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So on top of all the other problems that "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" already had, the film also
has a TON of plot holes that don't make ANY DAMN SENSE!

First of all, it has been CLEARLY STATED in the show that the boys let alone most of the other kids of South Park,
have ALREADY known about EVER SENSE the VERY BEGINNING of this SERIES, LONG BEFORE they ever saw the "Terrance and Phillip" movie!
So how could they NOT have known about ANY of these curse words when they said plenty of them all the time before they saw the movie?

Second, at the start of movie during the first song "Mountain Town", it's mentioned that Saddam Hussein got killed by a pack of wild boars,
EVEN THOUGH when we last saw him in the episode "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus", he and the Iranians were SUFFOCATED to
DEATH by the Canadian's "CHEMICAL WARFARE"! What the Hell in "Carmen Sandiego" happened in between those events?! Did the Canadians cover up
the whole thing to prevent them from being labeled as TERRORISTS, even though Terrance and Phillip's plan saved the ENTIRE country from
Iraqi DOMINATION? I guess there is AT LEAST one thing that we CAN "Blame Canada" for, with them LITERALLY keeping skeletons in the closet!
And this NOT EVEN the LAST continuity error they made with Saddam's storyline in this series! (But that's a another story.)

Speaking of which according to the prophesy, HOW exactly is the death of Terrance and Phillip supposed to be the final sign of the Apocalypse anyway?
I know how they say in the film, on how the entire economy of Canada is based on the Canadian duo, with more than 1/3rd of the economy
depending on Terrance and Phillip, but what EXACTLY is so special about these two that make their deaths the key to Satan and Saddam's
plans to take over the world? (Well other than spilling the blood of the innocent anyway.)

Also WHY in the name of "Celestia" is "Sweet Zombie Jesus" part of the American-Censorship-Nazi Army in the war?! Whatever happened to Jesus’s Teachings
of "Love your neighbor as yourself.", "Don’t be hypocritical.", "Don’t judge others.", or even "Matthew 5:39", "But I tell you, don't resist him who is evil;
but whoever strikes you on your right cheek, turn to him the other also."? Even God would SMITE Sheila off the face of the earth for all of the BIGOTRY and
ATTEMPTED GENOCIDE she tried to invoke on the Canadian people!

Even the ending has a bunch of problems! As I ranted about in my last review, I was COMPLETELY BAFFLED about how the scene were Sheila has this moment
of realization at the scene of the war after the other members of M.A.C. leave angrily saying it has gone too far ONLY to suddenly have her revert to
her old mean-spirited self as if the previous moment had NEVER happened! And if the writers wanted to make her more sympathetic as she saw what the
war lead to, then WHY did they have it occur RIGHT AFTER she shot Terrance and Phillip and SUMMONED Satan and Saddam from Hell INSTEAD of the
previous scene?! It just makes her look MORE DERANGED and UNSYMPATHETIC than she ALREADY was throughout almost the whole film up to this point!

Also I am still DOWNRIGHT INFURIATED at how Sheila NEVER got any repercussions for all of the HORRIBLE ATROCITIES she inflicted on the Canadian people,
LET ALONE APOLOGISED to or PROPERLY RECONCILED with them! I guess you can make the argument that she make up with them offscreen and even
"Mountain Town (Reprise)" at the end hints at that, but we NEVER saw it happen, and like I said, it STILL doesn't make up for all of the
Nazi-esque BIGOTRY and ATTEMPTED GENOCIDE she caused, ESPECIALLY when she ALMOST DESTROYED the world with her MORTAL OUTRAGE!
Why didn't the American or Canadian Army try to ARREST and have her EXECUTED, or at least have her sent to a woman's prison facility or something?!
Again she basically doesn't SUFFER the CONSEQUENCES, DESPITE her regret and remorse and for her apologizing to and reconciling with Kyle!
She doesn't get PUNISHED, she doesn't DIE, she gets away with it! No COMEUPPANCE! No ENDGAME! NOTHING!
And I've already torn apart EVERY SINGLE DAMN REASON as to way this woman is such a DESPICABLE BIATCH in the previous review,
so I don't want to come off sounding like I'm just REGURGITATING my own rants!

AND ANOTHER THING, if Satan could be able to grant Kenny's wish to restore the world back to what is was before the war started, then WHY couldn't he
have also ERASED everyone's memories of everything that happened during the war?! I know it would probably retcon the movie itself out of existence and
would completely negate the whole message about the dangers of censorship and bad parenting, but I would have preferred that over all of the
FUCKING BULLSHIT this film had subjected me to, and besides considering how everyone STILL remembers all of the TERRIBLE things that Sheila did,
NOBODY would EVER forgive that XENOPHOBIC MONSTER for her actions and with the American-Canadian War being WORSE than World War II, it all needed to be
erased out of existence anyway! Or better yet, have Thanos use the Infinity Gauntlet to LITERALLY SNAP Sheila OUT OF EXISTENCE, THAT would DEFINITELY
make the world a BETTER PLACE! They even mentioned these events in a future episode "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow", and they said
that 8 million people had lost their life's during the war! (Even though they were all brought back to life in the end anyway.) At least when Mewtwo erased
everyone's memories of the events in "Pokémon: The First Movie", it was because it realized that it is one's choices, not the circumstances of their birth,
that determines their identity after Ash was brought back to life after he sacrificed himself to try and stop the fight between it and Mew
and the Pokémon and the clones. While it did retcon the movie itself out of existence completely negating the message about "fighting is wrong",
the message was very hypocritical due to the fact that this particular franchise that was all about fighting, and Mewtwo was probably just
trying to prevent anyone evil from finding it to use for diabolical purposes just like Giovanni tried to do with it earlier. So why Satan didn't just
do the same for Kenny showing him to getting out of his abusive relationship with Saddam makes NO SENSE!

And when Kenny makes his wish to restore the world despite that would probably be sent back to Hell, why couldn't he just wish for everything
to return to how it was before the war AND before he tried to light his fart on fire? That way NOT ONLY would the world be returned to normal and
everyone who lost their life's brought back, but he WOULD ALSO be brought back to life as well and be reunited with all his friends and family!
Now I know that a lot of you are probably going to send me comments telling that there is a legit as to why Kenny would sacrifice himself for
the good of the world, but I couldn't locate any information about it anywhere and all I could FIND in relation to it was this incomplete
translation from the film's script...

Satan: I have you to thank, little one. You showed me that I had to get away from him. Just make any wish you want, and I shall grant it.
Kenny: (I want everything to go back to the way it was before.)
Stan: [gasps] Are you sure, Kenny?
General: What did he say?
Stan: He said his wish is for everything to go back, the way it was, before this horrible war.
Chef: Kenny, you realize that means you'd go back, too.
Kenny: (I know, but I learned something today. In the end...) [continues speaking] (...and I knew I had to do it for all the lives in the world.)

As you have read, the majority of Kenny's speech hasn't been fully translated, so it's never made clear what Kenny was talking about. (Aside from it
probably having something to do with the themes of the movie.) So I don't completely understand why Kenny didn't just wish himself back to life
along with restoring the world back to normal. (Then again, considering how Kenny has had such a miserable lifestyle with him being poor and getting killed
off in almost every episode up to "Kenny Dies", and him being allowed entry into Heaven for his self-sacrifice, I would probably take the opportunity to stay
in eternal peace in heavenly paradise with a bunch of beautiful naked women as well if I was in his position, or in my case getting to live in
Equestria and hanging out all the time with anypony/creature as my best friends. Yeah I'm a hardcore brony, so what of it?)

Meanwhile we see Satan take Mr. Hat with him back to Hell to be his new best friend, but he ends up coming back in South Park in later episodes
with NO EXPLANATION as if this never happened! We don't EVEN see Mr. Garrison get him back or anything! At least when a similar instance
happened in "Halloween Is Grinch Night", we were given a reason as to why Max left the Grinch to go home with Euchariah because he was being
overworked and abused by his master throughout the special, although it still doesn't explain why he would eventually return to the Grinch
in "How the Grinch Stole Christmas", sense this special is supposed to be a prequel to the original. But here there's nothing! However according to
an article on the website "Showbiz Cheat Sheet", it said that the movie was originally intended to be the finale to "South Park", but Trey Parker and
Matt Stone decided to keep the show going due to it's huge popularity (similar to how the 2004 "SpongeBob SquarePants" movie was intended to end
that series and yet it kept going too), so I guess that small lack of continuity was just a bit of an oversight on the writers,
sense they didn't know if the series was going to continue at the time, but it still doesn't make much sense.
(I'll leave a link in the deception to that article if you want more information.)

And finally, when Kenny's wish restores the world back to what is was before the war began and everyone who was killed is brought back to life,
WHY wasn't Ze Mole brought back to life as well?! Yeah I know that he was a MAJOR BLASPHEMIST towards God, but he was one of the best characters to
come out of this film and he only got 15 MINUTES of SCREENTIME before he was MAULED to DEATH by a pack of guard dogs! So why did they even bother to
introduce this character if they were just going to kill him off in LITERALLY his first appearance? Yes he does make a very brief cameo in
"Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub" on the "Conan O'Brien" show which seems to imply that he WAS brought back to life at the end of the film,
but we never see him again after that! And that's another why I HATE this film, because they had created a great character who could have been one
of the most popular and favorite ones on the show, and yet they did NOTHING with him! And that sucks because I really enjoy this character and I would
have LOVED to see him appear in more episodes and to see what they could do with him, but INSTEAD they've COMPLETELY WASTED a PERFECT OPPORTUNITY for
introducing a new recurring character and didn't give a RAT'S ASS about ANY of the fan's reactions to this! FUCK YOU Trey Parker and Matt Stone!
You're about as reliable as Jeff Goldblum in "Jurassic Park: The Lost World"!

Even Satan killing off Saddam in the end angry at him for his constant neglect and abuse seems rather pointless, sense he just comes back in
the Season 4 2 part episode "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?" and "Probably", plus Saddam was already dead (well technically UNDEAD depending on how you
look that it) and he would just appear back in Hell due to his genocide and crimes against humanity anyway. Hell we EVEN see him singing
"Mountain Town (Reprise)" along with the rest of the cast at the end! Come on Satan! Where did you think he was gonna go? Detroit?

Also the songs "Wendy's Song", "Hell Isn't Good", and "The Mole's Reprise" aren't included on the soundtrack album of the film for some reason.
There is a "Complete Motion Picture Soundtrack" version of the album that contains all of the songs and underscore, but it's very rare and
hard to come by. So why weren't those songs added into the original soundtrack album? Maybe there wasn't enough on the disc or something.

In conclusion, these continuity errors are so LUDICROUS that they EVEN make the ones from "Quest for Camelot" look PLAUSIBLE in comparison!
At least some of those plot holes were technically explained, just not very well. (Check out the Nostalgia Critic's review of the film and his
Next Top 11 Fuckups list for more details.) Who better to react to all of this than Kronk?

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Description
So on top of all the other problems that "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" already had, the film also
has a TON of plot holes that don't make ANY DAMN SENSE!

First of all, it has been CLEARLY STATED in the show that the boys let alone most of the other kids of South Park,
have ALREADY known about EVER SENSE the VERY BEGINNING of this SERIES, LONG BEFORE they ever saw the "Terrance and Phillip" movie!
So how could they NOT have known about ANY of these curse words when they said plenty of them all the time before they saw the movie?

Second, at the start of movie during the first song "Mountain Town", it's mentioned that Saddam Hussein got killed by a pack of wild boars,
EVEN THOUGH when we last saw him in the episode "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus", he and the Iranians were SUFFOCATED to
DEATH by the Canadian's "CHEMICAL WARFARE"! What the Hell in "Carmen Sandiego" happened in between those events?! Did the Canadians cover up
the whole thing to prevent them from being labeled as TERRORISTS, even though Terrance and Phillip's plan saved the ENTIRE country from
Iraqi DOMINATION? I guess there is AT LEAST one thing that we CAN "Blame Canada" for, with them LITERALLY keeping skeletons in the closet!
And this NOT EVEN the LAST continuity error they made with Saddam's storyline in this series! (But that's a another story.)

Speaking of which according to the prophesy, HOW exactly is the death of Terrance and Phillip supposed to be the final sign of the Apocalypse anyway?
I know how they say in the film, on how the entire economy of Canada is based on the Canadian duo, with more than 1/3rd of the economy
depending on Terrance and Phillip, but what EXACTLY is so special about these two that make their deaths the key to Satan and Saddam's
plans to take over the world? (Well other than spilling the blood of the innocent anyway.)

Also WHY in the name of "Celestia" is "Sweet Zombie Jesus" part of the American-Censorship-Nazi Army in the war?! Whatever happened to Jesus’s Teachings
of "Love your neighbor as yourself.", "Don’t be hypocritical.", "Don’t judge others.", or even "Matthew 5:39", "But I tell you, don't resist him who is evil;
but whoever strikes you on your right cheek, turn to him the other also."? Even God would SMITE Sheila off the face of the earth for all of the BIGOTRY and
ATTEMPTED GENOCIDE she tried to invoke on the Canadian people!

Even the ending has a bunch of problems! As I ranted about in my last review, I was COMPLETELY BAFFLED about how the scene were Sheila has this moment
of realization at the scene of the war after the other members of M.A.C. leave angrily saying it has gone too far ONLY to suddenly have her revert to
her old mean-spirited self as if the previous moment had NEVER happened! And if the writers wanted to make her more sympathetic as she saw what the
war lead to, then WHY did they have it occur RIGHT AFTER she shot Terrance and Phillip and SUMMONED Satan and Saddam from Hell INSTEAD of the
previous scene?! It just makes her look MORE DERANGED and UNSYMPATHETIC than she ALREADY was throughout almost the whole film up to this point!

Also I am still DOWNRIGHT INFURIATED at how Sheila NEVER got any repercussions for all of the HORRIBLE ATROCITIES she inflicted on the Canadian people,
LET ALONE APOLOGISED to or PROPERLY RECONCILED with them! I guess you can make the argument that she make up with them offscreen and even
"Mountain Town (Reprise)" at the end hints at that, but we NEVER saw it happen, and like I said, it STILL doesn't make up for all of the
Nazi-esque BIGOTRY and ATTEMPTED GENOCIDE she caused, ESPECIALLY when she ALMOST DESTROYED the world with her MORTAL OUTRAGE!
Why didn't the American or Canadian Army try to ARREST and have her EXECUTED, or at least have her sent to a woman's prison facility or something?!
Again she basically doesn't SUFFER the CONSEQUENCES, DESPITE her regret and remorse and for her apologizing to and reconciling with Kyle!
She doesn't get PUNISHED, she doesn't DIE, she gets away with it! No COMEUPPANCE! No ENDGAME! NOTHING!
And I've already torn apart EVERY SINGLE DAMN REASON as to way this woman is such a DESPICABLE BIATCH in the previous review,
so I don't want to come off sounding like I'm just REGURGITATING my own rants!

AND ANOTHER THING, if Satan could be able to grant Kenny's wish to restore the world back to what is was before the war started, then WHY couldn't he
have also ERASED everyone's memories of everything that happened during the war?! I know it would probably retcon the movie itself out of existence and
would completely negate the whole message about the dangers of censorship and bad parenting, but I would have preferred that over all of the
FUCKING BULLSHIT this film had subjected me to, and besides considering how everyone STILL remembers all of the TERRIBLE things that Sheila did,
NOBODY would EVER forgive that XENOPHOBIC MONSTER for her actions and with the American-Canadian War being WORSE than World War II, it all needed to be
erased out of existence anyway! Or better yet, have Thanos use the Infinity Gauntlet to LITERALLY SNAP Sheila OUT OF EXISTENCE, THAT would DEFINITELY
make the world a BETTER PLACE! They even mentioned these events in a future episode "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow", and they said
that 8 million people had lost their life's during the war! (Even though they were all brought back to life in the end anyway.) At least when Mewtwo erased
everyone's memories of the events in "Pokémon: The First Movie", it was because it realized that it is one's choices, not the circumstances of their birth,
that determines their identity after Ash was brought back to life after he sacrificed himself to try and stop the fight between it and Mew
and the Pokémon and the clones. While it did retcon the movie itself out of existence completely negating the message about "fighting is wrong",
the message was very hypocritical due to the fact that this particular franchise that was all about fighting, and Mewtwo was probably just
trying to prevent anyone evil from finding it to use for diabolical purposes just like Giovanni tried to do with it earlier. So why Satan didn't just
do the same for Kenny showing him to getting out of his abusive relationship with Saddam makes NO SENSE!

And when Kenny makes his wish to restore the world despite that would probably be sent back to Hell, why couldn't he just wish for everything
to return to how it was before the war AND before he tried to light his fart on fire? That way NOT ONLY would the world be returned to normal and
everyone who lost their life's brought back, but he WOULD ALSO be brought back to life as well and be reunited with all his friends and family!
Now I know that a lot of you are probably going to send me comments telling that there is a legit as to why Kenny would sacrifice himself for
the good of the world, but I couldn't locate any information about it anywhere and all I could FIND in relation to it was this incomplete
translation from the film's script...

Satan: I have you to thank, little one. You showed me that I had to get away from him. Just make any wish you want, and I shall grant it.
Kenny: (I want everything to go back to the way it was before.)
Stan: [gasps] Are you sure, Kenny?
General: What did he say?
Stan: He said his wish is for everything to go back, the way it was, before this horrible war.
Chef: Kenny, you realize that means you'd go back, too.
Kenny: (I know, but I learned something today. In the end...) [continues speaking] (...and I knew I had to do it for all the lives in the world.)

As you have read, the majority of Kenny's speech hasn't been fully translated, so it's never made clear what Kenny was talking about. (Aside from it
probably having something to do with the themes of the movie.) So I don't completely understand why Kenny didn't just wish himself back to life
along with restoring the world back to normal. (Then again, considering how Kenny has had such a miserable lifestyle with him being poor and getting killed
off in almost every episode up to "Kenny Dies", and him being allowed entry into Heaven for his self-sacrifice, I would probably take the opportunity to stay
in eternal peace in heavenly paradise with a bunch of beautiful naked women as well if I was in his position, or in my case getting to live in
Equestria and hanging out all the time with anypony/creature as my best friends. Yeah I'm a hardcore brony, so what of it?)

Meanwhile we see Satan take Mr. Hat with him back to Hell to be his new best friend, but he ends up coming back in South Park in later episodes
with NO EXPLANATION as if this never happened! We don't EVEN see Mr. Garrison get him back or anything! At least when a similar instance
happened in "Halloween Is Grinch Night", we were given a reason as to why Max left the Grinch to go home with Euchariah because he was being
overworked and abused by his master throughout the special, although it still doesn't explain why he would eventually return to the Grinch
in "How the Grinch Stole Christmas", sense this special is supposed to be a prequel to the original. But here there's nothing! However according to
an article on the website "Showbiz Cheat Sheet", it said that the movie was originally intended to be the finale to "South Park", but Trey Parker and
Matt Stone decided to keep the show going due to it's huge popularity (similar to how the 2004 "SpongeBob SquarePants" movie was intended to end
that series and yet it kept going too), so I guess that small lack of continuity was just a bit of an oversight on the writers,
sense they didn't know if the series was going to continue at the time, but it still doesn't make much sense.
(I'll leave a link in the deception to that article if you want more information.)

And finally, when Kenny's wish restores the world back to what is was before the war began and everyone who was killed is brought back to life,
WHY wasn't Ze Mole brought back to life as well?! Yeah I know that he was a MAJOR BLASPHEMIST towards God, but he was one of the best characters to
come out of this film and he only got 15 MINUTES of SCREENTIME before he was MAULED to DEATH by a pack of guard dogs! So why did they even bother to
introduce this character if they were just going to kill him off in LITERALLY his first appearance? Yes he does make a very brief cameo in
"Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub" on the "Conan O'Brien" show which seems to imply that he WAS brought back to life at the end of the film,
but we never see him again after that! And that's another why I HATE this film, because they had created a great character who could have been one
of the most popular and favorite ones on the show, and yet they did NOTHING with him! And that sucks because I really enjoy this character and I would
have LOVED to see him appear in more episodes and to see what they could do with him, but INSTEAD they've COMPLETELY WASTED a PERFECT OPPORTUNITY for
introducing a new recurring character and didn't give a RAT'S ASS about ANY of the fan's reactions to this! FUCK YOU Trey Parker and Matt Stone!
You're about as reliable as Jeff Goldblum in "Jurassic Park: The Lost World"!

Even Satan killing off Saddam in the end angry at him for his constant neglect and abuse seems rather pointless, sense he just comes back in
the Season 4 2 part episode "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?" and "Probably", plus Saddam was already dead (well technically UNDEAD depending on how you
look that it) and he would just appear back in Hell due to his genocide and crimes against humanity anyway. Hell we EVEN see him singing
"Mountain Town (Reprise)" along with the rest of the cast at the end! Come on Satan! Where did you think he was gonna go? Detroit?

Also the songs "Wendy's Song", "Hell Isn't Good", and "The Mole's Reprise" aren't included on the soundtrack album of the film for some reason.
There is a "Complete Motion Picture Soundtrack" version of the album that contains all of the songs and underscore, but it's very rare and
hard to come by. So why weren't those songs added into the original soundtrack album? Maybe there wasn't enough on the disc or something.

In conclusion, these continuity errors are so LUDICROUS that they EVEN make the ones from "Quest for Camelot" look PLAUSIBLE in comparison!
At least some of those plot holes were technically explained, just not very well. (Check out the Nostalgia Critic's review of the film and his
Next Top 11 Fuckups list for more details.) Who better to react to all of this than Kronk?

Showbiz Cheat Sheet article: www.cheatsheet.com/entertainme…

Meme: www.deviantart.com/jamnetwork/…
Creator: www.deviantart.com

Reviews:
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