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Published: 2010-09-12 21:20:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 2403; Favourites: 11; Downloads: 17
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Meet the XDDAnti, you weirdo ! >:C Thx for being a good friend! It's always fun to talk to you and it would be awesome to meet you! Batmankiller!
Haha, no matter where I'm going, I always get punched!
(Angie= Antiimages OC )
PS. Sorry, I can't draw cats :C
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O-okay... but... what should I do to become more courageous...?
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Agatha: Well for starters, when some asks for something, say no aand stand your ground. Don't quiver and whimper like a frightened little puppy. Stay firm and strong!
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OKAY, YES M'AM! 
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Agatha: Good. Now you better give 10 bucks tomorrow for my help or else I WILL tear out your eyeballs and make you watch while I eat them!
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I can already give you the money now....eh! I mean ...NO!! >:C I WON'T GIVE YOU MY MONEY AND I WON'T GIVE YOU MY EYEBALLS!!!!
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Agatha: *laughs* Now you've got the hang of it!
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Agatha: Now there's one more thing you need to work on.
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Agatha: Ya need to learn how to fight! Because sometimes standing your ground isn't enough to get the point across, especially when someone throws a punch at you.
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Can you show me how to fight, please?
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Agatha: Well.....I could try I suppose. Just as a little disclaimer, I am in no way responsible if you die during this training session....oh, and when you do, I get access to your entrails. Okay?
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Sweet Jesus...!!!
But okay, I'm ready!
And yeah...you can have my entrails then....TuT That makes me useful though I'm already dead then. It will allay your hunger.
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Agatha: Deal! So let's start from square one: Evading. Because if you can dodge a punch, you would be stopped dead in your tracks! Now, if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a punch. *quickly throws a wrench at you* Note the reference.
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WOAH!!! *dodge the wrench* Phew that was too close!
"...first lesson: evading... dodge a puuuunch...." I noted it, Ms. Agatha M'am. 8D
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Agatha: Well it seems like you got the basic motor skills. Now to start the real dodging test. Come with me.
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Agatha: *leads you to a pit* Lesson 1: Dodging. So now that you've got basic motor and reaction skills, here's what you must do: Go down the pit and there is a ravenous, bloodthirsty, and extremely aggressive bear. You must last about 10 minutes with it all while not getting a single scratch on you! If you can dodge a bear, you can dodge a punch!
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But...do I really have to do that?! That's my certain death!!!
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Agatha: *sighs* Fine, we'll start easier.....you're gonna have to the bar thing sooner or later anyway. Instead, I'm going to throw a bunch of knives at you really really fast. If you can dodge them without getting a single scratch you can move on.
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:C Uhmmm.... okay, but can we use spoons instead of knives? 
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Agatha: But spoon don't hurt. The best way to learn something is by pain!
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Agatha:....fine, but they are now gonna be pitchforks.
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Agatha: So start dodging. *grabs a bunch of pitchforks*
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W-Wait!! I think I changed my mind!!! D:
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Agatha: You can't keep changing your mind willy nilly, you know.
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But...BUT...!!!! I really don't want it anymore!! D:
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Agatha: Well, looks like you don't want to learn to fend for yourself then. It's your loss.
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I want... but....
...maybe we can skip this lesson and start with lesson two...?
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Agatha: *sighs* fine.....Lesson 2: Endurance. In order to last in a fight, you need to train your stamina. So in order to train, you must keep running for about 5 miles while an angry bull chases you!
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"Lesson 2: Endurance..." okay. I noted that.
Uhmm... I've been very lazy the last couple of weeks. So can we exchange the angry bull with.... a duck for example?
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Agatha: Ugh, you complain a lot.....fine, we'll go with an aggressive, rabid duck with a taste for blood.
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Agatha: Wait, so your actually going through with it? No whining or complaining or anything?
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Sigh.... I-I guess I have no choise... I want to become stronger, so I'm going to do it...
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Agatha: Well in that case, start running! We're burning daylight!
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*runs* MOMMMMYYYY!!!! TT.TT I mean.... I CAN DO IT!! >:I
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Agatha: *opens a crate that releases an angry duck*
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Eh, eh wait! What do I have to do again? Just running?! And for how long?!!
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Agatha: You gotta run from that duck for about 5 miles without getting a single scratch!
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Eeeeh 5 miles?! weeeell, y'know I had this injury on the foot.... can't we say 3 miles?
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Agatha: You want me to make it 10 miles?
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*starts running and gets chased by the angry duck* AAAAAHH!!!!
*after running 5 miles* Uff uff uff... IT'S STILL...hah...hah.. chasing me.....hah...STOP IIIIT!!!!!
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Agatha: *is at the finish line* You did realize the duck stop chasing you about 3 miles back, right?
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Agatha: ...yeah, I kinda got hungry but didn't wanna end your training so....yyeeeah...
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