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Published: 2014-06-05 23:30:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 594; Favourites: 9; Downloads: 0
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Kevin~ Who did you lie too!? Me? Or Sunil?!
You told me you only had four sexual relationships with four women. And then told him you had twenty seven!
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Sumbra: Oh well I guess I lied to the both of ye, mostly cuz I forgot whut I were doing when I wus at Sunil's age, those things came back after realizin' how much me and me son had in common.
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Kevin~ I'm confused.......Murh Ha! But either way you've earned the name Man Whore since you and Yer son have a lot in common.
So when's Yer birthday?!
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Sumbra: I don't even remember, never celebrated it before..
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Kevin~ You don't celebrate Yer birthday?! *gasp* How come you know how old you are then?
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Sumbra: I only know which year I was born, not the rest.
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Kevin~ Aww.....I feel bad for you now......
What's your favorite number from 1 to 28?
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Kevin~ Okay now pick a favorite number between one and twelve. Different or the same it doesn't matter.
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Kevin~ Now you have an honorary burthday! On the Eighth of August!
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Kevin~ Is it so wrong to want to celebrate yer burth? I mean really? And don't come around and say oh why don't you celebrate everyday or sumthin' like that.
Yer birthday is a special day it's all about you and it makes you feel....important....or suppose to make you feel important. 
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Kevin~ So how many birthdays have we missed so I know whut to put on yer birthday rat snake? 33? 32?
Sunil~ Kevin, stop with the flattery.
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Kevin~ How old are you?
Sunil~ He looks like a hundred. *joking*
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Sumbra: Ye don't remember?
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Kevin~....Wait! Yer....my favorite number! 55!
It's the number 5 with another five to back it up!
!
Sunil~ What's with you and the number five?! If she does anything where she can do five she does it!
Kevin~ Well six is an evil number.....and I'm afraid of seven.
Sunil~ Why are you afraid of seven?
Kevin~ Cuz seven ate nine! *grins with arms spread out at the joke*
Sunil~......Kevin....
youre adorable.
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Sumbra: *flickers tongue*
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Kevin~ NO! Do you have any birth records.
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Kevin~ Never mind, XD. Hmmm whut's yer favorite activity now days?
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Kevin~ Who's the most annoyin' person you've ever met?
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Kevin~ Whut makes him so annoying?
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Sumbra: His singing, his awkwardness...hell, almost everythin' 'bout 'im.
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Kevin~ Aww, Anton ain't that bad.
Sunil~ Isnt he your brother in law?
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Kevin~ I didn't know you were married to Elsa
Sunil~ Nor did I. Now better questions...What's the cutest creature you've ever seen?
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Sunil~ Ha! Told yah he didn't think Angie was the cutest thing he'd ever seen! Pay up Kevin!
Kevin~ *rolls eyes and.hands.over the cash* Who the fuck is Made Lonergreen?!
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Sumbra: Language kiddo...she's Emily's little sister.
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Kevin~ Oh so now yer gettin' onto me fer mah language, huh?
Sunil~ You know the cutest thing I've ever seen? *evil smile* the home video of Kevin when she was four singing Long Tall Texan!
Kevin~ *face turns red* Sunil No shut up!
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Sunil~ Imma Lon tull texaaan! I wear sum big back BOOTS!
*sings it like four year old Kevin*
Kevin~ *face dark red* Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Where's a rock to crawl under when yah need it?!
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Sunil~ Aw c'mon Kevin you know you were an adorable child, even the nurses at the hospital said you were the most beautiful baby they've ever seen.
Kevin~ Wuz not.....
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Sumbra: *murmurs something for himself*
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Sunil~ What was that, Old Man?
Kevin~ *looks over at Sumbra*
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Sunil~ No you have to answer it! This is an ask Sumbra!
What did you say was it something bad about Kevin?!
Kevin~ In that case plz don't answer it I've already been crushed enough today.
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Sumbra: *squints eyes* Don't fuckin' dare I would say anythin' bad 'bout Kiddo when She wusn't listenin' it wus nothin' and I already answered yer question.
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Kevin~ Yay sumone who doesn't say stuff about me in earshot!
Sunil~ I still can't believe your parents talk about you in front of you like you're not even there.
Even MY mom wouldn't do that.
Kevin~ :\ not much I can do if I open my mouth I git slapped across the face or grounded.
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Sumbra: Then I'll report 'em fer child abuse.
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Kevin~ Don' you'll only send me to a worse place, and technically a slap across the face isn't child abuse.
Sunil~ Yeah but we can report yer step dad for a lot of other shit!
Child abuse, sexual harassment, leaving you behind on a trip without realizing they left you till they got back.....
Kevin~ They still do that last part....
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Sumbra: Then I'll make sure I'll take care of ye instead of lettin' 'em send ye sumwhere else.
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Kevin~ But it's not really mah mother, as much as it is mah step dad.....I wish he was dead sometimes.....But awwwwwwww ain't you sweeter than a brand new baby!
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