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Published: 2017-10-05 21:27:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 7684; Favourites: 213; Downloads: 31
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If someone's swearing in your Christian server, use this.Donkey Kong belongs to Nintendo
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(also, do you think it's time to end this comment chain? we have better things to do rather than this lol)
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Yes sir, officer! My appollogies for swearing so vigorously...
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I have the fucking need to do Mature 17+ shit, so let's kick ass like Travis Motherfucking Touchdown!
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Not advertiser-friendly, you have been demonetized
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WHAT THE FUCK??!! DAMMIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! PISS!!!!!
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Double demonetized. You're definitely not going to heaven after thisΒ
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Ah, shit. I'm severely fucked.
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Triple demonetized. Better stop before he starts firing in spurts
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Fuck! Gotta run fast as fuck!
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Wait, didn't you comment on this post a long time ago? Why are you coming back to do this again?
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Oh, fuck.
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No, I'm genuinely curious as to why you're coming back here to start another comment chain like this.
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ExpandΒ DΒ E M O N E T I Z E D
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-gets crushed by demonetization sign- cool and bad
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Officer Kong has granted you permission to do so, as long as you don't utter the words of the devil
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Oh frick, that felt nice.
Oops.
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Not advertiser-friendly, you have been demonetized
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H E C K ! ! !
At least he didn't start sh- *gets shot by the Swear Police Officer*
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RIP
Jamie261gdg
Shot by a coconut gun for swearing in a family-friendly christian server
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*earrape sad violin*
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DK works as a swear officer? Well expand my dong.
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Not advertiser-friendly, you have been demonetized
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( Ν‘Β° ΚΜ― Ν‘Β°)
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Rat shit, bat shit, dirty fuckin' twat! Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot, Hooray, lizard shit, blow me.
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*coconut gun starts firing in spurts*
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*Pulls out Uno reverse card*
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkDMz2β¦
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Welp guys, we did it. Censorship is no more.
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Shit your right that is a serious offenseΒ Β Β Β Β
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And you just committed said offence. You've beenΒ demonetized.
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WAIT NO PLEASE I ACTUALLY DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE I SAID THAT GIMME ANOTHER CHANCE
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Just this once only. Don't waste this blessing
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"This Kong's one HELL of a guy!"
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Officer Kong can't demonetize you right now. Due to the revelation that his favourite song having a non-advertiser friendly word in it, he is currently busy having an existential crisis.
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Thank the great coconut cream pies above.
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Not advertiser-friendly, you have been demonetized
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You can't do this to me. I have 4 wives, 7 kids, and 28 cats to feed. You monster.
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Shouldn't have sworn on my Christian server then
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F r i c k i n g N i g g a
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