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Pitch Perfect: What’s the big deal, EVERY guy thinks Princess Cadance is super pretty!
Salespitch: She’s MARRIED, it’s not appropriate!
Pitch Perfect: You’re not appropriate!
Salespitch: Your mom’s not appropriate!
Pitch Perfect: I’m telling Mom you said that!
Pitch Black: You two do know the camera’s still on, right?
Salespitch: ……………Great. If you need me, I’ll be in my room for the rest of the year.
Pitch Perfect: *evil little sister giggle*

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The Complete "I Am Not An Alicorn" Ask Blog can be found over HERE

The Pitch Siblings (Salespitch, Pitch Perfect, and Pitch Black) belong to me. MLP belongs to Hasbro. Salespitch has a rare genetic condition and is not actually an alicorn (thus the blog title )

Description

Pitch Perfect: What’s the big deal, EVERY guy thinks Princess Cadance is super pretty!
Salespitch: She’s MARRIED, it’s not appropriate!
Pitch Perfect: You’re not appropriate!
Salespitch: Your mom’s not appropriate!
Pitch Perfect: I’m telling Mom you said that!
Pitch Black: You two do know the camera’s still on, right?
Salespitch: ……………Great. If you need me, I’ll be in my room for the rest of the year.
Pitch Perfect: *evil little sister giggle*

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The Complete "I Am Not An Alicorn" Ask Blog can be found over HERE

The Pitch Siblings (Salespitch, Pitch Perfect, and Pitch Black) belong to me. MLP belongs to Hasbro. Salespitch has a rare genetic condition and is not actually an alicorn (thus the blog title )