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well it's not their problem your boat crashed :l you're just bad sailors u__u
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OH SURE, YOU KNOW.
THEY JUST HEARD THESE NATURALLY HYPNOTIZING VOICES.
THAT TOLD THEM SOME HOT CHICKS WERE WAITING ON AN ISLAND FOR THEM.
ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS CRASH INTO THE ROCKS AND DIE.
And it's not like the Sirens don't know they have naturally hypnotizing singing voices.
They just do it out of a sadistic pleasure.
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well, girls are like that you know : D You're too easy~ <3
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Oh of course, expect ordinary men to not by hypnotized by unnatural forces.
Just like how you wouldn't be seduced by Zeus if he were in a form of a Swan.
OH WAIT YOU WOULD.
CAUSE HE'S ZEUS.
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BUT HE'S ZEUS.
AND A GOD OF LIGHTNING.
So you couldn't resist even if you wanted to.
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oh? do you have some personal experiances then? TwT
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What? No.
I don't swing that way doll face.
Besides he's Poseidon brother.
Who everyone hates.
Anyway he's a god so he has some hypno powers or some hoobla.
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well if he can use his hypno powers then it doesn't matter which way you swing~ >
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Well that and Zeus isn't really for the homobuttz thing.
He strictly does women. Most likely ones he is not married to.
Whether or not his wife/sister approves.
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but who knows if he has some dark desires... >8D You can never trust the greeks!
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Ehhh... no.
Not as far as I know.
Zeus would bang his own sister than a dude.
I mean after all that's what he's married to.
Besides if anyone greek god was gay it would be that one god that likes to party.
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I heard that back in the good days almost every greek guy had a secret male lover even if they were straight : D
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Not Zeus.
CAUSE HE'S KING OF THE GODS.
Had to keep a profile.
Also Hades never had a greek guy.
But he did have an enslaved wife.
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everyone has dirty little secrets~ >83
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oh there's too many~ but they wouldn't be secrets anymore if I'd tell you : D
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Well you could give me hints.
Wouldn't hurt nobodies~
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hmm.. well, I have this one little fantasy of having sex with a man, but let's pretend I never said anything, cause that would really ruin my reputation as a lesbian, right? XD
So, now I've shared one of my darkest secrets, now's your turn! 8c
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Well that was more a dark fantasy than secret... but I suppose I'll play the game.
Well... umm... I would like to do things with a girl with bold Tan lines.
I mean artsy tan lines. Why? Well I find it to be exotic. Plus to be appealing it would take time and effort to do.
I know it's a bit selfish really.
But importantly now that I think about it, your secret isn't so terrible.
If anything it's just a natural interest. Sort of like forbidden fruit.
Now if you wanted to do it with a Gay man then it would be a totally different story.
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but it's a secret fantasy!
but it's not like I label myself as a "true" lesbian, it's more the society that labels me as that. Not that I mind. But yeah, out of curiousity, mostly : D
but hmm, tan lines... nice! *thumbs up* It really does sound exotic~
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OH yeah, I understand that.
Cause you know I'm not really a bonified badass and bully.
It's just the roll I fell into after bullying my whole school with an iron fist.
Really all I want to do is grow vegetables and fight bears.
Is that so bad? Either way I have to keep up being a badass while taking part in the world wide Badass stuff.
Also please don't tell anyone about this secret.
Cause if the Council of badassery found out they might punish me.
Which is bad. It will probably involve the pit of Comic Con. Where Greasy annoying nerds line the walls and space of a deep deep hole.
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yeah we all have roles to play in this society :l
so don't worry, let's keep this between us~
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Okay.
But letting you know if you blab I'll climb out of that pit and drag you down with me.
Or at least my malicious evil spirit will.
But yeah, between us buddies~ ;D
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oh yeah, my lips are sealed! :3
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They best be. :U
Oh! On more thing, I just looked at your user page and noticed the picture.
Is your hair really like that?
Cause if so, that's pretty neat.
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they are β₯
yeah they are, it's the "common" lesbian haircut here in Finland XD
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WAIT YOU LIVE IN FINLAND!?
HOLY SHIT THAT'S SO AWESOME.
ON MAN, OH MAN, I BET YOU HAVE VIKINGS THERE.
WERE YOU LIVE.
CAUSE MAN THOSE GUYS WERE COOL.
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yeah I do XD But no vikings here, I think they're more like Norway's stuff? :'D But we have santa! 8D
Anyway right now I would love to live anywhere but here, because the winter is coming and damn it gets cold D:
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OH... well Santa is cool to.
Well I live in Washington State and... it always rains here.
Well, not always but most of the time. :U
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yeah, right XD
I don't know which one is worse, constant rain or cold :'D
...well at least we have pretty summers O^O
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Yeah, well we have pretty summers to when it isn't constantly rai- OH... Oh... oh...
Well Rain is pretty bothersome so I guess the cold is better.
Then again it means we never really get any black ice and any Snow melts after the first rainfall practically.
I don't know actually, it's like a double edged sword really.
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What? No.
I don't swing that way doll face.
Besides he's Poseidon brother.
Who everyone hates.
Anyway he's a god so he has some hypno powers or some hoobla.
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sΓ€ oot ihan Γ€lyttΓΆmΓ€n kaunis β₯ ja lahjakas!
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maaaawww kiitoksia! >u< β₯
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sopivasti osu just tietokoneen ruutu heijastamaan laseista XD
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hee thank you XD i'm such a wannabe-badass XD
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lol wanna-be!? over where I live, you're like gonna be the pimp-in-est person evah
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oh nice! β₯ I should come over there and be the king of cool XD
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XD you'd hate it here. everyone has long hair and ugh >.> they all look the same. and are the same.
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well at least I would feel myself special XD sometimes it feels that in here everyone (especially if you're a lesbian XD) is soooo "special" that we all actually look just the same :'D
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._. we no haz lesbians D': oh the agony.
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