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Was showering with my bf and i have a habit of just continuously washing my face like a racoon, in or out of the shower, so I said I'm a little racoon; also running joke I am a small goblin, a rodent, a little mischievous thief. Am a small gremlin with the tiniest hands you've ever seen (joke is that I have perma child hands, always sticky, small, and grabby), they're even smaller than my mum's who's 4'9 by like a magnitude. Also always the tubby and short friend that gets blamed for all the missing items (which is valid like 80% of the time).

I may try to cunniving and sly but I am just a dumb little thing. Like the quote above I didn't think turtles were reptiles and were just their own type of thing which in hind sight is the stupidest thing. Bonus wonderful quotes from me: "How are you going to get to the top? Buildings don't have stairs." "Should I be a pussy or play it safe?" "It's like that Danny DeVito painting with God." "I have made the elective decision..."

So obviously my new fursona (?) is a racoon

EDIT: Like an idiot I forgot to write “thought”

Description
Was showering with my bf and i have a habit of just continuously washing my face like a racoon, in or out of the shower, so I said I'm a little racoon; also running joke I am a small goblin, a rodent, a little mischievous thief. Am a small gremlin with the tiniest hands you've ever seen (joke is that I have perma child hands, always sticky, small, and grabby), they're even smaller than my mum's who's 4'9 by like a magnitude. Also always the tubby and short friend that gets blamed for all the missing items (which is valid like 80% of the time).

I may try to cunniving and sly but I am just a dumb little thing. Like the quote above I didn't think turtles were reptiles and were just their own type of thing which in hind sight is the stupidest thing. Bonus wonderful quotes from me: "How are you going to get to the top? Buildings don't have stairs." "Should I be a pussy or play it safe?" "It's like that Danny DeVito painting with God." "I have made the elective decision..."

So obviously my new fursona (?) is a racoon

EDIT: Like an idiot I forgot to write “thought”