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I finally woke up and it apears that I was at a high-tech Castle inside a cage. You could tell it was owned by mad scientists. I seen a scientist with an emotionless face and glasses putting a knocked out Koala in another cage. This gave me the impression that this is where they take animals and try evil experiments on them and to my horror I was some what right. The emotionless scientist took me out of the cage and put me on this large slab and in front of me was this giant machine ray and beside me were two freaky looking mad scientists, one has a giant head and had an N on it and the other scientist had bolts on the side of his head. They looked very nervous because I was there first experiment. They activated the giant machine ray that they called the Evolvo Ray. It zapped me and I was morphed into a mutated anthropoid but they forgot to turn off the Evolvo Ray and it zapped me again which caused my skin hair to turn blue and my toe nails to look like thorns. After they hypnotised me with the Cortex Vortex, the big headed scientist named Neo Cortex and the bolted scientist named Nitrus Brio tested me if I had any brain damage or any mental disorder from the second zap but I seemed pretty smart and sane."If he doesn't have anything wrong with him then he can still easily snap when stressed out badly." Brio told Cortex. "Why didn't you tell me this sooner? Now we haft to pamper him!" yelled Cortex to Brio. But I seemed so sane that they originally named me Rational Roo, instead of Ripper Roo.