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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to ??? [2011-02-27 21:08:36 +0000 UTC]

Me: ....meanie i'll just go talk to squee again.

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reddog-f6 In reply to oOskittleXsmashOo [2011-02-27 21:30:39 +0000 UTC]

nny: *is long gone*

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-02-27 23:00:01 +0000 UTC]

me : fuck. imma get some icecream, waaaait.. *looks at dead body, and starts pokin it* ok, NOW imma get some icecream.

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reddog-f6 In reply to oOskittleXsmashOo [2011-02-27 23:05:16 +0000 UTC]

*random people are stareing at you*

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-02-27 23:11:03 +0000 UTC]

me :WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! ACTUALLY WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM?!?! YOU CANT TELL ME YOU WERENT WATCHING HIM TEAR OUT HIS INTESTINES!!

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reddog-f6 In reply to oOskittleXsmashOo [2011-02-27 23:12:20 +0000 UTC]

random guy: who??

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-02-27 23:26:48 +0000 UTC]

me : im not even going to go as far as to explain.... do you wanna get some icecream?

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reddog-f6 In reply to oOskittleXsmashOo [2011-02-28 00:43:10 +0000 UTC]

*everybody ignores and walks away*

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-02-28 01:04:03 +0000 UTC]

me: *whispers to self* and nobody suspected a thing.... silly human intellectual.........

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reddog-f6 In reply to oOskittleXsmashOo [2011-02-28 03:41:13 +0000 UTC]

: i herd that.

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-02-28 19:42:22 +0000 UTC]

ME: ummm.....huh. well, i not in the mood for icecream anymore sooo..... *runs away*

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reddog-f6 In reply to oOskittleXsmashOo [2011-02-28 23:19:30 +0000 UTC]

: YOU CANT RUN AWAY FROM ME!!!

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-03-01 03:25:04 +0000 UTC]

me : well uh... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

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reddog-f6 In reply to oOskittleXsmashOo [2011-03-01 04:25:57 +0000 UTC]

: YES I CAN!!!

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-03-01 04:45:13 +0000 UTC]

Me : hell no you cant!! *throws dead guys intestines at you* ORGANFIGHT!!!!!

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reddog-f6 In reply to oOskittleXsmashOo [2011-03-01 04:46:05 +0000 UTC]

: *breaths fire at you*

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-03-01 04:59:09 +0000 UTC]

me : *breathes ice at you to block off the fire, and picks up a random axe and throws it at your face*

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reddog-f6 In reply to oOskittleXsmashOo [2011-03-01 05:04:46 +0000 UTC]

: *eats the axe and spits out the metal like bullets*

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-03-01 05:16:01 +0000 UTC]

me: *catches the bullets and smushes them into shurikens and throws them at your knee-caps*

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reddog-f6 In reply to oOskittleXsmashOo [2011-03-01 05:21:11 +0000 UTC]

: FOOL!!! i have robotic legs!!!!

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-03-01 05:55:23 +0000 UTC]

me: .... WELL NOW THEYRE DEFECTIVE!!!! *does a flying karate kick to ur face* :3

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reddog-f6 In reply to oOskittleXsmashOo [2011-03-01 06:26:16 +0000 UTC]

: *bites down on your foot*

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-03-01 06:37:02 +0000 UTC]

me : *kicks you in the face with my other foot, forcing your jaw to break and release my foot* (wait, why the fuck would you bite my foot?!)

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reddog-f6 In reply to oOskittleXsmashOo [2011-03-01 06:39:19 +0000 UTC]

: (whats the animal in my avatar) *claws your leg breaking it.*

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-03-01 06:48:51 +0000 UTC]

me: (how the heck am i supposed to know? a.. reddog?) *bites your throat out*

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reddog-f6 In reply to oOskittleXsmashOo [2011-03-01 06:50:03 +0000 UTC]

: (EXCACTLY!!!) *spikes you with barbed tail*

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-03-01 06:56:34 +0000 UTC]

me: (so its a red dog? neat!) *grabs tail and wrap tail around your neck, even with bleeding hands)

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reddog-f6 In reply to oOskittleXsmashOo [2011-03-01 06:57:42 +0000 UTC]

: bomb activated. *starts countdown*

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-03-01 07:01:09 +0000 UTC]

me : IM GETTIN THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!! *gets the fuck outta there, leaving you behind*

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reddog-f6 In reply to oOskittleXsmashOo [2011-03-01 07:04:22 +0000 UTC]

: he he. sucker *walks off*

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-03-01 07:44:28 +0000 UTC]

Me : *wlks up to 24/7 to get a monster energy drink. sees nny* "what the fuck..." i whisper.

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reddog-f6 In reply to oOskittleXsmashOo [2011-03-01 09:11:01 +0000 UTC]

nny: WHO SAID THAT!!

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-03-01 20:55:34 +0000 UTC]

me: *walks away but sensors go off because i forgot to pay for the monster* OH FUCK SHIT IM SO FUCKING SORRY!! HERE!! *throws 10$ bill at cashiere and looks at the people staring*

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reddog-f6 In reply to oOskittleXsmashOo [2011-03-01 21:51:35 +0000 UTC]

*three security guards tackel you*

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-03-01 22:42:57 +0000 UTC]

me: WTF?!!!?!?!?!?! i paid for it!!!! shit

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reddog-f6 In reply to oOskittleXsmashOo [2011-03-02 01:17:45 +0000 UTC]

guard: QUICK TAZER!!! *they all taze you*

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-03-02 01:33:33 +0000 UTC]

me: agh!w-what?! H-HERE JUST T-TAKE A-ALL M-MY M-MONEY!! * shakily puts wallet on the ground holding $50*

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reddog-f6 In reply to oOskittleXsmashOo [2011-03-02 05:15:30 +0000 UTC]

guard: hes bring out a bomb!!! get some tanks!!

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-03-02 05:19:32 +0000 UTC]

me : IMMA GIRL!!!!! ITS MY WALLET WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?

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reddog-f6 In reply to oOskittleXsmashOo [2011-03-02 05:24:06 +0000 UTC]

*tank trys to run you over*

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-03-02 06:01:51 +0000 UTC]

*tank somehow breaks and people realize it wasnt a big deal after all.*

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reddog-f6 In reply to oOskittleXsmashOo [2011-03-02 06:30:47 +0000 UTC]

*explodes*

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-03-02 06:45:03 +0000 UTC]

we should make a comic out of this

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reddog-f6 In reply to oOskittleXsmashOo [2011-03-02 06:48:09 +0000 UTC]

na, im a procrastinator and im trying to get the first page of my comic done.

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-03-02 06:55:46 +0000 UTC]

mm ok

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-03-02 05:45:20 +0000 UTC]

Me : what the fuck? its a FUCKING DRINK. and since when did security get the ability for tanks? wait since when did gas stations get security?? i mean, you guys are focusing on a drink, while that guy is over there stabbing the casheire *points at nny killing casheire. man its a good thing tanks are slow* i mean jesus! are you too fucking STUPID to realize thats a FUCKING WALLET?! im pretty sure thats not a bomb, considering someone was throwing them at me earlier. i mean look! he's killing the cashere! *everyone looks at nny killing the casheire*

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reddog-f6 In reply to oOskittleXsmashOo [2011-03-02 06:30:37 +0000 UTC]

( in johnens world anythings possible. XD) *ufo comes and abducts you*

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-03-02 06:43:13 +0000 UTC]

me : GODDAMIT I SWEAR!!! what do you alien things want

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reddog-f6 In reply to oOskittleXsmashOo [2011-03-02 06:47:33 +0000 UTC]

alien: we want you to have babys with this chicken. *hands you a small dog*

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oOskittleXsmashOo In reply to reddog-f6 [2011-03-02 06:54:30 +0000 UTC]

me: uhh.... see this is a DOG. not a chicken. and neither one of them are compatible matches with me. but i KNOW someone who IS compatible

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