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Description Hazel thrashed her controller violently, her kart span to one side in a frenzy, there was a giggle from her friend sat beside her as Maria sailed past and took first place, snatching it from right under Hazel’s nose.

“Hah!” exclaimed the blonde pigtailed girl, “I told you I’ve been practicing!” she gloated as Hazel sulked.

“Fine…” Hazel sighed, opening her closet she pulled out a large golden painted cardboard crown, placing it gently but firmly on Maria’s head.

Maria pulled her bobbles out, letting her long flowing golden locks tumble down her back, rubbing her backside as the champion of Mario kart crown was given to her.

“You just got lucky there, I was winning half the race” Hazel groaned.

Maria, without any warning pounced her friend, pinning her down on the bed as her long strands of hair fell down over her too, she kissed her cheek, smiling “oh c’mon hazel, just let me win once, please?”

Hazel giggles as Maria began to tickle her, they tussled on the bed together, laughing.

“O-ok sis! Enough! You know h-how ticklish I am!!” Hazel meeped as she continued tickling, she managed to grab Maria, rolling off the bed.

After about half an hour, the girls calmed down, Hazel put the TV on as Maria continued gloating.

“Hmmmm…” Hazel pondered as she continued flicking channels, finally deciding on catching some good old cartoons, inparticular an old episode of Dexter’s lab.

“Ooh, they’re showing old repeats today!” Maria giggled, setting down on the bed behind Hazel.

“Yea, some of the good old ones, I used to love this show” Hazel smirked as they watched the antics on TV.

“Heh, this show reminds me of you and Carla, you know” Said Maria as she adjusted her crown.

“Well, she did used to watch a lot of old cartoons when she was younger too, no doubt it inspired her to where she’s got now” hazel explained as the two giggled.

Maria turned the volume down a little “Remember all the crazy inventions and transformations that Dexter created?”

Hazel nods “That’s just what I was thinking”

“I always liked the machine which made it so he couldn’t get dirty, do you remember that one?” Maria asked.

Hazel nodded again, smirking “yeah, just think if we could have something like that, we could go play in the dirt all we wanted and never have to wash ourselves again”

Maria rubbed Hazel’s back, giggling “I bet Carla might have something that could do that…”

Within a few seconds, the girls jumped up and headed through their secret passageway, making sure Carla wasn’t around they easily gained access to her lab.

Maria looked around, slowly “I’m sure the machine he used in that episode was something called a laminatrix, it made him all shiny”

Hazel flipped a few switches, turning on Carla’s new lab computer, as asked it “Computer, has my sister ever made a machine with the same abilities as the laminatrix?”

The computer hummed for a moment, searching its data banks “I’m not sure at the moment, Miss Wildheart, nothing in my CPU comes under the category of “laminatrix”, however, Carla has recently developed a “laminator”, is this any use to you?” it asked.

Hazel looked at Maria “It sounds close enough, lets go check it out!”

Maria looked uneasy for a moment before running after her, she thought to herself “I know I’ve heard a laminator before…I don’t think that’s the right one…”

As Maria caught up, Hazel had already positioned herself ontop of a large machine, it had a wide letterbox opening ontop of it, with enough room for her to squeeze down through it.

Maria looked over the controls “I don’t know Hazel, I have a bad feeling about this…”

Hazel giggled “C’mon scaredy cat, I’ll go through first to make sure it’s safe, just get ready to catch me!”

Maria could only watch as Hazel was lowered into the machine, there was a loud whirring as it did its job.

Inside however, things weren’t looking good for hazel, her feet were pulled in first down into the belly of the machine, she tried to shout for Maria to stop but she was unheard outside.

As she was quickly fed in, she was amazed as she felt warmth, heat even, as the plastic spread over her, then pressure as she was sandwiched in the machine.

Giant rollers went over her ample body, pushing the front of her body into the back, reducing her to a papers width.

As she was laminated, she also spread out to the sides, widening and spreading as if she was made of silly putty not flesh and blood.
In all but a few moments, she appeared on the other side, now at least 6 ft from side to side and evenly flattened out, her clothes somehow stretching with her body as she squeezed, looking like a giant playing card version of herself.

Maria screamed as she saw the giant flat plastic version of her friend fall from the machine, landing flat on its face as she ran over, touching it she quickly pulled her hand away, the plastic was still very hot from the moulding.

She quickly put on a glove, picking up Hazel and propping her now incredibly light, flat form against a wall, wondering what to do with her.

“D’oh! Hazel! I knew this was a bad idea…” She rubbed the flat shiny surface of Hazel’s inanimate body, it was rigid from the laminating.

“Carla wouldn’t make anything that could permanently harm somebody, I just have to keep you safe till she gets back from her trip” Maria tried to explain to Hazel, who could only watch with a startled look on her face as she was picked up again.

“We better get out of here, I think Melissa is coming…” Maria carried hazel gently back through their hidden passage way, getting some pieces of tape and hanging Hazel on her wall so she looked like a freakishly real poster.

Maria giggled a little up at her “s-sorry hazel, I didn’t want to keep you under my bed or in my closet, so I figured maybe disguising you as a poster might work”

Hazel grumbled inside as Maria put her crown back on and resumed playing Mario kart.

“Don’t worry sis, I won’t beat all your lap records, and you can still watch me too from up there!” Maria chuckled, kissing her friends laminated cheek.
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Comments: 9

Tankdestryer1 [2013-03-29 20:25:37 +0000 UTC]

Make a part 2

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2jin [2010-01-27 04:39:33 +0000 UTC]

Augh! The nostalgia! Been so long since I've seen a decent show like Dexter's Laboratory these days.

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Testiclecius [2009-08-11 01:29:09 +0000 UTC]

Now that is a slick machine. She should have had Hazel's name, birthdate, height and weight, what color here eyes and hair are to heighten her mishap. Maria would have laughed her butt off. Great sketch.
Dexter's Lab is still a kick butt cartoon.

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LordofDarkA [2008-09-03 02:24:16 +0000 UTC]

Nice. What better use for a flattened laminated friend ^^. I too loved the onlder Dexter's Lab cartoons. My fave was the one where he combined himself with gum ^^.

Well done.

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pokefrake1 [2008-09-01 20:56:08 +0000 UTC]

second best cartoon ever

the best is invader zim

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12345td [2008-09-01 20:24:50 +0000 UTC]

cool

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glitchuser [2008-09-01 18:51:38 +0000 UTC]

dexter's laboratory now that was a great cartoon...

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cloudtheundying [2008-09-01 13:42:15 +0000 UTC]

wow i remember dexter laboratory! i used to watch it all the time!
nice story by the way inst-fav + + 5/5

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Yoshiegg603 [2008-09-01 13:30:19 +0000 UTC]

lol i remember that ^^

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