little more interesting, that's for sure.
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Definitely. It's almost a bit sad that there's no such thing similar to Shivering Isles iRL.
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Shivering Isles is real.
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Oh, if only this could happen, be it in USA or anywhere else. xD Sheogorath in all his madness couldn't be possibly worse than our bunch of idiots. >__>; He'd excel, actually. Not that he doesn't by default.
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I would vote for Sheogorath if I lived USA!
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Vote for him anyway!
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I would totally vote for Sheogorath. Greatest Daedric Prince ever!
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... I would vote for him. Once for each of my personalities!
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me too,
"the blind will see, the lame will walk, the short will tall, FORKS FOR ALL!!!!!!"
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We already had Sheogorath as president for eight years now. XD
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I wouldn't so much as compare Bush to Sheogorath, as much as I would, lets say...... Malacath.
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