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Published: 2011-07-12 12:39:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 8702; Favourites: 221; Downloads: 79
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Straight from Cool Ape, it's the Pokémon colosseum movie you probably already saw.It might as well be a parody of every Pokémon game , with the core joke being that all people in the Pokémon world solve any problem with Pokémon matches, especailly if they don't make sense.
I specifically chose Colosseum since that game tries the hardest to tell a straight dark epic adventure, making the typical silly Pokémon tropes look even more out of place.
I love it how the kidnappers from the beginning of the game challenge the hero to a match to silence him after witnissing the kidnap. As if defeating him in a Poké match makes him lose his ability to still go to the police anyway.
Also, having a public Pokématch in a city filled with people obsessed with Pokématches hardly seems the best strategy if you want to sneak out undetected.
Anyway, Wes, the hero of the story. He starts off very interestingly, stealing an object from the villain's hideout and blowing it up. I mean, wow! A pro-active hero for a change! And bad ass to boot!
Alas, it's only the opening, as soon as the game really starts, Wes instantly turns into your usual mute spineless idiot hero.
Which is why Wes awkwardly wiggles around like a carbon cut out for most of my parody.
Other jokes need explaining? There's the obligatory reference to Wes stealing the other trainers Pokemon yet they never being bothered by it, and..that were all jokes I think.
Oh, some Pokemon I drew in the background are a generation too far to be appearing in this flash movie, sorry.
I just took a handfull of modern Pokémon to avoid only using the classic ones. Just imagine the too recent Pokémon were illegally imported by their trainers from the later Regions or something.
Thanks to Molly,Luke, Silvia, Mike, Matt, Stephan and Danbuster for voices.
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Comments: 175
Sophie-The-Skunk In reply to ??? [2011-07-12 13:48:50 +0000 UTC]
Why is it that when I start playing Pokemon XD, all this stuff starts showing up everywhere D:
It is true though. While playing XD, all these buff giant people were saying they'd beat me. Obviously they could have just beat up the kid, but they send in Pokemon.
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Rogerregorroger In reply to Sophie-The-Skunk [2011-07-12 14:43:35 +0000 UTC]
uh? Pokemon XD kinda weakened down most of the plottwists.
But yeah, there was a scene where the bouncer removes children from the premise by challenging them to a Pokématch. That was kinda pathetic yeah
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lightining5 In reply to ??? [2011-07-12 13:40:01 +0000 UTC]
guy:sir i promise i will have your money soon
pokemon mafia guy:yeah you or i will... challendge you to a pokemon match.
guy:'gasp' nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
hilarious
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Hacchicat In reply to ??? [2011-07-12 13:35:11 +0000 UTC]
I can't finish this movie....MOVIE! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A POKEMON MATCH!
(and rui sounds like tiffany)
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Hacchicat In reply to Rogerregorroger [2011-07-12 15:01:00 +0000 UTC]
Jup. I like that word. Is it Dutch?
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Usagi-Zakura In reply to ??? [2011-07-12 13:22:23 +0000 UTC]
At least Pokèmon are more dangerous than children's trading cards.... unless you have a snag machine to steal the opponent's pokèmon and are somehow immune to the law...
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Rogerregorroger In reply to Usagi-Zakura [2011-07-12 14:45:15 +0000 UTC]
Well, the Yugioh cards seem to transport people to the shadowrealm or something.
So that's more scary then losing a pokematch.
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micromolecules In reply to ??? [2011-07-12 13:18:16 +0000 UTC]
I like how there wasn't any Pokemon Battles.
And how Wes didn't say a thing.
And how this video speaks the truth about Pokemon Colosseum.
And Pokemon.
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Rogerregorroger In reply to micromolecules [2011-07-12 14:44:30 +0000 UTC]
ohh, there were plenty of pokemon battles. Rui and Wes just never cooperate.
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micromolecules In reply to Rogerregorroger [2011-07-12 15:26:45 +0000 UTC]
Must be the communication problem between them. Rui is just too talkative for Wes.
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Rogerregorroger In reply to micromolecules [2011-07-12 15:58:09 +0000 UTC]
Oh, Wes and Rui cooperate fine, they just don't cooperate with their oponents.
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GsukiTsukenFunaga In reply to ??? [2011-07-12 13:02:07 +0000 UTC]
And afterwards, people created guns for emergency uses... I lied, they still used threats to pokemon duels
Holy nachoes, that's the best pokeyman hero ever
How come I knew that one trainer with black jacket was going to get kicked by Wes?
AND WHAT KIND OF SICK NAME IS HO OH?
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TheDarkmage In reply to ??? [2011-07-12 12:57:52 +0000 UTC]
Ha, this one definitely entertained me. It's amazing how useless the police are in the Pokemon games, only one city in any region has one or two cops, if they're lucky.
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Rogerregorroger In reply to TheDarkmage [2011-07-12 13:05:52 +0000 UTC]
not that those cops do anything.
Well, they might arrest the gangs after you beat them in a friendly pokématch I guess.
Good thing most villains surrender themselves volunteeringly after each battle, and give you some money too. Neat.
Remember kids, challenging gangsters to a game of marbles will cause them to give up their lives of crime and give you their entire income.
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TheDarkmage In reply to Rogerregorroger [2011-07-12 13:48:40 +0000 UTC]
The cops are even more useless then Sunkern or Hoppip and it's evolutions.
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CTOONfan1 In reply to ??? [2011-07-12 12:44:13 +0000 UTC]
A Pokemon match?! Run for your lives!!!
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DarkCatTheKhajjit In reply to Rogerregorroger [2011-07-12 13:20:59 +0000 UTC]
am great thank you
it's a Protestantism day in my country today
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