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Quick pick of me. I don't dig taking pictures, hence my relatively disinterested look. I also have never developed that "picture" smile that everyone else seems to have that looks so natural. I have to either be caught in the act of actually smiling/laughing, or my smile looks very forced and not at all unlike that of The Joker.

The name of the pic is basically because my best friends think I am very much like the James Bond-style villainous mastermind "Scorpio" who hired Homer Simpson to work for him in the Simpsons episode "You only move twice", who was plotting to take over the world with his "doomsday device".

I can assure you all that I have no such doomsday device, at least that I am aware of. (my room is pretty messy) I wouldn't be at all opposed to taking over the world, if the opportunity arose, but I was never very patient for a game like Simcity, so I have to imagine the logistical end of world management would suck even worse.

Anyway, it's me. For better or worse. Be kind.

Description
Quick pick of me. I don't dig taking pictures, hence my relatively disinterested look. I also have never developed that "picture" smile that everyone else seems to have that looks so natural. I have to either be caught in the act of actually smiling/laughing, or my smile looks very forced and not at all unlike that of The Joker.

The name of the pic is basically because my best friends think I am very much like the James Bond-style villainous mastermind "Scorpio" who hired Homer Simpson to work for him in the Simpsons episode "You only move twice", who was plotting to take over the world with his "doomsday device".

I can assure you all that I have no such doomsday device, at least that I am aware of. (my room is pretty messy) I wouldn't be at all opposed to taking over the world, if the opportunity arose, but I was never very patient for a game like Simcity, so I have to imagine the logistical end of world management would suck even worse.

Anyway, it's me. For better or worse. Be kind.