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They spent the afternoon practicing the methods of amorous chasing as prescribed in their textbook by Pepe Le Pew. Hamton insisted on a measure of privacy, so they found their way to the Acme Forest and were soon bounding after each other amongst the trees. Fifi was perfectly adept at the leisurely bouncing and had no trouble at at all in catching Hamton every time, but he proved to be a bit too bouncy. Prancing about on all fours just made the poor pig bump into trees and soon he found himself ricocheting around between the tree trunks. Fifi raced after him as he came boinging through a familiar clearing with a mailbox, a tire swing and a door in the top of a tree stump.

Buster looked up at the roof of his burrow where he and Babs stood rehearsing a scene from "The Odd Couple" for acting class.

"Hey, did you hear something?" he asked Babs as she stood reading the script, dressed as the fussy Felix Ungar.

"C'mon Buster! Don't step out of character! We gotta get this right!"

"Okay, okay..." he said turning back into the slovenly Oscar Madison.

Buster stalked up to Babs, wagging a finger at her and adopted a grouchy voice as he stuck the stub of a cigar in his mouth.

"Felix! I'm crackin' up! Everything you do irritates me! And when you're not here - the things I know *gonna* do irritate me! ..You leave me little notes on my pillow. I told you a hundred times, I can't stand little notes on my pillow..."We're all out of Corn Flakes. F.U."...It took me three hours to figure out that F.U. was Felix Ungar! -"

The metal hatch on Buster's door-stump rang as Fifi bounded on top of it.

"There! Did you hear that? Somebody's at the door" Buster said as Oscar.

"Well, be a gentleman and see who it is!" Babs ad-libbed as Felix.

Buster opened the door just in time to get flattened by Hamton as he bounced by on his bottom.

"Sorry Bus-terrrr!" the pig called back as he continued to bounce along like a beach ball gone out of control.

Buster stood dazedly with miniature pigs spinning around his head. He unsquished himself just in time to have Fifi bound on top of him as she pursued Hamton.

"Come back, mon leettle peeg de` grease! Ah am coming for yooo!" Fifi called, not noticing that she'd sent Buster falling back down the hole.

Babs looked down at the trampled heap of rabbit on the floor and shook her finger at him, while shaking her head in disgust.

"Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.."

Buster's mangled finger rose from his flattened form and wagged back.

"Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use it!"

-- A Time To Every Purpose Unto Heaven, Part 12: A Time to Weep (2001)

This was drawn by the man, the myth, the legend: Dave Alvarez based on a scene from Pepe-K's fanfic.

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They spent the afternoon practicing the methods of amorous chasing as prescribed in their textbook by Pepe Le Pew. Hamton insisted on a measure of privacy, so they found their way to the Acme Forest and were soon bounding after each other amongst the trees. Fifi was perfectly adept at the leisurely bouncing and had no trouble at at all in catching Hamton every time, but he proved to be a bit too bouncy. Prancing about on all fours just made the poor pig bump into trees and soon he found himself ricocheting around between the tree trunks. Fifi raced after him as he came boinging through a familiar clearing with a mailbox, a tire swing and a door in the top of a tree stump.

Buster looked up at the roof of his burrow where he and Babs stood rehearsing a scene from "The Odd Couple" for acting class.

"Hey, did you hear something?" he asked Babs as she stood reading the script, dressed as the fussy Felix Ungar.

"C'mon Buster! Don't step out of character! We gotta get this right!"

"Okay, okay..." he said turning back into the slovenly Oscar Madison.

Buster stalked up to Babs, wagging a finger at her and adopted a grouchy voice as he stuck the stub of a cigar in his mouth.

"Felix! I'm crackin' up! Everything you do irritates me! And when you're not here - the things I know *gonna* do irritate me! ..You leave me little notes on my pillow. I told you a hundred times, I can't stand little notes on my pillow..."We're all out of Corn Flakes. F.U."...It took me three hours to figure out that F.U. was Felix Ungar! -"

The metal hatch on Buster's door-stump rang as Fifi bounded on top of it.

"There! Did you hear that? Somebody's at the door" Buster said as Oscar.

"Well, be a gentleman and see who it is!" Babs ad-libbed as Felix.

Buster opened the door just in time to get flattened by Hamton as he bounced by on his bottom.

"Sorry Bus-terrrr!" the pig called back as he continued to bounce along like a beach ball gone out of control.

Buster stood dazedly with miniature pigs spinning around his head. He unsquished himself just in time to have Fifi bound on top of him as she pursued Hamton.

"Come back, mon leettle peeg de` grease! Ah am coming for yooo!" Fifi called, not noticing that she'd sent Buster falling back down the hole.

Babs looked down at the trampled heap of rabbit on the floor and shook her finger at him, while shaking her head in disgust.

"Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.."

Buster's mangled finger rose from his flattened form and wagged back.

"Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use it!"

-- A Time To Every Purpose Unto Heaven, Part 12: A Time to Weep (2001)

This was drawn by the man, the myth, the legend: Dave Alvarez based on a scene from Pepe-K's fanfic.