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Published: 2013-11-30 15:56:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 393; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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Let me tell you something, MACADAMIA NUTS ARE HARD. Unlike opening a peanut or a pistachio, it takes some serious muscle to extract the edible nut from its shell: 300 pounds of pressure per square inch to be exact, making it the hardest nut in the world to crack! So how come Hatty can open with LITTLE effort, and if he could do that....what else is he capable of? o.o We are all doom...Related content
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Hatty: Do not give me attitude.
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me: okay okay...hatty.
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Hatty: Don't think you could do whatever you'd like
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Hatty: *narrows eyes* You don't seem to....
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me: Maybe..how are you going to stop that? If you have ruby to take care of first.
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Hatty: I'm not what I seem...*hat glows dark red and you suddenly are unable to move*
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me: Ahahahaha.......could you stop....now?
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Hatty: .... no...
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me: .......jerk.
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Hatty: *Hat glowers brighter and you feel a lot of pain*
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me: This is a good time to ow, stop. Ow.stop. OW STOP.
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Hatty: I don't take orders!
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Ruby: Hatty let me go n--
Hatty: *cover mouth again* *sigh* You'll never learn
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me: Hatty! ow Hatty, this is enough, ow, HATTY!
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Hatty: *stops* Fine then. Guards!
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me: wait what (wow I totally ship ruby♥hatty and whoeveribeenroleplaying♠hatty.)
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*Two cat guards are running* Yes Sir?
Hatty: Take that girl to one of the cells, she'll learn no one messes with me
(From twitter? Or what?)
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(twitter? You know what I mean by quadrants right?)
me: *just stares at hatty as she is carried away*
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(But what do you mean about Hatty?)
Hatty: You'll learn....you'll learn...
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(about hatty♠andthepersonimroleplaying?)
me: Maybe. *whispers herself*
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(What??)
Hatty: Let's go.
Ruby: NO!!! *struggling*
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(Let me tell you about homestuck quadrants.)
cat: sir, have any more orders?
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(HEY!! what does it mean o3o)
Hatty: Yes, one last one, see that the girl does NOT escape
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(It's kinda long, I'll tell you through notes.)
cat: alright sir!
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(Okay!)
Hatty: I'll take care of this one.
Ruby: 0~0
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(done)
cat: alright sir, do you want help?
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Hatty: No I'll dealt this one my own
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cat: alright *leaves*
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Ruby: Seriously Hatty, let me go...NOW
Hatty: Not today Ruby...
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cat: *just stares*
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Ruby: Why are you starring at me?
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cat: ... *keeps staring and thinks about giving you wings*
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Ruby: 0^0 *being dragged away*
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cat: should I....
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Hatty: What was that?
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cat: nothing sir!...
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Hatty: *stares for a moment*
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Cute or scary
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Hatty can be very scary!
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Too scary...
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THE BIGGEST SCARE OF ALL!!
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Scary than jump scares in a maze game
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bigger than that spider that crawls all over the wall
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