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Well, well, another hunter barging into my manor to try collecting my bounty. You must be the sixth or seventh one this decade. Then you must know who I am: Countess Vanessa, 300-year-old vampire Mistress who is more than happy to live here peacefully without bothering anyone. Except the last dozen or so rulers seem offended they can't claim my humble manor for their own domain, and thus keep a perpetual bounty on my head. And no, you don't look intimidating with your fancy crossbow, wooden stakes, and the phials of "holy water" you probably got scammed into thinking are legitimate; there's a reason no hunter has brought me down. I can see your shaking, but what is it, I wonder? Fear? Anxiety? Trepidation? Perhaps even lust? Hmm... you're a cute thing, and I only just cleaned up the blood from the last hunter a year ago, so if you lay down your weapons and surrender, I won't kill you. Or you can take your shot and learn like your forbearers why I'm still alive and well and why not one has ever returned. But either way, you forfeited whatever life you enjoyed before when you stepped into my parlor. So, what will it be?"

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Well, well, another hunter barging into my manor to try collecting my bounty. You must be the sixth or seventh one this decade. Then you must know who I am: Countess Vanessa, 300-year-old vampire Mistress who is more than happy to live here peacefully without bothering anyone. Except the last dozen or so rulers seem offended they can't claim my humble manor for their own domain, and thus keep a perpetual bounty on my head. And no, you don't look intimidating with your fancy crossbow, wooden stakes, and the phials of "holy water" you probably got scammed into thinking are legitimate; there's a reason no hunter has brought me down. I can see your shaking, but what is it, I wonder? Fear? Anxiety? Trepidation? Perhaps even lust? Hmm... you're a cute thing, and I only just cleaned up the blood from the last hunter a year ago, so if you lay down your weapons and surrender, I won't kill you. Or you can take your shot and learn like your forbearers why I'm still alive and well and why not one has ever returned. But either way, you forfeited whatever life you enjoyed before when you stepped into my parlor. So, what will it be?"