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April fools! Haha, you thought it was 14 days part 3 and it's..uhh, oh it's already April the second, d'oh.Right, although April fools was kinda weak all around this year anyway.
Right, instead of 14,5 days, I did a short KH movie about Coded, so I got to both uphold my ritual for the annual april fools day as that every KH game got some sort of adaptation... Although I learned there's another one out, Kingdom Hearts mobile, which is a socializing thingy. Damn, what am I going to do with that.
Oh, and Square Enix announced 3 entire new KH games after Birth of sleep as well. Damn Suare Enix, gimme a break already! ;_; I can't keep up.
Err, about Coded, not much to say, it's basically Square Enix throwing as many plottwists at you as possible.
Look it's Sora! No, it's digital sora, Mickey's in the real world! Except the real world is digital too! Oh no a mysterious cloaked guy! Wait, it's the journal itself! No, it's Riku! Who's behind all this? Gasp it's Roxas! No it's Namine!
And none of these plottwists are important or anything anyway, since it all happens within a digital world, so all characters are just avatars based on memories or something anyway.
I would make fun of how the diary destroys itself after it's completed (what's the point of writing down your memories if the book self destructs after writing it?) or how Sora ends the game by getting yet another dumb mission (End your friend's sadness? Now I picture Roxas Xion Axl, Aqua, Ven, whatever and the gang all crying in a corner somewhere in Sora's dark evil mind.)
But this was just a short " quickly finish in one day, yet I fail" movie, so I just made 2 smaller observation jokes, about using a book digitilizer in a library as King Mickey does, and Maleficent's tendency to ignore all facts (Uh, didn't she and Pete commit suicide in KH2? And great, now they get killed of for a third time again.)
At least it's good to know the future games will be about saving Roxas, Xion and the like, especially since their lives and deaths were so pointless in the previous games.
Hmm yeah, my first KH flash without John Markel's voice since the KH2 preview, and the first one at all without a dance sequence and with a straight non-stupid Sora.
No doubt this wil be the black sheep of my Kingdumb Hearts flash movies, but hope you enjoy anyway.
The "real" new Kingdumb Hearts will be finished in 2 weeks.
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Comments: 138
Rogerregorroger In reply to ??? [2010-04-02 17:49:01 +0000 UTC]
Nice article, something I can agree with, except that the first game had it's own share of convuluted plot too. Tough slightly less so then the later games yeah.
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In-The-Machine In reply to Rogerregorroger [2010-04-02 18:08:53 +0000 UTC]
I read somewhere they they originally planned to end the first KH after the battle with Maleficent but decided it would have been too simple and made the game less interesting.
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Rogerregorroger In reply to In-The-Machine [2010-04-02 18:16:05 +0000 UTC]
oh yeah, and that Mickey would have been the real main hero, untill Disney censored Mickey away.
Funny how it snowballed from there./
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In-The-Machine In reply to Rogerregorroger [2010-04-02 18:29:55 +0000 UTC]
I should've known...
so that's why they opted for giving Sora a Mickey outfit instead lol.
I guess this is what we get when to big, bad, greedy corporate entities come together to produce mass entertainments for a gradually shrinking/limited fanbase.
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Twins193 In reply to ??? [2010-04-02 14:14:51 +0000 UTC]
"Aieee!My collection of Cloud and Sephiroth slash yaoi fanfics"!
XDXDXD
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dragoncatKHfan In reply to ??? [2010-04-02 13:45:53 +0000 UTC]
I can't wait for the next one. Just as a side note coded is the only kingdom hearts game that makes absoulutly no sense to me.
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Rogerregorroger In reply to dragoncatKHfan [2010-04-02 13:48:29 +0000 UTC]
Other then 258 days or so for the DS, every Kingidom Hearts loses me with the plot. Mostly thanks to the villain who either speak in endless metaphors about darkness and light and what not, or have their entire discussing about " him" "It" and "The thing we were gonna do" and such. They can never speak a normal sentence.
Ah well, with every new sequel, some bits from the previous games makes a little more sense..
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dragoncatKHfan In reply to Rogerregorroger [2010-04-02 22:12:47 +0000 UTC]
maybe but also every sequel creates even more questions and plot holes
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UltraTheHedgetoaster In reply to ??? [2010-04-02 13:18:20 +0000 UTC]
Cheat coded? Ah, would have expected important story events being skipped while the characters still argue about them and dead people brought back to life, and having Sephiroth in your party... twice.
Hm, so the Kingdom Hearts franchise does a take on "The Matrix" now?
Possibly with "if we trust our hearts and believe in ourselves, we can defy the world's rules and do anything".
Huh. The game tells you it will self-delete when you complete it? Lol.
So, does that mean Sora never finishes his quest?
Funny intro, with Sora not dancing to the music. Xp
And rofl, seems King Mickey is a fan of Cloud x Sephiroth, eh?
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Rogerregorroger In reply to UltraTheHedgetoaster [2010-04-02 17:51:41 +0000 UTC]
It does seem a riff on the matrix, altough this isn't the first time Kingdom hearts plays with the "entire world made digitally" idea.
The entire Roxas prologue chapter of Kingdom Hearts 2 was a fake digital simulation as well.
Square Enix just loves stupid plottwists like that, even tough... or rather, especially, if they make no sense or aren't important to the story.
Sora does finish his quest here, altough he loses all his memory of the events.
That's right, Jiminy wrote a journal that will erase your memory when you read it and then self destructs. Man, I wish that guy would write every school and instruction book of the world.
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RGB64 In reply to Rogerregorroger [2011-08-13 23:34:23 +0000 UTC]
I think I figured out how to make a parody of the KHMobile game: turn it into an Imp episode where the entire gang gets Japanese phones and download said game.
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UltraTheHedgetoaster In reply to Rogerregorroger [2010-04-02 18:48:02 +0000 UTC]
Hm. That cricket should be working for the mission impossible guys,
that way they could save an awefull lot of money on explosives and recording-devices to blow up.
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CrazyTaizy [2010-04-02 13:14:19 +0000 UTC]
Haha XD
I don't care about such-
RRRRAAAAAAARGH XD
even though it's no longer April fools, this got me XD
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silversister In reply to ??? [2010-04-02 12:56:40 +0000 UTC]
I always knew Jiminy was a little Yaoi-fangirl deep inside! XD
But seriously; THREE OTHER KINGDOM HEARTS GAMES? Please tell me that was the real April Fools joke.
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RGB64 In reply to silversister [2011-08-13 23:32:30 +0000 UTC]
No, Jiminy didn't write yaoi fictions of Cloud and Sephiroth, he wrote SLASH yaoi fictions of Cloud and Sephiroth. Note the redundancy.
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Rogerregorroger In reply to silversister [2010-04-02 13:02:05 +0000 UTC]
No, I heard it a couple days before April. Was in a interview with the Kingdom Hearts creator. The first one of the new batch is due end of this year in japan, so around the time Birth by Sleep rolls out in stores here, we'll see the first bits of news I guess.
Other then the official Kingdom Hearts 3, I have no idea what the other 2 games are. Probably either handheld spinoffs like Chain of memories/ 258 days, or maybe more pointless junk like the socializing interface thingy of Kingdom Hearts Mobile.
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silversister In reply to Rogerregorroger [2010-04-05 16:07:53 +0000 UTC]
...well, why stop the moneymaker?
But I just personally am not sure I'll be interested in them. :/ I've yet to start the 23758748/2 days, either...
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Rogerregorroger In reply to silversister [2010-04-05 18:41:21 +0000 UTC]
you can skip that one over and only focus on the "big" kingdom hearts games.
No matter if you saw the spin offs or not, it's impossible to follow the plot anyway.
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niXocS-the-hedgehog In reply to ??? [2010-04-02 12:42:47 +0000 UTC]
"It's not a kitten!"
"I don't care about su-"
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Leonidash15 In reply to ??? [2010-04-02 11:38:44 +0000 UTC]
Cloud and Sephiroth Yaoi Fanfics
I died there
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DemonIsis [2010-04-02 11:26:31 +0000 UTC]
Yeah April fools day is my favorite day to fool everyone or somethings like that?
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YaminaYugineAtema In reply to ??? [2010-04-02 10:15:22 +0000 UTC]
rofl, I had a good april fools with my mom and brother...
I told them id be home tomorow but i wasnt lol
they fell for it
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Rogerregorroger In reply to YaminaYugineAtema [2010-04-02 10:35:56 +0000 UTC]
hope they didnt cook you dinner or anyting then
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YaminaYugineAtema In reply to Rogerregorroger [2010-04-02 11:09:45 +0000 UTC]
lol i already had dinner before XD
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SoftKeychains In reply to ??? [2010-04-02 10:11:05 +0000 UTC]
Collection of Slash yaoi fanfics of Cloud and Sephiroth? LOL!!!!!!
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Kissing-Sin In reply to ??? [2010-04-02 10:10:57 +0000 UTC]
LOL Yaoi, hmm that device could be loads of fun -evil lol-
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Tete-chin In reply to ??? [2010-04-02 10:07:37 +0000 UTC]
shit, I'm falling in every april's fool jokes even I know that's april's fool >.<
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Rogerregorroger In reply to Tete-chin [2010-04-02 10:36:32 +0000 UTC]
Considering it's april the second now, you're excused. I'm pathaticly late.
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