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Absol is the easiest Pokémon to make puns with, we all have to agree on that one, don’t we WolfSummer60? I always imagined Absol’s axe thingy as a phone that he could just flip down and call whoever he wanted so now he’s the manager of Round the PokéBall Diner, a fine establishment, purely because of his design.
Absol- Hello! This is Round the PokéBall Diner. How may I help you?
Customer- Hey, can I have a green PokéPuff?
Absol- Mmhmm
Customer- A salad?
Absol- Mmhmm
Customer- And two Lemonades?
Absol- I’m sorry, we’re currently out of Lemonades due to my employee drinking them all.
Customer- Then do you have MooMoo Milks?
Absol- Yes, yes we do.
Customer- I’ll take two of those then, please.
Absol- Okay
Customer- That’ll be all.
Absol- Okay, have a nice day.
Customer- Thank you, you too.
-bzz-
Did I have to write that all? No. Why did I write that all? Cause. Am I pathetic? Maybe.
But Absol deserves the credit.

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Absol is the easiest Pokémon to make puns with, we all have to agree on that one, don’t we WolfSummer60? I always imagined Absol’s axe thingy as a phone that he could just flip down and call whoever he wanted so now he’s the manager of Round the PokéBall Diner, a fine establishment, purely because of his design.
Absol- Hello! This is Round the PokéBall Diner. How may I help you?
Customer- Hey, can I have a green PokéPuff?
Absol- Mmhmm
Customer- A salad?
Absol- Mmhmm
Customer- And two Lemonades?
Absol- I’m sorry, we’re currently out of Lemonades due to my employee drinking them all.
Customer- Then do you have MooMoo Milks?
Absol- Yes, yes we do.
Customer- I’ll take two of those then, please.
Absol- Okay
Customer- That’ll be all.
Absol- Okay, have a nice day.
Customer- Thank you, you too.
-bzz-
Did I have to write that all? No. Why did I write that all? Cause. Am I pathetic? Maybe.
But Absol deserves the credit.