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Something i drew and colored yesterday for Onion she started her new job today! GIVE 'EM HELL!... i couldn't post it on actual HALLOWEEN because the meager dial-up internet we huddle around for warmth finally gave up the ghost. So i am posting it at work. The dialoge here probably goes something like this:
MRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!! SHAKE MAG, GET CANDY! SHAKE MAG, GET CANDY! SHAKE MAG, GET CANDY!!!!!
HOLY FUCK!
This image contains the maximum allowable amout of horrifying reduvid allowable by Texas law. I could be put in jail for this.
HOPE YOU ALL HAD A HORRIBLY DELICIOUS HALLOWEEN!
As always, the hapless and adorable Lungile (C) Onionknight
Candyfag, also known as Omni Momero Omni (C) MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! (sleepdep)
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Comments: 118
Robotess In reply to ??? [2006-11-02 17:36:56 +0000 UTC]
*laughs* story book illustrations from the worst or best book ever...best because it's about fat retards, worst because it's 58 billion pages long.
deeehehehehhehew...i am so glad you like it man ^_^ i drew it thinkin' of you...you know...like..."MAN. I REALLY WANT TO SHAKE SOME MAGS FOR SOME CANDY AUMNOMNOMNOM SNARGF"
"oh god. don't punch me. i don't think the surface tension of my insides will hold if you do...>.<"
hey, you better watch it; maple syrup beats vienna sausage jelly ANYDAY
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MrMoonlightMeshi [2006-11-02 04:54:02 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHAHAHA, THIRTY TWO SKI-DOO.
Everything about this is great. Those candy corns are so cute.
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Robotess In reply to MrMoonlightMeshi [2006-11-02 18:12:11 +0000 UTC]
YES. i haven't heard that term since i was a wee youngun. WEE. thank yous Meeesheeeeeeiiiii aaaaalllll over you.
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TheRedGoon [2006-11-02 04:45:04 +0000 UTC]
LOL if i had a dime for every crazed fatass-effemenine-bugguy that shook trick or treaters for their orgasmic candy, i'd be flushed with riches right now! XD
omni's expression is gotta be the BEST expression on him i've ever SEEN!!!
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Robotess In reply to TheRedGoon [2006-11-02 18:14:10 +0000 UTC]
*LAUGHS* orgasmic, eh? well, if it wasn't for the fact that this place is PG 13......oh horrible.....
man, i don't even think he cares if they DON'T have candy. i'm sure he'll just eat the kids. thanks for takin' a look man ^_^ HOPE YER HALLOWEEN WAS DELICIOUS. and bloody.
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Robotess In reply to battybuddy [2006-11-02 18:14:43 +0000 UTC]
DONE. now you just have to be sure that you have proper protection. may i suggest a board with a nail through it?
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Banse In reply to ??? [2006-11-02 01:34:34 +0000 UTC]
This made me lawl. Wildly. Awesome work.
Although Halloween has always been maddening. 'Give me candy or I'll egg your house?' What kind of question is that?
havefuninjaaaaiiiiiil
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Robotess In reply to Banse [2006-11-02 18:15:50 +0000 UTC]
*laughs* i am glad it made you laul. i love laulling myself. DUDE SERIOUSLY. what is WITH those kids....!? we had like. no candy this year. i forgot to buy it, like the asshole i am...but still...they came. in droves. ringing my doorbell. it drove my dog -apeshit-
....NINJA FUN!
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Banse In reply to Robotess [2006-11-03 21:20:26 +0000 UTC]
Iunno, I would have given them bicycle parts, and instructions to pur a bicycle together. Then I'd have sent them off on a treasure hunt for all the other unlucky people who rang the doorbell, so the twenty of them can put together and share a bike.
On a totally unrelated note, exactly where is Lungile keeping his candy? If he's being shaken like that, the only logical place I can see it falling from is his undies.
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Robotess In reply to mamei799 [2006-11-02 18:16:25 +0000 UTC]
daw! thanks so much man...i love paws ^_^
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LaughingSkeleton [2006-11-01 23:44:52 +0000 UTC]
ah candy...with your sweet addicting darkness...
awesome expressions XD
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Robotess In reply to LaughingSkeleton [2006-11-02 18:16:52 +0000 UTC]
you know you want it...it's the best narcotic -ever-....*waves a blow-pop at you seductively*
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forgetful-rawker-27 [2006-11-01 23:20:34 +0000 UTC]
Well, Lungile's a ladybug...But Im guessing Omni is some kind of...sugar high crazed mummy? 8D
I love this. It looks ever so delectible.
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Robotess In reply to forgetful-rawker-27 [2006-11-02 18:17:51 +0000 UTC]
YES. YOU ARE THE WINNER. i didn't think anyone was going to get past that big cavernous mouth to guess what it was he might actually -be-....
HEY. i still want to see that bikini pic, you tease, you XD
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forgetful-rawker-27 In reply to Robotess [2006-11-03 01:54:57 +0000 UTC]
AWhh yeahhh. I was leaving the art place you and Onion were working at on Saturday when you walked in. I gave her alot of the pictures, but I had to keep some for coloring. I came back to show you but you werent therrre. D8
YEY I IS THU WINNAAA. 8D
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Robotess In reply to forgetful-rawker-27 [2006-11-03 14:41:34 +0000 UTC]
JYUU WEEN FOREVAR!!!
yes. i want to see. like. whoa. XDDD
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forgetful-rawker-27 In reply to Robotess [2006-11-04 02:45:02 +0000 UTC]
Andandand. I drew one of lungile sleeping on Omni's back. In the rain. I like that one. 8D
-does winna danse-
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CaptainOscillator [2006-11-01 22:33:51 +0000 UTC]
one of the more disturbing works in your gallery. AH LUFFS IT!
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Robotess In reply to CaptainOscillator [2006-11-02 18:18:14 +0000 UTC]
*HIGH FIVES* my work here is done; the more disturbing, the better ( D thanks so much man!
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raygirl [2006-11-01 19:20:33 +0000 UTC]
dude, this was me all of yesterday...apart frolm some porridge in the morning and a few spoonfuls of *hunchcat 's chicken rice at dinner, all i ate all day was CANDY AND CHOCOLATE o0o
IT WAS JUST LYING THERE.....I COULDN'T RESIST
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Robotess In reply to raygirl [2006-11-02 18:10:26 +0000 UTC]
were you slathering? i love slathering ( D...*laughs* daw..you called it porridge...you Europeans are so Keeeyuuuuuuuute XD no seriously. adopt me. i want to live there....XD
NOM NOM CHOCOLATE. oh man...slayer of many a diet XD
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raygirl In reply to Robotess [2006-11-02 18:57:58 +0000 UTC]
What the deuce is slathering? o0o
Awwww, sure i'll adopt you ^_^ What are british folk for old bean? Wotwot ^0^
What other word is there other than porridge? Oatmeal? PORRIDGE *slobber*
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Robotess In reply to raygirl [2006-11-03 14:41:04 +0000 UTC]
you know, drooin' XD but better..like..foamy drool.
YAY!!!! *picks up suitcase* I AM READY. shall i bring my cowboy hat and my horse? you know. cuz. i'm from texas...
*quiet*
yeah.
dude. i had grits for breakfast. that's like porridge but with little bits of the deep south stuck in it.
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raygirl In reply to Robotess [2006-11-03 14:44:22 +0000 UTC]
Mmmm, tastes like Mississippi
BRING THE HORSEY We have green fields and stuff and shetland ponies (which are TINY...so tiny). He will be a happy horse....shame about the FREEZING COLD WEATHER
...and customs...I'd like to see you explaining the horse at customs XD
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crazyanthrowolf In reply to ??? [2006-11-01 19:00:41 +0000 UTC]
Oh my...omni scares me T.T
but great pic! very colorful! i like the movement going on here.
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crazyanthrowolf [2006-11-01 19:00:38 +0000 UTC]
Oh my...omni scares me T.T
but great pic! very colorful! i like the movement going on here.
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Robotess In reply to crazyanthrowolf [2006-11-02 17:47:59 +0000 UTC]
*laughs* that's his job man! what else do you do with a giant fat beetle with a nasty habit of eating trick or treaters? XD
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crazyanthrowolf In reply to Robotess [2006-11-02 21:32:41 +0000 UTC]
lol, true....and what the hell >.< how did it double post? i couldn've sworn it was only a single post when i posted it...
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delSHARK In reply to ??? [2006-11-01 18:28:42 +0000 UTC]
God, I love your coloring. D:
And Omni. And Lunguile. And...FACE.
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Robotess In reply to delSHARK [2006-11-02 17:49:32 +0000 UTC]
And Delya. i love your ass. THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU SPECIAL.
CANDY KISSES. WITH A VENGEANCE.
haw haw haw...thanks so much man! ^_^
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Robotess In reply to dracoxii [2006-11-02 17:47:19 +0000 UTC]
yes...and candy always attracts....
ants.
thanks for stoppin' by! XD
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MonkeyDan1 In reply to ??? [2006-11-01 17:32:36 +0000 UTC]
Oh the psychotic expression! I feel I may be traumatised.... Although probably not as much as that poor cat-ma-jig.
Dan
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Robotess In reply to MonkeyDan1 [2006-11-02 17:45:42 +0000 UTC]
*laughs* that's what we go for here..... TRAUMARAMA!!! *laughs* glad you dig it!
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MonkeyDan1 In reply to Robotess [2006-11-02 18:44:07 +0000 UTC]
I think it would be hard not to
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JonnyAMax [2006-11-01 17:17:18 +0000 UTC]
quit shakin up my Lunguile smex! XD
*silently hunts for gobstoppers*
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Robotess In reply to JonnyAMax [2006-11-02 17:46:35 +0000 UTC]
"THEN I WILL SHAKE YOU INSTEAD. GIMME CANDY!!!!"
addition. it's a sad sad thing.
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JonnyAMax In reply to Robotess [2006-11-02 17:51:03 +0000 UTC]
Nuuu-uuu-uuu---uuu-uuu-uuu!!! *Drops a single Blow Pop*
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squidflakes In reply to ??? [2006-11-01 16:03:28 +0000 UTC]
I AM STUFFED FULL OF THE CANDIES!
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Robotess In reply to squidflakes [2006-11-02 17:45:01 +0000 UTC]
LIKE A HORRIBLE PINATA!!!! SCORE!
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squidflakes In reply to Robotess [2006-11-02 18:20:56 +0000 UTC]
well that would explain why little mexican kids have been beating me with a stick lately.. huh..
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Robotess In reply to squidflakes [2006-11-03 14:39:31 +0000 UTC]
DUDE. RUN!!!! THOSE KIDS ARE -VICIOUS-
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Balloonie-cat In reply to ??? [2006-11-01 15:57:34 +0000 UTC]
Ha ha ha! Great pic. I love the dialogue too
Silly Omni.
-BC
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Robotess In reply to Balloonie-cat [2006-11-02 17:43:46 +0000 UTC]
Thanks so much BC...swing by the factory someday for horrible candy based shenanigans. i am sure they will have plenty XD
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Robotess In reply to x-irisa-x [2006-11-02 17:44:40 +0000 UTC]
*highfives* is that the good kinda of frightening, or the BAD kind?
dude. Happy better come to my house for tea someday. i'll have roadkill suprise. seriously.
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x-irisa-x In reply to Robotess [2006-11-03 23:00:28 +0000 UTC]
Definitely the good kind. XD
Wonderful! XD But you'll need a lot of scented candles.
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Kayru [2006-11-01 15:32:44 +0000 UTC]
That rocks. I love Omni's derranged expression and his tongue is great. Awesome sauce!
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