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Here's my Valentine's Day special, ironically a scenario that will probably get me a lot of hate.---
Welcome to the future, where everyone is lovely and kind and gets along with everyone else. Or else. At least, that's how it is in the United Earth Government. And if you don't like it, well, you're obviously some sort of evil oppressor who should move to the counter-UEG states or, better yet, kill yourself.
After the fall of the Soviet Union, the West believed it had reached the end of history. Then, in 1993, a series of events began which culminated in the end of the first United States of America. The Branch Davidian compound in Waco, Texas was besieged by federal authorities, and they (as Branch Davidians today insist, miraculously) escaped from the flames that engulfed their compound. This attack, followed by the bombings of federal buildings in Oklahoma City and Atlanta, led to a major crackdown on the "Militia Movement." The paranoia only became worse after the attack on the World Trade Center in 2002, pulling the United States into a series of wars against Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran. The Second Depression in 2011 led to the fall of the Chinese Communist Party and the further destruction of economic security in the world. Crackdowns and riots became commonplace across the country. With extremists on both sides gaining the limelight, the United States practically collapsed as none of the four presidential candidates[1] won the 2016 election, and the Congress handed victory to the two establishment candidates (the Republican gained the presidency, and the Democrat the vice presidency). Neither candidate was popular with the people, and as the situation degraded, civil unrest became even worse. By 2017, the country was in full-blown civil war.
In the meanwhile, the Russian Federation - already a weakened husk of its former Soviet self - attempted to take advantage of this weakness by reclaiming Belarus and Ukraine by force. In what is now known as the Eurasian War, they were defeated by what remained of NATO in Europe, but only after a long conflict which led to the rise of the European Federation. The Second American Civil War ended with the country divided between a conservative South and two liberal states: Cascadia and the North American Republic. The Middle East was left in shambles, with the Islamic State dominating former Syria, Iraq and Turkey, before the European Federation invaded and cleared the place up.
The European Federation was the big winner. By 2030, the Chinese and Americans were still repairing, while the Russians were under their boot. The EF knew what had caused the problems of the past few decades: nationalism, capitalism and hate. Of course, the Soviet model was not to be followed - communism had failed in the USSR and China, after all - so a new path should be taken. A path of peace, tolerance, social justice, and equality. Gradually, although with growing rapidity, society would be remolded so that everyone in Europe - and then, the entire world - was a nice, docile, progressive. Around the world, nations followed the EF model. Not only did the world's last functioning economy condition its aid on adopting its principles, the EF also became used to flexing its military muscles. "Humanitarian" regime changes became the norm throughout the 21st century, and became the catalyst for the formation of the other global federations. One notable exception to the model is the NAR and Cascadia; both states were enamored by the "progress" the EF was making, and thus adopted their policies with zeal.
The UEG is a contradiction. It's not really united, it doesn't encompass the whole Earth, and its structure is so ill-defined that it may not even be a government. The UEG is a product of the political integration that began as early as the 1950s, with the formation of the European Coal and Steel Community. The UEG federation of federations, with the ultimate goal of erasing all social, cultural, and economic divisions. Civilian weapon ownership is restricted; gun control was taken for granted, of course, but why stop there? Baseball bats and arrows can kill, too, and who uses those for sport outside of the American South? And isn't it totally reasonable to also have background checks on steak knife owners?
A progressive tax was instituted, with the top ten percent paying 90% and the lowest tax bracket at 40%; can't have those rich fat cats not distributing their "fair share" now, can we? That a lot of this money was squandered by corrupt EF politicians was no matter. Also ignore the fact that the poorer members of the UEG do not have cradle to grave benefits, so their workers can toil from cradle to grave so that the EF's people can live large.
Democracy, of course, is important and a guaranteed human right…but anyone who opposes the ruling Progressive/Labour/Social Democratic Party or any parties in their coalition was obviously a bigot of some description, so those parties can be safely banned. Anti-government speech is also deemed "problematic," and the EF is gradually instituting a new, sanitized version of English for everyone to speak. This "new speech" is extremely simplistic, so that everyone could learn it, and so that it is difficult to express certain ideas without using "problematic" language. Even religion is not exempt, and is attacked as being a tool of oppression; recently, Islam has joined Christianity in this group.
To ensure that all peoples are equally represented in government and business, quotas were passed to ensure that at least half of every corporate Board of Directors and every legislature on Earth was composed of women, with the appropriate percentages of ethnic minorities as well. And just because of the historical oppression visited upon them, ethnic minorities and non-heterosexuals get preferential quotas and treatment everywhere. Of course, ignore all of the rich, old, white men who claim to be black transgender lesbians to take advantage of these laws; you don't know how they identify! And ignore the fact that it's still rich white people in charge of the UEG; they know what's best for everyone else, and they have your best interest at heart.
Drug use and vapid entertainment is commonplace. Rather than addressing personal problems, why not take some antidepressants and keep up with the newest social media trends. Better than paying attention to what's actually going on. Anybody who speaks out about this state of affairs is clearly a bigot, and bigotry is anti-social and illegal, so they are thrown in jail. Or, more likely, they are socially ostracized and forced to live in the streets as a beggar because nobody could hire such a person. Who could oppose this utopian vision?
The counter-UEG states do. These "regressives" are despised by the UEG, and are frequently the subject of demonization. In the UEG, everyone is supposed to be happy…until counter-UEG powers are brought up, and then the hatred is allowed to flow. The UEG frequently launches invasions of counter-UEG insurgents around the world, but given that the counter-UEG states are armed with nuclear weapons and orbital railguns, they are off-limits. The counter-UEG states are an electic mix of not-so-nice states. China, the unofficial leader of the bloc, is an outright dictatorship, one that has become strongly Christian. The fall of the Communist Party and the chaos that followed opened the door for Christianity in China, although the form it takes is very syncretic. The Second American Federation, the conservative remnant of the first United States, is still a democracy, albeit it is as democratic as the EF. There is a constant scare for "globalists," and anybody who criticizes the government is quickly blacklisted. The Levantine Federation - a union of Israel and Palestine - has become a surprisingly successful Jewish-Muslim mix, one that despises the radical secularism of the UEG. The others are bog-standard dictatorships.
In Oceania, the Republic of Oceania forms a third bloc. The product of the Indonesian Revolution, Oceania is a horrific, highly militarized Orwellian state. During its early years, Oceania destroyed all vestiges of Indonesian, Malaysian, Australian and Kiwi culture, replacing it with its strange neo-Maoism. Other rogue states include the Empire of Zaire, which models itself off the Roman Empire, and the fundamentalist Christian Republic of West Africa, which is currently waging a "crusade" against "infidels" in its borders.
[1] The GOP and Dems were divided, and the two anti-establishment candidates ran as independents.
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Comments: 227
Void-Wolf In reply to ??? [2016-02-17 23:56:23 +0000 UTC]
That'll be interesting to say the least and I'm looking forward to it
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jrh222 In reply to ??? [2016-02-15 17:02:28 +0000 UTC]
And to think, if only Ron Paul was elected, this never would've happened.
Are there any Counter-UEG states that are inspired by /pol/, as a parallel to the UEG's Tumblr influence??
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Meerkat92 In reply to jrh222 [2016-02-17 02:37:43 +0000 UTC]
youcouldhavestoppedthis.jpg etc...
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RvBOMally In reply to jrh222 [2016-02-15 17:35:20 +0000 UTC]
This is an alternate history, diverging at 1993, so Dr. Paul's campaigns in 2008 and 2012 would have affected things. Indeed, those never happened in this timeline.
The Internet far right, including the factions of /pol/, will get their own dystopia scenario. So, the manosphere, the neo-Nazis, the libertarians, "crusaders" and everyone else will get their own blocs, with the more specific ideologies getting their own state. The Counter-UEG states are more moderate, as a rule of making the opposing blocs more moderate than the dominant dystopian bloc.
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Void-Wolf In reply to RvBOMally [2016-02-15 20:41:49 +0000 UTC]
I have a feeling that's gonna be even worse than this place.
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jrh222 In reply to RvBOMally [2016-02-15 19:44:37 +0000 UTC]
I know that, I was just referencing the Doom Paul meme . I'll be looking forward to your 4chan dystopia!
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RvBOMally In reply to jrh222 [2016-02-15 20:08:12 +0000 UTC]
It won't exactly be a 4chan dystopia. It will be based on the Internet far right as a whole.
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Zomg420 In reply to jrh222 [2016-02-15 19:55:41 +0000 UTC]
I'd imagine the Second American Federation (Do they still call themselves United States?)'s main political branches are Doom Paul style libertarians, Trump-type populist nationalists and Santorum's religious right, with some Putin-lite strongman balancing them out. Basically modern Russia as you said. There are elements of /pol/ in the counter-UEG states but much, much more moderated.
I'd hate to see the /r9k/ state in your 4chan dystopia... 'normies' getting prosecuted, so a good percentage of the population.
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RvBOMally In reply to Zomg420 [2016-02-15 20:09:05 +0000 UTC]
The Second American Federation does not refer itself to the United States, and that's exactly the sort of political makeup it has.
Like I said above, this won't be a 4chan dystopia exactly, but the robots will have their own society.
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Meerkat92 In reply to RvBOMally [2016-02-17 03:25:32 +0000 UTC]
The robots are like 90% of the Internet far-right, though. 95% if you think (like I do) that the PUAs are a bunch of awkward perma-virgins who just make up stories for the lads.
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RvBOMally In reply to Meerkat92 [2016-02-17 03:55:53 +0000 UTC]
Well, I'm tailoring the divisions according to what can make the most sense. The robots can't be anything but a minority if they're against normies.
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Meerkat92 In reply to RvBOMally [2016-02-17 04:08:18 +0000 UTC]
> not depicting the DOTR exactly as I imagined it in my diary
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE etc.
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Zomg420 In reply to RvBOMally [2016-02-15 20:26:02 +0000 UTC]
Some Trump descendant as Zhirinovsky? That'd be a laugh.
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Mechazoidfallen In reply to ??? [2016-02-15 16:08:30 +0000 UTC]
I can't tell if this is dystopia based on tumblr SJW activism or reddits hive mind. It kind of has elements of both.
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OneHellofaBird In reply to Mechazoidfallen [2016-02-15 20:21:54 +0000 UTC]
if Tumblr ran the world the races would be separated, transwomen sent to an island, and (straight) sex would be through a sheet if at all
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RvBOMally In reply to OneHellofaBird [2016-02-15 20:24:42 +0000 UTC]
The funny thing is, something like a theocratic Confederate States would do the exact same thing.
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OneHellofaBird In reply to RvBOMally [2016-02-15 20:54:36 +0000 UTC]
*whispers* that's the big secret!
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RvBOMally In reply to OneHellofaBird [2016-02-15 21:07:29 +0000 UTC]
I've always thought that the horseshoe theory has quite a bit of truth in it. Of course, the situation is far more complex, but extremism breeds a sense of righteousness that cannot tolerate dissent, and it breeds dissent due to its extreme nature. Hence, the growth of totalitarian modes of governance.
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OneHellofaBird In reply to RvBOMally [2016-02-16 01:46:09 +0000 UTC]
OTOH the most vicious people I've met are self-described "centrists"--viz., they mask their lack of anything (save personality and identity politics) with vitriol at all the traitorous "radicals" surrounding them; right now they're hissing that it's "privilege" to be against letting criminal bank executives go unpunished (I mean, even for *laundering cartel money*)
it might be more "masking" or psychological compensation than (just) the horseshoe theory
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RvBOMally In reply to OneHellofaBird [2016-02-16 02:01:38 +0000 UTC]
Huh, I guess crazy comes in all forms.
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RvBOMally In reply to Mechazoidfallen [2016-02-15 16:11:33 +0000 UTC]
It's Internet social justice in general, mixed with a heavy dose of Brave New World.
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Whachamacallit1 In reply to ??? [2016-02-15 15:06:34 +0000 UTC]
The fact I don't think this is as bad as some of your other dystopias probably indicates that I should take a hard look at myself. Maybe I'm erring towards a dangerous precipice...
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RvBOMally In reply to Whachamacallit1 [2016-02-15 16:01:21 +0000 UTC]
I intentionally kept genocide and stuff like that out, because I wanted to do something different with a "softer" dystopia. So it isn't as bad as the others, but not because I couldn't have taken it further.
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Whachamacallit1 In reply to RvBOMally [2016-02-15 18:47:37 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, I definitely did think "huh, I'm surprised the 'bigots' aren't sent to death camps" while I was reading this.
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InfernoMole In reply to ??? [2016-02-15 14:23:39 +0000 UTC]
Alternate titles for the rest of the Ideological Worlds:
Under the Jackboot = Jackbox
Order is the Mother of Anarchy = 'Narchbox
The International = Redbox
Marketplace = Marketbox
Long Live the King = Kingbox
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meloa789 In reply to ??? [2016-02-15 09:24:24 +0000 UTC]
And I was wondering what would happen if two sides of extreme were more prominent and more open in future.
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RvBOMally In reply to meloa789 [2016-02-15 16:31:18 +0000 UTC]
Well, this is really one side going (almost) all the way, while the other is extreme in reaction. I may do one with the modern far right.
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Jeckl In reply to ??? [2016-02-15 09:00:48 +0000 UTC]
So why are the neo-maoists a rouge state? Wouldn't that be right up the sjw alley? (everyone is equal)
Nice map reminds me of 1984 meets Brave New World, good work.
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RvBOMally In reply to Jeckl [2016-02-15 16:09:58 +0000 UTC]
They have an opposing theory of left-wing thought (particularly, the role of culture vs. class warfare), they are geopolitically hostile, and the UED really wants to stay away from self-professed communists.
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KuboCaskett In reply to RvBOMally [2016-02-15 18:48:50 +0000 UTC]
That kind of proves my point that SJWs are commies without the class thing, and some people say cultural Marxism is a mere conspiracy theory cooked up by far-right figures.
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Whiteshore1 In reply to Jeckl [2016-02-15 09:22:49 +0000 UTC]
Maybe they are too radical even for the SJW's tastes?
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Beastboss In reply to Jeckl [2016-02-15 09:06:51 +0000 UTC]
Something tells me that the EF didn't want to align themselves with them would be because it'd be too ironic
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Jeckl In reply to Beastboss [2016-02-15 11:14:51 +0000 UTC]
Could be geopolitical, let them in and they will take over.
I mean um, their evil racists, yeah and not equal in the way the EF 'knows' is right.
I would have preferred if it was a super 'yobo' and 'bogan' culture, better contrast with the EF, they could literally have been racists lol.
But rvbomally has made an excellent world, in a horrible dystpoic sense
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hgfggg In reply to ??? [2016-02-15 02:56:22 +0000 UTC]
Huh. This is what happens when meninists decide that they're the real feminists, eh?
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Meerkat92 In reply to hgfggg [2016-02-15 03:30:23 +0000 UTC]
I've never even heard of the meninists, and I consider myself somewhat of a connoisseur of far-right Internet political movements. Did you mean Mennonites?
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hgfggg In reply to Meerkat92 [2016-02-15 04:04:06 +0000 UTC]
Hehe.
Hehe.
Okay.
Even if you weren't trolling- they are a group that considers themselves "men's rights activists," as if that needed to be defended, and their name stems from a parody of men's rights activists. Yes, they call themselves a parody. Shamelessly, and ignorantly.
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RvBOMally In reply to Meerkat92 [2016-02-15 03:35:48 +0000 UTC]
Check out the Meninism Twitter.
EDIT: I don't know if that's related to what hg is talking about. All I've seen from them is humorous trolling.
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Meerkat92 In reply to RvBOMally [2016-02-15 03:45:58 +0000 UTC]
MRAs in general fall into the same ream of sad whingeing as white nationalists: even if their points were valid, taking a weak-ass "woe is me I'm a victim all my problems are the fault of the Jews/Wimminz" line is just gross and unlikeable.
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RvBOMally In reply to Meerkat92 [2016-02-15 03:50:33 +0000 UTC]
Agreed. I'm heavily on the "do it yourself" side of that scale. I don't blame Jews, or whites, or men, or women for my faults, because those people had nothing to do with them. And they certainly have no obligation to fix them. That is all on me. Is there unfair treatment? Yes, but this doesn't all go one way, and often if one group is legitimately privileged, they're screwed over somewhere else for different reasons. And at the end of the day, I choose to just roll with the punches.
But that's just my opinion. :/
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KuboCaskett In reply to RvBOMally [2016-02-15 04:03:14 +0000 UTC]
Me, I consider MRA's to be the gender opposite of feminists; always making a big issue out of mundane things only with a male focus. Of course one can bring up they're actually bigoted but then again they have female MRA's but then again feminists have male feminists so I say can't they all drop the respective focus on either gender and just be striving for true equality? Like maybe consider that both genders (and maybe other unknown types) matter?
Sorry to get a little political but I tend to stay away from the Feminist-MRA thing because of this.
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RvBOMally In reply to KuboCaskett [2016-02-15 04:08:43 +0000 UTC]
I think both groups are filled with all sorts of people, decent and nasty. Some are misguided idealists, others are true champions of equality and wear the label of MRA or feminist, and others are cynical exploiters. I guarantee you that the same can be said of any political or social movement. No group of people is going to be full of saints or sinners. Which is really my point with this series of dystopias. They reflect all manner of viewpoints and approaches to the world, but what I try to demonstrate is that every single one can be corrupted and turned into a cudgel with which to beat people. I suppose my core belief is that old adage that power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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KuboCaskett In reply to RvBOMally [2016-02-15 04:15:52 +0000 UTC]
I can never agree more with you, though in my experience, some ideas are just s##t from the get go like Nazism, Jihadism, and Communism.
Come to think of it, I really hate to see new villainous ideologies spring up throughout the 21st century like how some did in the 20th.
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RvBOMally In reply to KuboCaskett [2016-02-15 04:22:07 +0000 UTC]
I think those ideologies can work in a population so homogenous that there is no natural dissent. Not only is that never going to happen, but at that point any ideology would work.
I'm not too sure on villainous ideologies coming to the fore in the 21sr century. I think it can happen, I just do not know what form it would take. It would be interesting to see!
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PersephoneEosopoulou In reply to RvBOMally [2016-02-19 16:27:04 +0000 UTC]
You could see some really weird fucking ones poping up like a group that wants to take over and control everyone to appease the Basilisk aka Rotcos Basilisk or whatever the fuck it was called.
The stuff behind that is really mindfucky.
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