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oh boy im getting writers block already that's a good sign

Day 1:down the rabbit hole....'s On a rocky white plain of snowy nothingness with clear blue sky and no one to be seen,it's actually a pretty boring view.
without clouds in the sky the sun blazed down on watery ground and giving any animals a nice tan,the one's that are alive that is.
in the middle of this BORING EMPTY NOTHINGNESS DEVOID OF ANY BELGUIMING GOOD SCENERY TO DESCRIBE was a single metallic figure like a skeleton with a trumpet to toot,it's one empty eye,long deep purple coloration contrasting with the white earth juice around it.
a single empty hole too big for any use concerning personal use resides on the head..

the sound of a rattling earth quake rumbles below like two teens "wrestling" on the bottom floor with pitter patter of feet wadding through the snow towards that lone metal skinny thing.
on the horizon a large moose aprr..scratch that it's not a moose,what the belguim is that thing its like a dog made baby's with a porcupine than their offspring had babies with an alligator than those babies inbred until finally making babies with a large beetle.
anyway this creature is mostly reptilian with mammalian locomotion and a spiky back that splits apart like insect wings flopping loosely in the wind,it i about as an Asian elephant but smaller than a really big Asian elephant,it appears to have a poorly made saddle with wood in its mouth painted silver to look like metal.

As it gallops closer the metallic skeleton insides begins to glow green and leans forward all creepy like waiting for the big Horny horse to arrive at it's feet.
with every step the Big guy gallops the sky becomes covered in dark clouds Attracting something bigger but probably not meaner.
finally the over sized echinda slams into the ground sliding ALMOST perfectly into place (i mean come on you couldn't slide an extra 1.7 degree's now my ocd is francing at me),the large caripice splitting open to let out a person dressed in neanderthal attire with a large glowing eye in their hand (wouldn't want to assume genders here) walking towards the lone skeleton thing.
speaking in a rational/annoyed/confused tone all at the same time with a deep yet feminine voice "ok the elder has lost it,this is suppose to be so pathetic those things below are gonna follow it out of pity?" they stand up to the bone head looking straight into the empty hole.
than the skelemonster snatched the eye straight out of the humans hand making them jump back to their loyal steed grabbing a spear with a head of a small therapod like creature,as the Metal boney man pushed the eye into his socket the ground cracked clearing the snow revealing ice with giant shadow of a Titan with 3 snake like heads battling a sort of insect like creature.beams of energy piercing the cracks.finally a single green phantom floated down from the sky entering the back of the metal boy merging with it finally ending this long descriptive mess.

the sky's were clear once more and the human approached the newly revitalized robot cyclopes.

than it spoke in the stereotypical internet dweller voice "umm gday me lady" it spoke with a wimpy slur.
"hi....what are you doing here?" the human asked cautiously, "well that's simple,you see i backed a project quite a bit ago and i was just waiting for the big release day,it is awesome i swear it's that amazing game where you collect berries,build an army,and poop on each other,and it has a really cool game-play trailer."
now extremely comfuzzled the human asked "gameplay? trailer? what are you even talking about,where would you get any idea that what This Game is here in the ocean?" the robot skeledwelly quickly snapped "don't be ridiculous this is the game stop see...." after realizing that he both made himself a fool infront of what could be a woman and now knowing he missed the release of the TOTALLY LEGIT CROWD FUNDED 3 TIMES OVER MEGA-GAME he fell to his knees screaming "I SLEEP'T TOO LONG!" as his physical limited edition top prize is now lost to the ages he fainted.

now questioning her WAIT SHIT I MEANT THEY'RE/THEIR/THY sanity they tie the most tragic backer to ever exist to the tail of the spiky horse something on the horizon roars a bellowing roar. Zilla has caught wind of something even worse than him on this planet and is infuriated since that was what made him special.despite being miles away he gives chase (he is really determined to be worse than minilla) forcing the human and her bouncy turtle to flee.
"THIS WAS A BRILLIANT PLAN,LETS FIND A CORPSE IN THE MIDDLE OF KAIJU TERRITORY THAN STICK OUR ONE WEAPON AGAINST THEM ONLY TO HAVE THE DAMN THING SPROUT GIBBERISH AND CRY OVER USELESS GARBAGE,THIS IS WHY WE DON'T LET THE ELDERLY MAKE DISCUSSIONS." screaming at the top of their lung's in very clear and very angry sarcasm.
the metal skeleton has nothing to add at this point despite being flung all around like a ragdoll from the end of the tail,hes too sad that beasts of the old republic:the spiritual successor to jpog was never completed.

So what i can assume are our hero's have now ran off like little Frenchies from a pretty weak kaiju who pretends to be all mighty and powerful when really everything else can kill him with a light puff.all that's missing is billy hill music.
after being chased through...

7 HOURS OF BORINGWHITENOTHING
the human decides to rest on the poor puppy's back as it runs for dear life from something 10X it's size for the night.meanwhile skelly metally wally man is contemplating why he is even here.
"well you sure have done it now,First you really had to pet that puppy at fur-con,than you made a deviant art account only to post ms paint drawings now this.i can only blame myself for this...oh tho at the time there was no sign's of it being a scam.nah the world is just wrong and i was jipped as always.how could it possibly be my fault"

as midnight approached the skeeeeeeelo was flung onto the back of the steed right next to the human who was taking a snooze.
being the absolute gentleman he is it is only natural for him to wake them up "GDAY m'lady!" the human simply groans then try's to go back to sleep since no one wants to deal with this abomination but he still try's to strike a conversation (you got to hand it to him,he is determined).
"so....mind telling me where i am why we are being chased by a giant iquana?" the human turns over desperately trying to go to sleep,
"rude...how about this steed we're riding,is it a giant gerbal" she replies obviously very annoyed "he's an angurite,you have your answer now can you go to sleep." not taking the hint the talkative one keeps blabbering on....i won't describe what he said since it's all giberish all you need to know is that it is very annoying and the human doesn't like it.

3 irritating hours later

realizing he forgot to actually introduce him to the human due to lazy writing he quickly announced him self as trilo his WOW ign.the human was too tired to actually care but yawned her name as null than finally went to sleep not out of her own will but because her body was exhausted.
speaking of Exhausted the angurite has died due to neglect and zilla isn't doing much better have fallen over knocking himself out cold,trilo try's to go to sleep but can't,his 890$ pledge from the past still haunt him to this day,but not to fear more angurite's arrive to help him out,mainly by taking a stick with the devils head on it and wacking him unconscious.they take the two away.to find out trilo's purpose in this

To be continued (sadly)

Description
body div#devskin0 hr { }

oh boy im getting writers block already that's a good sign

Day 1:down the rabbit hole....'s On a rocky white plain of snowy nothingness with clear blue sky and no one to be seen,it's actually a pretty boring view.
without clouds in the sky the sun blazed down on watery ground and giving any animals a nice tan,the one's that are alive that is.
in the middle of this BORING EMPTY NOTHINGNESS DEVOID OF ANY BELGUIMING GOOD SCENERY TO DESCRIBE was a single metallic figure like a skeleton with a trumpet to toot,it's one empty eye,long deep purple coloration contrasting with the white earth juice around it.
a single empty hole too big for any use concerning personal use resides on the head..

the sound of a rattling earth quake rumbles below like two teens "wrestling" on the bottom floor with pitter patter of feet wadding through the snow towards that lone metal skinny thing.
on the horizon a large moose aprr..scratch that it's not a moose,what the belguim is that thing its like a dog made baby's with a porcupine than their offspring had babies with an alligator than those babies inbred until finally making babies with a large beetle.
anyway this creature is mostly reptilian with mammalian locomotion and a spiky back that splits apart like insect wings flopping loosely in the wind,it i about as an Asian elephant but smaller than a really big Asian elephant,it appears to have a poorly made saddle with wood in its mouth painted silver to look like metal.

As it gallops closer the metallic skeleton insides begins to glow green and leans forward all creepy like waiting for the big Horny horse to arrive at it's feet.
with every step the Big guy gallops the sky becomes covered in dark clouds Attracting something bigger but probably not meaner.
finally the over sized echinda slams into the ground sliding ALMOST perfectly into place (i mean come on you couldn't slide an extra 1.7 degree's now my ocd is francing at me),the large caripice splitting open to let out a person dressed in neanderthal attire with a large glowing eye in their hand (wouldn't want to assume genders here) walking towards the lone skeleton thing.
speaking in a rational/annoyed/confused tone all at the same time with a deep yet feminine voice "ok the elder has lost it,this is suppose to be so pathetic those things below are gonna follow it out of pity?" they stand up to the bone head looking straight into the empty hole.
than the skelemonster snatched the eye straight out of the humans hand making them jump back to their loyal steed grabbing a spear with a head of a small therapod like creature,as the Metal boney man pushed the eye into his socket the ground cracked clearing the snow revealing ice with giant shadow of a Titan with 3 snake like heads battling a sort of insect like creature.beams of energy piercing the cracks.finally a single green phantom floated down from the sky entering the back of the metal boy merging with it finally ending this long descriptive mess.

the sky's were clear once more and the human approached the newly revitalized robot cyclopes.

than it spoke in the stereotypical internet dweller voice "umm gday me lady" it spoke with a wimpy slur.
"hi....what are you doing here?" the human asked cautiously, "well that's simple,you see i backed a project quite a bit ago and i was just waiting for the big release day,it is awesome i swear it's that amazing game where you collect berries,build an army,and poop on each other,and it has a really cool game-play trailer."
now extremely comfuzzled the human asked "gameplay? trailer? what are you even talking about,where would you get any idea that what This Game is here in the ocean?" the robot skeledwelly quickly snapped "don't be ridiculous this is the game stop see...." after realizing that he both made himself a fool infront of what could be a woman and now knowing he missed the release of the TOTALLY LEGIT CROWD FUNDED 3 TIMES OVER MEGA-GAME he fell to his knees screaming "I SLEEP'T TOO LONG!" as his physical limited edition top prize is now lost to the ages he fainted.

now questioning her WAIT SHIT I MEANT THEY'RE/THEIR/THY sanity they tie the most tragic backer to ever exist to the tail of the spiky horse something on the horizon roars a bellowing roar. Zilla has caught wind of something even worse than him on this planet and is infuriated since that was what made him special.despite being miles away he gives chase (he is really determined to be worse than minilla) forcing the human and her bouncy turtle to flee.
"THIS WAS A BRILLIANT PLAN,LETS FIND A CORPSE IN THE MIDDLE OF KAIJU TERRITORY THAN STICK OUR ONE WEAPON AGAINST THEM ONLY TO HAVE THE DAMN THING SPROUT GIBBERISH AND CRY OVER USELESS GARBAGE,THIS IS WHY WE DON'T LET THE ELDERLY MAKE DISCUSSIONS." screaming at the top of their lung's in very clear and very angry sarcasm.
the metal skeleton has nothing to add at this point despite being flung all around like a ragdoll from the end of the tail,hes too sad that beasts of the old republic:the spiritual successor to jpog was never completed.

So what i can assume are our hero's have now ran off like little Frenchies from a pretty weak kaiju who pretends to be all mighty and powerful when really everything else can kill him with a light puff.all that's missing is billy hill music.
after being chased through...

7 HOURS OF BORINGWHITENOTHING
the human decides to rest on the poor puppy's back as it runs for dear life from something 10X it's size for the night.meanwhile skelly metally wally man is contemplating why he is even here.
"well you sure have done it now,First you really had to pet that puppy at fur-con,than you made a deviant art account only to post ms paint drawings now this.i can only blame myself for this...oh tho at the time there was no sign's of it being a scam.nah the world is just wrong and i was jipped as always.how could it possibly be my fault"

as midnight approached the skeeeeeeelo was flung onto the back of the steed right next to the human who was taking a snooze.
being the absolute gentleman he is it is only natural for him to wake them up "GDAY m'lady!" the human simply groans then try's to go back to sleep since no one wants to deal with this abomination but he still try's to strike a conversation (you got to hand it to him,he is determined).
"so....mind telling me where i am why we are being chased by a giant iquana?" the human turns over desperately trying to go to sleep,
"rude...how about this steed we're riding,is it a giant gerbal" she replies obviously very annoyed "he's an angurite,you have your answer now can you go to sleep." not taking the hint the talkative one keeps blabbering on....i won't describe what he said since it's all giberish all you need to know is that it is very annoying and the human doesn't like it.

3 irritating hours later

realizing he forgot to actually introduce him to the human due to lazy writing he quickly announced him self as trilo his WOW ign.the human was too tired to actually care but yawned her name as null than finally went to sleep not out of her own will but because her body was exhausted.
speaking of Exhausted the angurite has died due to neglect and zilla isn't doing much better have fallen over knocking himself out cold,trilo try's to go to sleep but can't,his 890$ pledge from the past still haunt him to this day,but not to fear more angurite's arrive to help him out,mainly by taking a stick with the devils head on it and wacking him unconscious.they take the two away.to find out trilo's purpose in this

To be continued (sadly)