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Description 2ND EDIT: ITS OVER 6 THOUSANNNDDDDDD!!!! (views)
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WTF? 3,000 views? O____________o



LOL I had fun xD
Oh, and to the raving Twilight fans that are probably going to try to butcher my ass, hear this: PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE THEIR OWN OPINIONS!
*Gasp!*
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Comments: 378

pure-broken-wings In reply to ??? [2009-02-26 02:19:40 +0000 UTC]

;-; i wish i could read the books.

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RiffRaffFluff In reply to pure-broken-wings [2009-02-26 02:21:34 +0000 UTC]

I wish I could read.

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Dherrikh In reply to ??? [2009-02-26 02:19:31 +0000 UTC]

I hate twilight.....it's so lame!

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RiffRaffFluff In reply to Dherrikh [2009-02-26 02:22:04 +0000 UTC]

I know! Sense when are vicious vampires such pussies?!

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Dherrikh In reply to RiffRaffFluff [2009-02-27 01:32:22 +0000 UTC]

yeah.....vampires falling for ugly hooches...bah!....rather hug a tooth fairy from hellboy 2

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RiffRaffFluff In reply to Dherrikh [2009-02-27 03:28:51 +0000 UTC]

I second that.

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garralover In reply to RiffRaffFluff [2009-02-26 02:42:17 +0000 UTC]

YOU ARE ALL HATEERS FAGGSSSS


TWILIGHT IS LIKE THE BEST THING IN THE FREAKING UNIVERSE!!!!



I BET YOU HAVENT EVEN READ IT !!!!!!
GET TIME TO READ IT AND YOULL LEARN WHY PEOPLE THINK ITS ADDICTING DDDDDDDD

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Magus-Anarchy-13713 In reply to garralover [2010-03-06 19:46:37 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I have read it. Altogether too thoroughly. It's still crap. Also, attacking the sexual orientation of all haters is both incorrect and homophobic. The only character in the entire series worth mentioning is Jacob, he was the only thing that kept me ready Eclipse, after reading the others mostly out of curiosity and a vague hope things would get better. Twilight is an abomination against all self-respecting vampires.

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crazycitrus In reply to Magus-Anarchy-13713 [2011-01-21 11:44:52 +0000 UTC]

This.

I haven't even read the books, yet I hate Twilight.

Heard the entire books from half of my friends. It puts the hard-earned, vicious image of vampires to shame.
If Dracula was real, he would of already sucked Myer dry. Or whatever her last name is. Hell, who cares?

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Magus-Anarchy-13713 In reply to crazycitrus [2011-01-25 17:02:29 +0000 UTC]

Well, knowing her name makes it easier to hunt her down and kill her.
Also, I don't think Dracula would have drunk from her. Her blood would taste awful.

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crazycitrus In reply to Magus-Anarchy-13713 [2011-01-27 01:10:43 +0000 UTC]

True, so very true..

You're right there. He'd probably throw up at the thought of even licking her.

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chibicatprincess In reply to garralover [2009-11-25 02:32:37 +0000 UTC]

i've read it dude it sucks sorry i even read all of them i only like the parts where bella should die in them after those it's like die, dude die!

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garralover In reply to chibicatprincess [2009-12-10 02:25:06 +0000 UTC]

omfg...................

reallyy?! what does the meaning GET OVER IT mean? i mean i hate twilight now. TIMES HAVE CHANGED GO SUCK A DICK.


GEET OVER ITT.. im WAY over it. twilight can go suck your dick

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Magus-Anarchy-13713 In reply to garralover [2010-03-06 19:56:44 +0000 UTC]

Please learn to spell. I'm glad to see you have developed something resembling a brain, but now could you start USING it?

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MonochromeReflection In reply to garralover [2009-08-15 03:56:35 +0000 UTC]

And this is the most ironic comment ever

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garralover In reply to MonochromeReflection [2009-08-15 19:54:09 +0000 UTC]

D:< stopp frickin commenting mee,, i dont even know you!!!!!!!!!!!

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Magus-Anarchy-13713 In reply to garralover [2010-03-06 19:52:29 +0000 UTC]

Well, somebody had to set you straight on how much of a moron you are. If I looked in your ear, I'd see sunlight shining through from the other side.

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garralover In reply to Magus-Anarchy-13713 [2010-03-12 21:23:32 +0000 UTC]

oh wow, threatening, get a life, suck a cock, do whatever to enjoy yourself.

got it?

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Magus-Anarchy-13713 In reply to garralover [2010-03-12 22:37:20 +0000 UTC]

Ah, the sweet smell of utter hypocrisy...And what precisely is threatening about insinuating you have no brain?

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MonochromeReflection In reply to garralover [2009-08-15 19:56:37 +0000 UTC]

me*

And it's impossible to really 'know' someone :3

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garralover In reply to MonochromeReflection [2009-08-18 00:16:35 +0000 UTC]

fuckk you. leave me the frick alone stranger D:<

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Magus-Anarchy-13713 In reply to garralover [2010-03-06 19:55:22 +0000 UTC]

In other words, you're a sad, thwarted little headcase, trying to deny how pathetic you are.

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MonochromeReflection In reply to garralover [2009-08-18 00:19:27 +0000 UTC]

No

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garralover In reply to MonochromeReflection [2009-08-18 00:25:33 +0000 UTC]

FINE THEN DOUCHE

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MonochromeReflection In reply to garralover [2009-08-18 00:31:46 +0000 UTC]

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garralover In reply to MonochromeReflection [2009-08-22 21:28:30 +0000 UTC]

really
stopp acting immature

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MonochromeReflection In reply to garralover [2009-08-22 21:55:06 +0000 UTC]

You're the one who was acting immature, not me

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garralover In reply to MonochromeReflection [2009-08-23 06:38:05 +0000 UTC]

okay.....
fine have it your way

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ItsYouIDontLove In reply to garralover [2009-05-09 11:14:25 +0000 UTC]

WHO GO TWILIGHT

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Magus-Anarchy-13713 In reply to ItsYouIDontLove [2011-01-25 17:12:20 +0000 UTC]

Oh, dear lord, another one!
May I ask what the point of this (singularly inane) comment is?

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garralover In reply to ItsYouIDontLove [2009-05-14 20:50:52 +0000 UTC]

???? does that was wooo ? or who?

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auguststorm1945 In reply to garralover [2009-04-10 06:28:59 +0000 UTC]

Excuse me, but I read all four of Meyer's books. I finished them, and I thought they were great.

Then I read Sunshine by Robin McKinley. And I compared the two. And then realized that McKinley's book, by itself, had more plot, more character development, and, in general, was a more thoroughly enjoyable reading experience than all four of Meyer's books combined.

But still, I had a generally positive feeling about the books. I mean, they were at least published, and I had enjoyed reading them, as had some of my friends.

I went so far as to buy the first two for a close friend of mine.

At some point, I became embarrassed that I sent my good friend those books. Why? Because I reread them. I have suggestion for all good literature readers. Don't read a single book for four weeks. Then read all four Twilight books. Then Never Read Them Again. I read them again. I regret doing so.

I suggest you check out a number of other books before you dare to suggest it is the best thing ever.

Additionally, I can understand you loving, even obsessing over those books. what I do not understand is your hatred of those who do not obsess over those books.
I suppose I should Hate you for not reading Speaker for the Dead, Xenocide, and Children of the Mind - but no. They are what I concider superb, philosophical, thought-inspiring books. I couldn't expect someone who obsesses about Twilight to have read them.

Well, Good luck with Twilight.
Good Luck with hating those who really don't care.
And good luck with your spelling. You need it.

I would tell you to have a nice day, but, seeing as you can't spend it with the Cullens, I don't see how that would be possible.

You can message me back. Unfortunately for your pride, I don't really give a damn about you, or your obsession, or your low-level reading.

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garralover In reply to auguststorm1945 [2009-04-12 01:13:55 +0000 UTC]

why do you even care about what i say?

i mean seriously? do you guys have LIVES?

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Magus-Anarchy-13713 In reply to garralover [2010-03-06 19:51:44 +0000 UTC]

Yes, we have lives. Do you? At least I'm not lusting after a fictional paedophile. I have an amazing girlfriend, good friends and a developing interest in pyrotechnics. What do you have, other than a futile crush on a fictional character?

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RiffRaffFluff In reply to garralover [2009-02-26 02:58:49 +0000 UTC]

i read all the books freak. ^^
And why cant i have an opinion, bitch.
What, only you and all the fangirls (guys) can have an opinion. stop wasting your breath on me.

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garralover In reply to RiffRaffFluff [2009-02-28 02:55:35 +0000 UTC]

you have no idea how i am with things so

stfun

and get a life

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Magus-Anarchy-13713 In reply to garralover [2010-03-06 19:47:11 +0000 UTC]

Ah, the eloquence of today's youth! I wonder what it died of.

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RiffRaffFluff In reply to garralover [2009-02-28 03:57:03 +0000 UTC]

....why do I have the feeling that I don't care what you say?

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garralover In reply to RiffRaffFluff [2009-02-28 18:26:21 +0000 UTC]

you should thats why people are HEARTLESS like your own face

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Magus-Anarchy-13713 In reply to garralover [2010-03-06 19:49:09 +0000 UTC]

One, how can someone's face be heartless
Two, you are incredibly dim-witted and cannot spell or punctuate
Three, WHY should any right-thinking person care what you think? You're a Twilight fan, and therefore lacking in both brain cells and things to fill them with. If your precious Edward stood beside you, he wouldn't hear a thing, not because you're immune, but due to a lack of intelligent thoughts to overhear.

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RiffRaffFluff In reply to garralover [2009-02-28 19:32:50 +0000 UTC]

...how can someone's face be heartless? Oh, by the way, I gave my dA buddies the link to your page, good luck.

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Team-Alice-Cullen10 In reply to RiffRaffFluff [2010-05-22 05:32:10 +0000 UTC]

pffffft! this if fucking funny as!

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garralover In reply to RiffRaffFluff [2009-02-28 22:06:59 +0000 UTC]

so?
like i care
you just cant handle things by yourself
thats how big of a baby you are

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BackstagePrince In reply to garralover [2009-08-17 00:42:36 +0000 UTC]

OMIGOD TWILIGHT LOLLLLLZ TWILIGHT JIZZZZ

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garralover In reply to BackstagePrince [2009-08-18 00:16:50 +0000 UTC]

okay?

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Cocoalicious In reply to garralover [2009-07-07 21:01:04 +0000 UTC]

Go get a life yourself 'garralover' You only believe in somewhat life where are vampires that actually don't exist. Most of us have readed that Twilight saga and actually there's nothing special. Look at yourself. Stop reading for just few minutes and go see the true world.

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garralover In reply to Cocoalicious [2009-07-14 01:48:13 +0000 UTC]

i have stopped reading you dweeb, you dont know what i can do so, why dont you get a life and let my business be my thing. and youre pretty late just to let you know darling

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Cocoalicious In reply to garralover [2009-07-17 15:51:00 +0000 UTC]

Don't call me dear, you brown bighead thing

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garralover In reply to Cocoalicious [2009-07-23 17:11:24 +0000 UTC]

well, darling. too bad im already being as nicest to you ever. live with it freak.

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RiffRaffFluff In reply to garralover [2009-02-28 22:20:35 +0000 UTC]

Its called ' people like me.' Whats your excuse? ^^

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