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"America, I've missed you!"

Sean was skipping along the airport, occasionally dropping his luggage or knocking it over with his feet. Ian was calmly following him, often calling him back.

"Sean, sweetie, stop it."

"Babe, be careful with the people around."

"It's not in this direction, Seanie."

"Say sorry to the old man you pushed over... SEAN, YOU JUST ALMOST KILLED ANGUS YOUNG!"

But the tall, blue haired 29-year-old didn't seem disposed to appear like a normal person. After all he wasn't!
They miraculously managed to get out of the airport and reach the point where Mikey was supposed to wait for them. They saw the dangly guy from afar. His mop of blonde hair was standing out over the grey wall he was leaning onto. Plus, he wasn't alone. A man with a dark fringe was holding his hand.
Sean screamed.

"Mikey Way! Adam Lazzara! My favorite couple!"

"I thought your favorite couple was us" Ian pouted as they arrived to the two guys.

"But that's true!" Sean giggled, kissing Ian's lips.

They hugged Mikey and Adam and they started to walk down the street. Mikey talked about the new MCR album, Adam informed them he was only touring with Mikey, and Ian digressed about the Weapons tour. Adam stated he prefered The Fake Sound of Progress and Sean assured the best was still Weapons. They argued like that until they reached the aera where the MCR tour bus was waiting for them. Sean peeked in and Frank Iero jumped on him.

"SEAN SMITH! Holy fuckballs it's been two whole years! How I've missed you!"

"And me?" Ian asked.

"IAN WATKINS!"

Ian just had the time to flee to behind the couch before he could be strangled by Frank's strong arms. Maybe he was short, but damn, he was stocked.

"Ok Frank. Calm down."

--

They were sitting around the table. Gerard and Ray had gone to a coffee shop.

"So, tell us. What brings you here?" Frank asked. "I thought you weren't doing Super Sean anymore."

"He decided to go for it again" Ian smiled, hugging Sean's waist. "My superhero!"

"Aww. But who do you want to set up? You've matched everyone here." Mikey said. "Or- no, you're not trying to do that."

"It depends. What?"

"You're going to try to get Beej and Mike together."

"Beej?"

"Billie Joe. Answer."

"I am."

Mikey's mouth opened in disbelief. Sean sighed.

"What? They're sooo obvious."

"It's not the problem. The problem is their stubborness. Mike doesn't want to realize he's gay and Billie is still shocked by his break up with his wife. Everyone tried all your basic methods, it doesn't work. The two of them let out they love each other, but they made it like they hadn't said it!"

"Oh because my methods are universal now?"

"Yes. All internet is over it. It's the Super Sean matchmaking technique. Actually there's a site about it. But we don't actually have your superpowers" Frank smiled.

Sean felt Ian hug him tighter.

"Still my Internet manager as I see. You don't know if they used to date?"

Mikey and Adam shrugged but Frank punched the table.

"They were hookin' up back in the day. Before Beej met Adrienne."

Sean shot him a questioning look.

"His wife. Well ex-wife. They were like, 14 when they started up? I know they were each other's first time too."

"Wait, how do you know that?!" Mikey asked, mislead.

"Get Billie drunk on vodka, he will tell you everything. Lesson learnt." Frank grinned."The guy is soooo sexy drunk anyways. If it wasn't for Gee I would be stalkin' him." he said with a perverted look.

"Stalk who?"

They turned. Gerard was standing in the doorway, followed by Ray.

"Billie Joe Armstrong, sweetie" Frank grinned deviously.

"Oh, your weird obsession. And-- SEAN! IAN!"

Gerard sqeezed them against his chest. Sean looked at his hair.

"Orange?"

"It was red before."

"Yes, I saw that."

"They're here to set up Mike and Billie!" Mikey exclaimed.

"Oh my god, do that immediatly. The sexual tension is killing me, it's properly horrible. They'll get drunk and start to flirt and touch and kiss and the day after, they do like nothing happened. And you see Billie staring at Mike's ass, or Mike glancing at Billie every single second."

"I approve" Ray said.

"Oh and Ray my friend! How is it going?" Sean asked.

"He has a girlfriend!" Gerard screamed.

"Really? Aww, I'm so happy for you!" Sean cooed.

Ian rolled his eyes.

"Let's bring back the old habits : could you be any gayer?"

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"America, I've missed you!"

Sean was skipping along the airport, occasionally dropping his luggage or knocking it over with his feet. Ian was calmly following him, often calling him back.

"Sean, sweetie, stop it."

"Babe, be careful with the people around."

"It's not in this direction, Seanie."

"Say sorry to the old man you pushed over... SEAN, YOU JUST ALMOST KILLED ANGUS YOUNG!"

But the tall, blue haired 29-year-old didn't seem disposed to appear like a normal person. After all he wasn't!
They miraculously managed to get out of the airport and reach the point where Mikey was supposed to wait for them. They saw the dangly guy from afar. His mop of blonde hair was standing out over the grey wall he was leaning onto. Plus, he wasn't alone. A man with a dark fringe was holding his hand.
Sean screamed.

"Mikey Way! Adam Lazzara! My favorite couple!"

"I thought your favorite couple was us" Ian pouted as they arrived to the two guys.

"But that's true!" Sean giggled, kissing Ian's lips.

They hugged Mikey and Adam and they started to walk down the street. Mikey talked about the new MCR album, Adam informed them he was only touring with Mikey, and Ian digressed about the Weapons tour. Adam stated he prefered The Fake Sound of Progress and Sean assured the best was still Weapons. They argued like that until they reached the aera where the MCR tour bus was waiting for them. Sean peeked in and Frank Iero jumped on him.

"SEAN SMITH! Holy fuckballs it's been two whole years! How I've missed you!"

"And me?" Ian asked.

"IAN WATKINS!"

Ian just had the time to flee to behind the couch before he could be strangled by Frank's strong arms. Maybe he was short, but damn, he was stocked.

"Ok Frank. Calm down."

--

They were sitting around the table. Gerard and Ray had gone to a coffee shop.

"So, tell us. What brings you here?" Frank asked. "I thought you weren't doing Super Sean anymore."

"He decided to go for it again" Ian smiled, hugging Sean's waist. "My superhero!"

"Aww. But who do you want to set up? You've matched everyone here." Mikey said. "Or- no, you're not trying to do that."

"It depends. What?"

"You're going to try to get Beej and Mike together."

"Beej?"

"Billie Joe. Answer."

"I am."

Mikey's mouth opened in disbelief. Sean sighed.

"What? They're sooo obvious."

"It's not the problem. The problem is their stubborness. Mike doesn't want to realize he's gay and Billie is still shocked by his break up with his wife. Everyone tried all your basic methods, it doesn't work. The two of them let out they love each other, but they made it like they hadn't said it!"

"Oh because my methods are universal now?"

"Yes. All internet is over it. It's the Super Sean matchmaking technique. Actually there's a site about it. But we don't actually have your superpowers" Frank smiled.

Sean felt Ian hug him tighter.

"Still my Internet manager as I see. You don't know if they used to date?"

Mikey and Adam shrugged but Frank punched the table.

"They were hookin' up back in the day. Before Beej met Adrienne."

Sean shot him a questioning look.

"His wife. Well ex-wife. They were like, 14 when they started up? I know they were each other's first time too."

"Wait, how do you know that?!" Mikey asked, mislead.

"Get Billie drunk on vodka, he will tell you everything. Lesson learnt." Frank grinned."The guy is soooo sexy drunk anyways. If it wasn't for Gee I would be stalkin' him." he said with a perverted look.

"Stalk who?"

They turned. Gerard was standing in the doorway, followed by Ray.

"Billie Joe Armstrong, sweetie" Frank grinned deviously.

"Oh, your weird obsession. And-- SEAN! IAN!"

Gerard sqeezed them against his chest. Sean looked at his hair.

"Orange?"

"It was red before."

"Yes, I saw that."

"They're here to set up Mike and Billie!" Mikey exclaimed.

"Oh my god, do that immediatly. The sexual tension is killing me, it's properly horrible. They'll get drunk and start to flirt and touch and kiss and the day after, they do like nothing happened. And you see Billie staring at Mike's ass, or Mike glancing at Billie every single second."

"I approve" Ray said.

"Oh and Ray my friend! How is it going?" Sean asked.

"He has a girlfriend!" Gerard screamed.

"Really? Aww, I'm so happy for you!" Sean cooed.

Ian rolled his eyes.

"Let's bring back the old habits : could you be any gayer?"