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"CONGRATULATIONS, ERIN. YOU'VE PROVEN YOURSELF A WORTHY ASSET TO THIS COMPANY AND THEREFORE WE'VE DECIDED TO UPGRADE YOU TO THE NEXT LEVEL. OR SHOULD WE SAY... DOWNGRADE."

"YOU SEE ERIN, ALL THE JOBS THAT CAN BE ACCOMPLISHED FOR YOUR POSITION CAN BE DONE AT ANY SIZE. AS LONG AS YOU HAVE YOUR TABLET WITH YOU, ANY MENIAL TASKWORK IS ACCOMPLISHABLE. HOWEVER IF YOU WERE TO TAKE ON MORE RESPONSIBILITY WITHIN THE COMPANY, SOME TASKS MAY REQUIRE YOU TO BE SHRUNK DOWN TO THE SIZE YOU ARE CURRENTLY AT. THE PROCESS IS REVERSIBLE AND YOU WILL ONLY BE SHRUNK ON COMPANY GROUNDS, BUT NO JOBS WILL BE OUT OF YOUR REACH, ALL WILL BE AT YOUR LEVEL. HOWEVER SINCE THIS LEVEL IS EQUAL WITH THE GROUND, YOU MAY BE ASKED TO DO THINGS LIKE MASSAGE MY FEET OR CLEAN MY SHOES FROM TIME TO TIME. YOU MAY ALSO BE BROUGHT ONTO THE TABLE AT CONFERENCES TO TAKE DICTATION AND COORDINATE EVENTS. ANY AND ALL OF THESE TASKS WILL BE RUN BY ME FIRST SO THAT I DON'T HAVE OTHER DEPARTMENTS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU. THERE ARE LITTLE MEN AND WOMEN ALL OVER THIS BUILDING DOING ALL SORTS OF "SMALL WORK", BUT I'VE TAKEN A SHINE TO YOU AND WANTED TO OFFER YOU THE POSITION CLOSEST TO ME. I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT YOU WILL BE TREATED WELL HERE, AND THE PAY AND BENEFITS ARE PROBABLY A LITTLE MORE GENEROUS THAN YOU WERE EXPECTING FOR AN ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION."

"I'VE SHRUNK YOU DOWN TO GIVE YOU A TASTE OF WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE HELD. TO BE CARRIED. TO BE IN THE GRIP OF A PERSON MANY TIMES YOUR SIZE. IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE A JOB WHERE YOU ARE SUBJECTED TO THESE MINOR INCONVENIENCES, I THINK YOU'LL BE ABLE TO BECOME A WORTHY ADDITION TO THE FULL TIME FAMILY HERE. IF NOT, WE CAN SIMPLY RE-ENLARGE YOU AND SEND YOU ON YOUR WAY WITH A RECOMMENDATION. THE CHOICE IS YOURS... BUT I THINK YOU KNOW YOU WON'T FIND A BETTER OFFER ANYTIME SOON."

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"CONGRATULATIONS, ERIN. YOU'VE PROVEN YOURSELF A WORTHY ASSET TO THIS COMPANY AND THEREFORE WE'VE DECIDED TO UPGRADE YOU TO THE NEXT LEVEL. OR SHOULD WE SAY... DOWNGRADE."

"YOU SEE ERIN, ALL THE JOBS THAT CAN BE ACCOMPLISHED FOR YOUR POSITION CAN BE DONE AT ANY SIZE. AS LONG AS YOU HAVE YOUR TABLET WITH YOU, ANY MENIAL TASKWORK IS ACCOMPLISHABLE. HOWEVER IF YOU WERE TO TAKE ON MORE RESPONSIBILITY WITHIN THE COMPANY, SOME TASKS MAY REQUIRE YOU TO BE SHRUNK DOWN TO THE SIZE YOU ARE CURRENTLY AT. THE PROCESS IS REVERSIBLE AND YOU WILL ONLY BE SHRUNK ON COMPANY GROUNDS, BUT NO JOBS WILL BE OUT OF YOUR REACH, ALL WILL BE AT YOUR LEVEL. HOWEVER SINCE THIS LEVEL IS EQUAL WITH THE GROUND, YOU MAY BE ASKED TO DO THINGS LIKE MASSAGE MY FEET OR CLEAN MY SHOES FROM TIME TO TIME. YOU MAY ALSO BE BROUGHT ONTO THE TABLE AT CONFERENCES TO TAKE DICTATION AND COORDINATE EVENTS. ANY AND ALL OF THESE TASKS WILL BE RUN BY ME FIRST SO THAT I DON'T HAVE OTHER DEPARTMENTS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU. THERE ARE LITTLE MEN AND WOMEN ALL OVER THIS BUILDING DOING ALL SORTS OF "SMALL WORK", BUT I'VE TAKEN A SHINE TO YOU AND WANTED TO OFFER YOU THE POSITION CLOSEST TO ME. I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT YOU WILL BE TREATED WELL HERE, AND THE PAY AND BENEFITS ARE PROBABLY A LITTLE MORE GENEROUS THAN YOU WERE EXPECTING FOR AN ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION."

"I'VE SHRUNK YOU DOWN TO GIVE YOU A TASTE OF WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE HELD. TO BE CARRIED. TO BE IN THE GRIP OF A PERSON MANY TIMES YOUR SIZE. IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE A JOB WHERE YOU ARE SUBJECTED TO THESE MINOR INCONVENIENCES, I THINK YOU'LL BE ABLE TO BECOME A WORTHY ADDITION TO THE FULL TIME FAMILY HERE. IF NOT, WE CAN SIMPLY RE-ENLARGE YOU AND SEND YOU ON YOUR WAY WITH A RECOMMENDATION. THE CHOICE IS YOURS... BUT I THINK YOU KNOW YOU WON'T FIND A BETTER OFFER ANYTIME SOON."