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Ripper-Roo14 — The Ripper Roo Story part 3 [NSFW]
Published: 2010-08-06 21:36:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 236; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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Description After testing me they sent me to my new room while Cortex and Brio were evolving the Koala, a potoroo and a numbat. After they were all evolved I got to meet them. I wanted to meet the numbat first because the koala had brain damage and the Potoroo seemed like a vain ass hole. "Hey, What's your name?" I greeted him. "Uh uh uh I'm Nervy." he replied timidly. "well, jeeze no wonder why the scientists named you that, your nervous and timid!" I told him. "Yeah, the the the scientists said it's a side side side effect from the ev-ev-evolvo ray." he told me. "you could be worse, you could easily go insane like me!" I told him. "I'll see ya around." I also told him. I then met the dim-witted Koala Kong, I tried talking to him but he couldn't talk from his retardation. So I met the last and worst of all of them, Pinstripe Potoroo. He talked and acted like a mafian, arrogant and ruthless. "A blue kangaroo, eh? What a freak!" he scolded me. "An italion rat, what a creep." I replied. "I'm a potoroo also known as a marsupial just like you, my underling!" he replied. "Yeah, well at least I don't look like a rat!" I replied. "At least I got the looks, you fugly kangaroo!" he replied. We both snarled at each other then we heard Neo Cortex on the loud speaker saying "All minions report to the notification room to be evaluated to get your jobs."
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