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Sexual cars
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ULTiMATEgfx In reply to ??? [2005-03-07 20:40:25 +0000 UTC]
The exausts on those things are tiny.
Just saying.
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rntrnt In reply to ULTiMATEgfx [2005-03-07 20:44:56 +0000 UTC]
small enough to make love to?
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ULTiMATEgfx In reply to rntrnt [2005-03-07 20:53:41 +0000 UTC]
I doubt it, unless the female car is easily arouses.
Presuming that it's a male and a female.
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rntrnt In reply to softlies [2005-03-07 21:26:46 +0000 UTC]
you mean the blender as in...your alternative husband?
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softlies In reply to rntrnt [2005-03-07 21:27:39 +0000 UTC]
nah i divorced him long ago
its just a present
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rntrnt In reply to softlies [2005-03-08 10:48:04 +0000 UTC]
why thank you..[slowly places blender into next door neighbours garden]
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softlies In reply to rntrnt [2005-03-08 19:41:42 +0000 UTC]
lol
*marries neighbor*
*divorces neighbor*
*takes blender*
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rntrnt In reply to softlies [2005-03-08 21:58:23 +0000 UTC]
how do your parents feel about your uncontrollable relationship with the...blender?
.
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softlies In reply to rntrnt [2005-03-08 23:19:11 +0000 UTC]
i dont think they know........
*tells mum*
Mum: *dies*
Dad: *dies*
*moves in with u*
lol
*throughs blender out window*
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rntrnt In reply to softlies [2005-03-09 07:59:48 +0000 UTC]
have you ever seen that episode of south park where cartman finds something so funny, that he just cant laugh
....
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