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Published: 2012-03-18 06:18:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 94923; Favourites: 3005; Downloads: 629
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Description i have no appropriate words to express.

(HEY. IF YOU USE THIS, ASK ME FIRST. I'M SERIOUS. I WILL CUT OFF YOUR NARDS.)

edit: okay, it hasn't even been 24 hours and my jaw has been dragging along the floor from all the views. i would politely go and post "thanks for the fave" on all your guys's profiles, but then i think my computer would get mad at me and purposely shut down to make way for the silent treatment. thanks, by the way <3 i'm starting to think i should do this more often

edit II: holy crap on a spatula, i made it to the fourth page thats new. usually my stuff is on like, the billionth page hahah

edit III: there are approximately 11,000 views as of this moment. I seem to have misplaced my jaw somewhere. Its dropped so far down that i think it's met Earth's molten core already. good thing i gotta spare! (booyah beotchesss)

edit III: ...the views somehow jumped 44,000 overnight. it's like the views fairy accidentally dumped all her fairy dust on this picture. i've already gone through my 4 spare jaws in the last 5 minutes, so let's just say i'm "unhinged" at the moment. toodley doos, my kung fu poos! (that made sense.)

edit IV: okay, the views are over 67,000 and i'm like, "seriously guys, go away"...naw i'm kidding, i love you! <3 (unicorns on see saws--NO MEDS--fru buu deh doo dee doo [heh heh.."doodee"..i ish mature yahh])

edit V: *burp*

edit VI: just found out my picture's been used to lecture people on starting loans. my life is now complete.
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Comments: 528

reztips In reply to ??? [2012-03-22 02:34:04 +0000 UTC]

thanks!

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sabather In reply to reztips [2012-03-22 03:31:05 +0000 UTC]

You are welcome

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junkomatic In reply to ??? [2012-03-22 01:31:58 +0000 UTC]

lol your fingernail looks like a hat

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reztips In reply to junkomatic [2012-03-22 01:37:38 +0000 UTC]

you are not the first person to say that XD

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razgriz12991 In reply to ??? [2012-03-21 17:32:45 +0000 UTC]

om nom nom....

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reztips In reply to razgriz12991 [2012-03-21 23:06:39 +0000 UTC]

hahahah you're the second person to say that XD

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razgriz12991 In reply to reztips [2012-03-22 01:39:37 +0000 UTC]

hehehe

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FrozenStrawberryCake In reply to ??? [2012-03-21 13:40:26 +0000 UTC]

awesome~~!

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reztips In reply to FrozenStrawberryCake [2012-03-21 23:06:49 +0000 UTC]

thankssss <:

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LasManiaticas In reply to ??? [2012-03-21 00:37:40 +0000 UTC]

Lunatic: Lucky you, you have more than 2 comments and 1 fave... That's my record.
Mad: Hey, don't worry sis, you get comments
Lunatic: Most are yours, sis
Mad ... True

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reztips In reply to LasManiaticas [2012-03-21 01:22:20 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahah thats sad beyond the saddest.

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LasManiaticas In reply to reztips [2012-03-24 06:45:32 +0000 UTC]

mad: it is my friend it is

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reztips In reply to LasManiaticas [2012-03-24 07:14:00 +0000 UTC]

you said it

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AngelSanto In reply to ??? [2012-03-20 23:02:18 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god xDDD

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reztips In reply to AngelSanto [2012-03-21 01:22:26 +0000 UTC]

CX

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FreeKits In reply to ??? [2012-03-20 00:00:13 +0000 UTC]

Hmm...Why 911?

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reztips In reply to FreeKits [2012-03-20 00:09:13 +0000 UTC]

911's the police/ambulance/etc?

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FreeKits In reply to reztips [2012-03-20 00:16:38 +0000 UTC]

...Okay okay I see.

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reztips In reply to FreeKits [2012-03-20 01:12:40 +0000 UTC]

haha, i see you live in the uk, what's the number there?

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FreeKits In reply to reztips [2012-03-20 02:24:35 +0000 UTC]

why you stock me!?

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reztips In reply to FreeKits [2012-03-20 03:28:24 +0000 UTC]

yeah, i'm gonna stalk you.
pshh of course i'm not gonna stalk you
eheh i got better things to do C:
i looked it up and it said 999 is the police number

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FreeKits In reply to reztips [2012-03-20 06:29:54 +0000 UTC]

you don't know how many times i called them by holding 1 button down.

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reztips In reply to FreeKits [2012-03-21 01:24:59 +0000 UTC]

hahahahah oh i'm starting to worry about you

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FreeKits In reply to reztips [2012-03-24 02:56:01 +0000 UTC]

most of the copes love me so i'm good XD

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reztips In reply to FreeKits [2012-03-24 04:24:46 +0000 UTC]

hahahah great

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FreeKits In reply to reztips [2012-03-24 04:45:46 +0000 UTC]

after my dad tried to kill me,
I had to talk to them allot.

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reztips In reply to FreeKits [2012-03-24 07:13:36 +0000 UTC]

...

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FreeKits In reply to reztips [2012-03-24 17:58:45 +0000 UTC]

so most of them are vary friendly to me.

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reztips In reply to FreeKits [2012-03-24 19:22:38 +0000 UTC]

wait are you serious?

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FreeKits In reply to reztips [2012-03-24 19:37:02 +0000 UTC]

yes,

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reztips In reply to FreeKits [2012-03-25 04:32:38 +0000 UTC]

jaysus chrysler. that really sucks! :C

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FreeKits In reply to reztips [2012-03-25 19:37:16 +0000 UTC]

Yep,
That judgmental ass.
Not you..My father XD

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reztips In reply to FreeKits [2012-03-25 20:10:41 +0000 UTC]

well, i hope you're alright.
many happy, unicorn-filled days for you. c:

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BlueBronie588 In reply to FreeKits [2012-03-20 16:12:41 +0000 UTC]

i have 112 as police number lol

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FreeKits In reply to BlueBronie588 [2012-03-20 19:56:08 +0000 UTC]

luck.

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Windskin92 In reply to ??? [2012-03-19 20:48:40 +0000 UTC]

ingenious

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reztips In reply to Windskin92 [2012-03-19 22:34:48 +0000 UTC]

CX

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JojOnny In reply to ??? [2012-03-19 20:20:02 +0000 UTC]

LOL xD

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befearless247 In reply to ??? [2012-03-19 09:01:44 +0000 UTC]

HA LOVE. that is all.

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reztips In reply to befearless247 [2012-03-19 22:35:08 +0000 UTC]

HAHA THANKS. that is all.

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CourtneyJ40 In reply to ??? [2012-03-19 05:34:56 +0000 UTC]

Hee that is funny

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reztips In reply to CourtneyJ40 [2012-03-19 05:43:08 +0000 UTC]

hee hee thanks

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DaCuteSnowbunny In reply to ??? [2012-03-19 04:08:35 +0000 UTC]

Hahahah, that's hilarious. xD

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reztips In reply to DaCuteSnowbunny [2012-03-19 04:30:24 +0000 UTC]

CX

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kratosdemonicus8 In reply to ??? [2012-03-19 03:58:28 +0000 UTC]

Omg he eated dat finger.

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reztips In reply to kratosdemonicus8 [2012-03-19 04:30:47 +0000 UTC]

cannibalism.
...handibalism.

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kratosdemonicus8 In reply to reztips [2012-03-19 05:26:53 +0000 UTC]

Lolz

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wc3troll In reply to ??? [2012-03-19 03:47:52 +0000 UTC]

Well... my night's certainly been made XD R.I.P pointer finger

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reztips In reply to wc3troll [2012-03-19 04:31:09 +0000 UTC]

hahahah CX may it rest in pieces.

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Ashenim In reply to ??? [2012-03-19 02:57:45 +0000 UTC]

I see this riiight after watching Walking Dead....that is so awesomely hilarious!

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