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"Yeah, you mammals have it rough. Kicking and squirming inside you. I don't see the appeal. Eggs don't kick your bladder or ribs or whatever. Yeah, they're big and firm but so what? Also? I hear your births aren't -pleasurable- what the hell? It actually hurts without significant medical intervention? Man, if I had to lay eggs and they -hurt- coming out? I wouldn't lay eggs... I don't exactly orgasm, but goodness I get darn close..."

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"Yeah, you mammals have it rough. Kicking and squirming inside you. I don't see the appeal. Eggs don't kick your bladder or ribs or whatever. Yeah, they're big and firm but so what? Also? I hear your births aren't -pleasurable- what the hell? It actually hurts without significant medical intervention? Man, if I had to lay eggs and they -hurt- coming out? I wouldn't lay eggs... I don't exactly orgasm, but goodness I get darn close..."