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Published: 2005-03-07 20:27:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 7907; Favourites: 68; Downloads: 477
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slave-to-the-grave In reply to ??? [2005-03-07 22:26:01 +0000 UTC]

welcome.....

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rntrnt In reply to slave-to-the-grave [2005-03-08 10:37:38 +0000 UTC]

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slave-to-the-grave In reply to rntrnt [2005-03-08 19:46:50 +0000 UTC]

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ULTiMATEgfx In reply to ??? [2005-03-07 20:40:25 +0000 UTC]

The exausts on those things are tiny.

Just saying.

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rntrnt In reply to ULTiMATEgfx [2005-03-07 20:44:56 +0000 UTC]




small enough to make love to?

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ULTiMATEgfx In reply to rntrnt [2005-03-07 20:53:41 +0000 UTC]

I doubt it, unless the female car is easily arouses.

Presuming that it's a male and a female.

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rntrnt In reply to ULTiMATEgfx [2005-03-07 21:03:11 +0000 UTC]

They could always be 2 men

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ULTiMATEgfx In reply to rntrnt [2005-03-08 00:47:50 +0000 UTC]

Exactly what I was thinking.

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softlies [2005-03-07 20:29:48 +0000 UTC]



u didnt say im the pink one

but i like anyway



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rntrnt In reply to softlies [2005-03-07 21:05:03 +0000 UTC]



LOL

..thanks


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softlies In reply to rntrnt [2005-03-07 21:25:11 +0000 UTC]

*gives u blender*

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rntrnt In reply to softlies [2005-03-07 21:26:46 +0000 UTC]

you mean the blender as in...your alternative husband?

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softlies In reply to rntrnt [2005-03-07 21:27:39 +0000 UTC]



nah i divorced him long ago

its just a present

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rntrnt In reply to softlies [2005-03-08 10:48:04 +0000 UTC]

why thank you..[slowly places blender into next door neighbours garden]

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softlies In reply to rntrnt [2005-03-08 19:41:42 +0000 UTC]

lol

*marries neighbor*
*divorces neighbor*

*takes blender*

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rntrnt In reply to softlies [2005-03-08 21:58:23 +0000 UTC]

how do your parents feel about your uncontrollable relationship with the...blender?


.

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softlies In reply to rntrnt [2005-03-08 23:19:11 +0000 UTC]



i dont think they know........


*tells mum*

Mum: *dies*
Dad: *dies*

*moves in with u*



lol

*throughs blender out window*

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rntrnt In reply to softlies [2005-03-09 07:59:48 +0000 UTC]

have you ever seen that episode of south park where cartman finds something so funny, that he just cant laugh



....

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